One little pull on a handle, actually, it was a button, but you know what I mean! It changed my life.
$1.6 MILLION, yes, with an "M" in the front! Suddenly I was important, it seemed. Everywhere I turned, there were beautiful women smiling at me. Now I am still to this day absolutely sure that it is my natural good looks, but the truth is, I am now in my middle 50's. The head has a bit less hair than it used to, there is a bit of a pot belly and the usual effects of being in one's 50's.
Lee, my lovely wife, picked up on the change. She explained to me that I get to do this just one time, it would never happen again. For just a few days, I would get to do anything I wanted, have any lady I wanted (almost) and just go crazy!
So I picked up Caroline, took her up to my room, and we more or less got it on from one side of the huge room to the other. With her, I soon found out it wasn't the money, me, or anything other than her hubby was messing around with MY wife, she was getting revenge!
Dang, I will take a shot of revenge like that anyday, to be honest!
Lee and I sort of molested a couple of maids, I threw enough money on the table that they couldn't turn it down, they both stripped and cleaned the room totally nude while we sat and watched. I felt a little guilty afterwards, it's really not like me to take advantage of someone, but at the same time, it was fun!
There was this slender redheaded cocktail waitress that spent a lot of time showing me her titties. I concede that I love that, it would be nice to say that she did it because she liked me. But the truth is, the 2 $5 tokens I threw on her tray each round was probably the cause of that...
No matter, I was having fun!
Then I popped a $5 machine for $20,000!! Actually, that was no big deal, compared to the day before, it was peanuts...But the REAL problem when something like this happens is one no longer gets to be normal!
To give you an example, Lee wanted a Bailey's and coffee, we had Bailey's, no coffee, so I called room service. Up came a pot of coffee, the skinny kid with spiked hair all blonde on the ends held out his hand, I tipped him $5 and he looked at me like I had just stiffed him, and stuck his hand out for more! I looked at him and told him to get his ass out, $5 to deliver a fucking pot of coffee was enough!
Lee laughed at that, and told me I was being a prick. I told her that with the kind of money we had right now, we could be as big of pricks as we wanted to be and nobody was going to say one word! *I was right, too!