I asked my friend if he might be able to help me out. He said, "Sure, anything." I went on to explain it was something with 'the wife' and it was a really big favor. The fact that the favor had more to do with him was a moot point.
"Let me show you," I said, "follow me." I led him through the house to the hallway. We stopped just outside our master bath. The door was slightly opened, just about a crack. We looked in and my wife was nude in front of the mirror. "Would you like some of that?" I asked. He nodded, puzzled by my question, being careful not to speak, not to let her hear.
I motioned with my head for him to follow me out to the garage. "I know she likes you," I said when I closed the garage door. "I haven't worked it all out yet, but I know she feels bad that Janet left you without a sex life. I really think she would apply for the job." I could tell he liked where the conversation was going, and he listened attentively.
"She talks about it a lot, that you can't enjoy sex. I am
working on it, trying to get it to be her idea, like you are a project," I said. "I just really think she wants to fuck you. She thinks you need a good piece of ass," I said.
"She may be right," he said. He stood listening and it didn't seem that what I feared might happen, had: that he would resent being made a project. It was clear he liked the possibilities, and his smile was a broad one. If there is anything a healthy man with any sex drive would like, it would be the idea of fucking my wife.
"So you are okay with it?" I asked.
"Hell yes," he said. "What guy with a pulse wouldn't be thrilled? A woman like that? Sure."
"Good," I said. "I will do my best. Now I have to talk with her, do some negotiating. I will talk to you again next week. In the meantime, be thinking about it, try to be around and be charming."
"Not sure how charming I can be, but I'll try," he said. "Why would you do this, let me fuck your wife?" he asked with a bewildered look.
"Because we are friends. Friends help friends," I said. "And she likes you. As I said, I think she wants to fuck you." We stood in the garage, just standing and looking at one another, just thinking about what I had advocated.
"I am flattered," he said. ""This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me."
"You haven't fucked her yet. Don't thank me too soon," I said. "Wait until after you've given her her first orgasm." We both laughed, but it was a wonderful laugh between really close friends.
He left and I went back inside, determined to start right away. She came out of the bathroom in a robe, and she looked positively stunning. I thought about her being with Jonathon and smiled to myself over what I was planning.
"What are you so happy about?" she asked.
"Jonathon was here. It was just something he said," I told her, pleased that I could tell the truth.
"How is he doing?" she asked.
"Horny as a freshman at summer camp," I said.