"Hey Joanne! It's about time we see you in here again! I was beginning to think that you'd forgotten all about me."
Brittany was the barmaid at a Pub that I liked to go to. She had that earthy quality about her, a natural beauty, long legs, thin waist, long free-flowing brown hair pretty eyes and a warm earthy personality.
"Now that you mention it, I guess it has been awhile."
"Well Joey, what would you like to drink. The first drink is on the house, maybe it will loosen you up for me."
There is and always had been a sexual undertone when Brittany spoke to me. I liked the way she called me Joey instead of Joanne. I gave her a smile and said, "Surprise me, I'm in the mood."
Brittany lean over the bar and held both my hands, "Well if you're in the mood, then I have a surprise for you!" She laughed as she walked away.
The drink was a martini. I was in no mood for sipping it. I drank it fast and could feel it warm my insides and make my head spin.
"Woo... If you keep putting them down like that, you'll have to get a ride home or find someplace to stay for the night!" Brittany spoke as she gave me a look, a little smile and a wink.
"Hey girl, the gentleman at the end of the bar, the one that looks like he can bench press 400 but has the IQ of a 15-year-old, would like to buy you a drink."
"I'll tell you Brittany, any other night, any other night, but not tonight. I'm not looking for any action tonight."
"Oh, so you're not looking for a guy. Then what are you looking for?" As she flashed a smile and tossed her hair back and she sashayed back towards the end of the bar to give the bad news to that nice hunk of a man toy.
"So. No guys for Joey tonight. Where's Michael tonight? Working? Out with the guys? If I recall you two have an open relationship, so out with some other woman? Michael is a cute guy and he's funny! I know you have an open relationship, so if he came in here I might even consider going home with him! But of course only if you were home waiting! But tonight, this isn't like you Joey. Usually, you come in here and after surveying the troops, you have your pick of the liter and are in the parking lot with your feet out the window of your car. Why one night, I saw some guy get under the table. I can only surmise what that was about! What's up? What's got my little Joey in a funky mood?"
"It's Mickey!"
"Oh... so the bastard left you for some little slut from the College! Don't tell me he was abusive! I don't blame you for being pissed off!" She came around the bar and gave me a tight hug, not just a friendly hug but the type to make sure I could feel her tits pushing into me. "My poor Joey. He doesn't deserve you. I'll take care of you Babe." Brittany gave me a little kiss on the cheek and walked back around the bar smiling and wiggling her tight ass.
"Well your intuition is a little off. It's something I did. Mickey is pretty pissed off at me!"
"You did something to piss him off? Maybe I'm wrong but it always looks like Michael loves you dearly. I can't think of a more understanding guy. You and Michael have an open relationship! He's accepting of you going out and having a good time. Why you even bring guys home and he watches or joins in. What in the hell could you possibly have done to piss him off? Is it that you want to leave him?"
"No! I'm a big ass."
"Well no. Actually, you have a pretty little ass! But you're not an ass."
"Gee thanks! Here I'll tell you my sad story. You're absolutely right about everything you said about Mickey. Well, there was this old boyfriend I had, I called him a couple of months ago. Even though I knew Mickey would let me talk to him on the phone or even set up a meeting, I hid it from Mickey. It was kind of exciting to have a little sexual secret all to myself. Who the hell does Mickey think he is! Why does he have to know all my activities? So this old boyfriend would write me love letters and send me little gifts, maybe a phone call or an e-mail. Well, I was talking to Mickey one day and told him I really liked the perfume that he got me for my birthday. Well silly me, Mickey didn't get me that, my secret admirer did. What the fuck, who am I living with Sherlock Homes. He sat there for awhile. Just sitting there looking straight through me, his arms crossed in front of him. Time seemed to stop and I could hear him breathing hard. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he stands up and tight-lipped says, "I didn't get you that! And you didn't buy it if you thought it came from me. So somebody is giving you gifts and you can't tell me! We have an open relationship and I tell you everything. Everything! I was under the mistaken impression that you told me everything. In fact, wasn't that our one big golden rule. No secrets! We tell each other everything. Everything! That way we don't get hurt! So if you're not telling me about who's giving you gifts, then that must mean they are more important to you than what we have? You have a boyfriend, don't you? You have a secret lover, don't you! I can see it in your eyes! You do! Which means he is that important to you that you would break the one vow that binds us together. No secrets! No secrets we vowed! You must love him more than you do me for you to keep this a secret! Well fuck you! If you found someone who loves you more than me, then good luck. I'm happy for you! Can't you see how fucking happy I am! Fuck you bitch and your new lover too! You knew! You fuckin knew, that secrets were the one thing that would send me packing. That hiding something like this would break our bond! It's the only thing I asked! I guess you need more than I can give you! More than I'll let you take! See you later bitch!" and he walked out slamming the door! I saw that he had tears in his eyes."
"Oh Joey. When did this happen."
"This morning. He won't answer his phone or anything!"
"Do you love this other guy?"
"No...It was just a little fun under the radar."
"Can this other guy please you more than Michael can?"
"No... Nobody can please me the way Mickey can! You know I love a big cock pounding me, but Mickey, Mickey always makes me cum so strong! And he really is my soul mate. I really mean that we connect on a higher level!"
"So nobody can please you as good as Michael. Have you ever had a woman!" Brittany asked as she ran her long thin tongue over her pouty lips and touched my hair.
"Oh, I've had women. And I've enjoyed them immensely! But Mickey knows me inside and out! And when we both orgasm at the same time it's mind-blowing! It's like I'm feeling both mine and his!"
Brittany looked at me seductively and whispered, "You are correct. Woman sex is so intense and so satisfying..."
I had to cut her off in mid-sentence, "I told Mickey to meet me here and we would patch things up! I hope he shows up! He only had one stupid, dump, fucking, rule, and I broke it. Who the hell does he think he is, God? Just don't keep secrets from me, that's all he asked. And I did! And now he's gone! I love him so much! I'm so stupid! He's right I am a bitch! I just want him to love me again!" I cried as a tear flowed from my eyes.