Someone rang my doorbell just after nine on a Monday evening, making me frown.
Firstly, no-one visits me after nine on a Monday, or any other day for that matter. Not since Jessie left, anyway. Secondly, I don't like people visiting me, seemingly at random. Thirdly, although my OCD is much more under control these days, instead of ignoring the interruption, I knew I would have to find out who it was and what they wanted. Sighing, I rose to my feet and opened the door.
'Yes?' I asked, trying to hide my irritation, although it might very quickly reveal itself depending on who was there and what was being asked of me.
I found myself facing a woman. My annoyance didn't blind me to the fact she was extremely attractive, although her hair -- styled in some sort of semi-perm that caused her hair to cascade to her shoulders in frizzy waves -- practically begged to be properly brushed out.
'Don't say a word, Harry,' the woman said. 'You can nod or shake your head but no talking, right?'
I was about to remind her that she was the one standing on my doorstep and the one who had rung my bell when I suddenly realised I knew her. Not only did I know her, in fact, but I was still married to her. Either that, or she was a slimmer, sexier, doppelganger who just happened to know someone called Harry lived at this particular address.
I nodded, somewhat stupidly.
'Good! Now, I know you won't be able to resist knowing why I'm here, so why don't you let me in?'
Still trying to get my head around the fact that my wife had turned up, unannounced, after more than six months of absence, I automatically stepped back and then closed the door once she had entered what was, technically, partly her house.
'Excellent,' she said, giving me one of the smiles that had once rendered me speechless while at the same time, giving me an erection.
Naturally, she glanced down to check her smile was still having that particular effect, before nodding to herself as she took in the growing bulge in my sweatpants and then giving me a grin that informed me any explanations were going to have to wait.
'Come on, Harry. You know you like to be in bed before nine-thirty on Mondays.'
She headed up the stairs giving me a perfect view of her long, shapely legs and cute ass. In the past, she had never worn a dress or a skirt that didn't reach at least to her knees. What she was wearing on this occasion was less of a skirt and more of a broad belt. There was even a flash of snow-white panties as she ascended in front of me. The bitch had obviously remembered I used to prefer her wearing plain white panties to anything else, no matter how flimsy or lacy other ones might be.
I caught up with her in the bedroom where she was looking around in amusement at its immaculate tidiness. She looked at me with the same determined grin, only maybe this time it was a dirtier one than she'd ever given me before.
'We're going to have sex, Harry. Quite a lot of sex, actually, so if that idea doesn't appeal, now would be a good time to shake your head. Otherwise, take your clothes off.'
She cocked her head to one side and raised an eyebrow. As I rather dazedly pulled off my t-shirt, the grin returned and it was definitely a dirty one.
She had always had a nice smile and a friendly grin. True, there had been several occasions when it had been a hungry smile, but she'd never grinned like she was doing now.
The grin widened and became dirtier when I pushed down my sweats and my erection appeared.
'And I'm pleased to see you, too, Harry,' she said, 'only women aren't quite as obvious about their arousal as you men. Now, go and lie down on the bed while I take off my clothes.'
'But I need to --'
'No. You don't!' she said sharply. 'Just this once you can leave your clothes right there on the floor without folding them and putting them away. The world is not going to end if you don't. Besides, what you and I are going to do will more than take your mind of a few bits of clothing. And I said, "No talking."'
Her instruction was just one more surprise in what I was beginning to fear was going to be a long list of them. Never before had she calmly undressed in such a way although she did turn her back to peel off her sweater. Her lack of a bra was another surprise. Although her breasts had never been large enough to need any form of support, I had never known her to go without one.
She wriggled out of her skirt, the resultant sight confirming she was wearing my favourite form of underwear. It also showed me a small, reasonably discreet, tattoo across her lower back, just above her buttocks. A tramp-stamp, I believe they're called.
I couldn't have spoken if I'd wanted to. I was literally speechless.
Then she turned around and my chin hit my chest.
The last time I'd seen her naked, she had been considerably overweight and flabby -- and positively blousy when clothed. Her tight sweater, very short skirt and frizzy hair could never be described as blousy. Provocative, yes. Sexy, definitely. Maybe even slutty. But blousy? Never.
Then there was her body. Gone was the excess weight and every hint of flab. Now she looked sleek and toned, firm without being muscular and more desirable than I'd ever seen her. Without conscious effort, I found I was stroking my dick.
'Don't say a word, Harry. If you approve, just nod. If you don't, well, I'm sorry, because I could give you a list of names of men who most definitely approve -- and that would make you the odd one out.'
I was unable to speak or move my head. Even my hand had stopped moving. Not only had her body miraculously transformed, her nipples were now pierced by thin, gold rings. Not only that, where before she had sported quite a luxuriant bush, she was now completely hairless and, just to prolong my inability to do anything but stare, she was standing with her feet some way apart. Far enough apart, in fact, to show me another gold ring, this one through the hood of her clit.
She appeared pleased with my reaction and took my lack of movement as approval because she climbed onto the bed, straddled my hips and shamelessly rubbed her cunt against my dick. It became soaked with her juices within seconds.
'See what I mean about being as aroused as you?' she asked.
I managed a nod. She laughed, raised her ass, positioned my dick and lowered herself onto it in a single, smooth movement. I groaned at the heat and the tightness and started wondering if this woman really was my wife. She'd never looked like this in the past and she'd certainly never acted like this. Although she'd never refused to let me have sex, she had always taken a passive role, even when she'd suggested it. I wasn't complaining because, already, this woman was infinitely more exciting than my wife, but I couldn't help thinking there was going to be some sort of reckoning before very long.
For the moment though, I was able to ignore the two piles of discarded clothing, because her cunt was gripping my dick in a way I'd never experienced before and it was wildly exciting.