The Ride
"If you could sleep with any of my friends, with no fear of me getting mad, who would it be?" she asked.
"There's nobody I want more than you," he replied.
"No fair," she said. "It's a hypothetical question babe, I'm not giving you permission. I just want to see if you say who I think you will say."
"You're right, it's not fair," he replied. "You're my wife and if I answer it at all then that means I've actually thought about it, which I haven't. It's never going to happen, I'm only interested in you, so why waste any time thinking about something like that."
"Okay well humor me right now," she said. "Think about it for a minute and tell me who you'd pick. I promise I'll stop bugging you about it."
He paused for a moment to make it seem like he was thinking. In all reality he'd jerked off so many times to several of her friends, and he'd made that list in his head a long time ago. Her friend Brandi was definitely on the top of that list, because she was her sexiest friend, but he couldn't tell her that. That's her best friend and the friend he sees the most.
"Fine, if I have to give you an answer then I'd go with Sara," he answered.
"What!" she practically yelled out. "I was sure you would say Brandi. What made you pick Sara?"
"Why would you think I'd choose Brandi?" he asked in return.
"Because she's gorgeous and you two are always joking around together," she answered. "Plus, I told her if I ever die in a tragic car wreck she can have you."
"You told her that did you?" he asked jokingly. "And I don't have any say in it whatsoever?"
"Nope, none at all," she replied. "So why Sara hon? She's married, so you'd need more than just my approval for that one."
"I don't know really," he said. "Honestly I think it's her legs"
"Hey, you weren't supposed to think about my friends in that way," she blurted out, slapping his arm in pretend disapproval.
"That's exactly how you told me to think about them dear," he replied. "In order to decide which one I'd sleep with I had to imagine sleeping with them. Yeah Brandi is attractive, but she can also be pretty high maintenance. I imagine sex with her could get frustrating if she keeps telling me what to do all the time. Sara is a runner and she's definitely a people pleaser, so I bet she would be good in bed."
"Wow, you sure gave that a lot of thought in a little time," she said. "I'm actually rather impressed. I'm glad to hear it though, because Brandi is coming over in a few minutes. It might be odd if you'd picked her after all."
"Why is she coming over today?" he asked. "She hasn't been over much lately."
"I actually invited her over for lunch when I was helping her unpack yesterday," she answered. "Her little house is so cute hon, you have to see it."
"So where did your question even come from?" he asked. "Why would you think to ask that assuming I'd say Brandi just a little while before she's coming over?"
"It's because she's coming over that I asked," she said. "Okay, so you can't tell anyone, especially her, but while unpacking boxes in her room I stumbled on her diary. I just took a peek real fast and found a few entries about you. So I got curious if you felt the same about her I guess."
"That's so horrible babe," he said, shocked by what he'd just heard. "She's your best friend and you just totally betrayed her trust."
"Oh relax," she said. "I didn't read anything she hadn't already told me. It just made me wonder how you might have felt about her. I'm relieved to know you aren't interested in her though."
He realized she totally misunderstood basically everything. Just because he chose Sara in her silly little game didn't mean he hadn't jerked off thinking about Brandi several times over the last few years. He was relieved that he hadn't chosen Brandi. Sometimes you gotta trust your gut and that time it sounded like it paid off.
"So what did she write about me in her diary?" he asked.
"I can't tell you that," she said. "Those are her deep intimate thoughts babe, not meant for your ears."
"Oh so you get to read it, but I don't even get the abbreviated version?" he asked.
"Nope," she simply replied. Just then the doorbell rang. "Oh there she is. Can you let her in?"
"Sure, no problem," he said. "Especially now that I know she wants my body."
He laughed it off and rushed to the front door and pulled it open. He always loved to see her and that day was no exception. She was standing there looking incredibly cute with her blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, gold rimmed aviator sunglasses, a pink V-neck showing the perfect amount of cleavage, black skirt, and white Adidas.
"Hey Brandi, come on in," he said. He held open the screen door for her and snuck in a quick glance at her ass as she passed bye.
"Thank you," she said as she walked in. "Is that a new motorcycle out front?"
"Actually it is," he answered. "I just finished cleaning it up a bit, and was thinking about taking it out after lunch."
"Well that sounds fun," she said. "Maybe you can give me a ride sometime?"
"Hey girl," his wife said as she walked into the room. "How's the rest of the unpacking going?"
"I'm almost all done thanks to you," she said giving her a hug.
The girls headed to the kitchen talking so quickly he had a hard time understanding what they were saying. He suddenly found himself in a bit of a predicament as to what he should do. His bike was clean, but he didn't want to put it away yet. He wanted to get lunch but the girls had just walked into the kitchen. Seeing no other option he picked up the remote and turned on the TV as he sat down on the couch. He settled on an old western to watch for awhile until his wife was ready.
"Hey babe," his wife called out from the kitchen several minutes later. "Lunch is ready."
"Oh thank goodness," he thought to himself. He jumped up quickly and trotted into the kitchen. He was starving and didn't even care what they had made.
"What's this, are we going back to fifth grade?" he asked when he saw it was grilled cheese sandwiches and mac-n-cheese.
"Ha ha, very funny babe," she said sliding his plate towards him. "Enjoy your lunch honey. Oh and by the way, after lunch Brandi wants to go for a ride on your new bike."
"Are you sure that's a good idea?" he asked, knowing she would understand what he was insinuating. She just gave him a stern look and he backed off quickly. "I'm just saying those things can be dangerous."
"I'll be fine," Brandi said. "I trust you know what you're doing."
They finished eating and all three headed out to the front yard towards the motorcycle. He pushed the key in, pressed the start button and it fired to life. He pushed down the passenger pegs and quickly explained a few safety things to her. She seemed relaxed enough that he thought she might actually enjoy the ride. He kissed his wife goodbye and hopped on the bike, and Brandi climbed on after him. Once he made sure she was ready he headed out.
He didn't live very far from a nice long country road, so that's where he headed. He knew there wouldn't be much traffic, if any, and the farm land actually made for pleasant riding scenery. One thing he liked the most was looking down at Brandi's legs on each side of him. She sure did have nice legs and he was happy to be sitting right between them.
It also dawned on him that she had her arms wrapped around his waist. He was sure she could feel his ab muscles through his thin tee-shirt. He remembered his wife telling him how the motorcycle vibrated in just the right way that she couldn't help but get wet every time they rode together. He distinctly remembered one time where her blue yoga pants were noticeably wet after an afternoon ride. He wondered if it had the same effect on Brandi. Then he wondered if he would be willing to take advantage of the opportunity if it did.
He had been jerking off to Brandi for a couple of years, even before he got married, but she was his wife's best friend. They obviously told each other everything, so there was no way he could touch her. She was completely off limits, which kind of sucked given how hot she was. Of course it was totally within the realm of possibility that she wasn't getting aroused at all and wanted nothing to do with him whatsoever.