Imagine me giving you directions to a big county park outside the city. You will drive there with your husband to hike, but he will say he just wants to stay at the picnic tables and do something stupid on his phone. Good thing he's predictable. As you head out from the picnic tables and start down the trail, the breeze flowing across your skin warms you. Yet goosebumps dot your arms, driven by your excitement at letting a man you hardly know fuck your brains out in the woods.
You follow my directions and leave the trail at the distinctive, century-old oak I described, having not seen another person in 10 minutes. You walk past it and find a hidden, smaller trail that leads you deep into the woods. A good hundred yards down the trail, you begin to wonder whether this guy is for real. Yet you continue to follow your secret lover's instructions, plunging deeper and deeper into the woods.
Then you see the blanket spread out on a sunny spot of grass next to a stream. You open the picnic basket sitting next to the blanket with the words 'open me.' written on top. Inside is strawberry, a square of chocolate, a rabbit vibrator, a butt plug, a large black phallus, and a silk blindfold. There is also a note. "Remove your clothes and your inhibitions. Eat the strawberry. Lay the chocolate on your tongue. Put on the silk blindfold. Lay down on the blanket. Begin using the rabbit."
You strip off your clothes, feeling amazingly liberated at the sensation of raw sunshine on your skin and the sense of the entirety of nature observing your nudity. The strawberry juices explode sweetly in your mouth, and make another part of you wet, too. The chocolate melts slowly, as if warmed by the sun, filling your mouth with a exquisitely earthy experience. You lay on the blanket and start up the rabbit, noting how unusual it feels to have a mechanical toy out in nature. Pulling the blindfold over your eyes, you sense the odd combination of darkness on your eyes and warming light on your skin. The chocolate and strawberry tastes linger in your mouth, further disorienting you.