I would like to say thank the organisers, for the invitation to participate in
the event
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All and any mistakes found are mine. Apologies.
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My wife Franki gripped my hand as we walked along the beach. "Oh my god Max, I can't believe we're actually here."
With a hint of disbelief, I echoed her sentiment. "I know, it is surreal, I can't get over it. I mean how bloody lucky were we?"
She giggled joyously, as her hand gripped mine tighter. "And the hotel, babe, jeepers, it's four stars, and the room is fabulous."
"Yep, stunning."
Franki won this trip on one of those crazy radio challenges, tenth caller wins sort of shit. So here we were, finally we got to have a honeymoon. The most exclusive resort in Rarotonga, the Cook Islands.
We had only been married for eighteen months. When we married we couldn't afford a proper honeymoon. We just went camping for a long weekend. My job as a forklift driver only paid minimum wage and Franki got just a little more. She at least had a qualification. She worked at a fairly upbeat Auckland hair salon as a stylist.
My goal was to buy a home. We put every cent we earned into saving, but the bloody real estate market moved so fast I reckoned on our current savings regime, it would take us ten years, just for a ten percent deposit. Still that's life I suppose.
As we walked along the beach, hand in hand, I noticed this incredible pleasure yacht anchored in the bay. "Holy shit Franki, look at that bloody thing, it's bigger than our bloody flat."
She offered a little giggle. "Our flat, shit, it's bigger than the whole block of flats."
We spent the day swimming, flapping about and playing in the water. The problem being, yeah, we won the trip, which included accommodation and food, but everything else, we had to pay for, and shit it was expensive. Even a beer at the bar was twelve bucks...
So we were trying to find cheap ways to entertain ourselves, long walks along the beach. Later in the day we found our way into the market in town. That was cool, the markets had fresh fruit and food. Better still it was cheap. We could pack lunches to take on our walks, without having to pay resort prices.
The markets also had clothes, like sarongs and local styles. It meant we could buy some things to take home for friends and family. Holidays and gifts sort of go hand in hand. This allowed us to get a few things.
As we rummaged through the market stalls, I noticed a very well dressed woman. I caught her several times glancing at us, when her eyes caught mine she turned away quickly, obviously uncomfortable being caught out perving.
She stood out like a sore thumb, dressed as if she adorned a magazine cover. She walked gracefully, her smooth graceful elegance flowed.
I guessed she would be in her mid thirties, maybe a little older. Still, she was very attractive, with a short feminine business cut. Her features attractive rather than cute or pretty. She could be straight out of an English period drama. It made me smile, she was obviously checking me out... Me...
Shit, I'm hardly that sort of guy, most people, including Franki call me scruffy, unkempt. Not the sort to attract the attention of a clearly very wealthy woman. Maybe she was after a bit of rough?
I sensed her following us, her eyes never far from what we were doing. It felt like we were being stalked, she was the tiger, we, or rather I was the rabbit.
I didn't mention it to Franki, she might not have been happy with some rich bird giving me the eye.
It was later as we were at out table waiting for our evening meal. I dearly wanted a beer, but the prices were out of our reach, all the money we brought with us would have been blown within a couple of days.
We chatted softly, Franki, suggesting we should have had some drinks in our room before coming down. That was one of the supplies we made sure we stocked up on at the market. Bourbon for Franki and beer for me.
It was as I peeked up, I noticed the woman from the market seated at a table off to our left. Tonight, she looked as sexy as fuck. Yeah okay, she was a bit older than me, but shit, she looked so classy, stunning. She showed just enough flesh to look sexy without looking slutty, or cheap.
Her clothes, and remember, I'm no expert, fitted her like they were made specifically for her. She sipped at her cocktail, the straw twirling in her slender fingers. It was playful, teasing gesture, and her earlier innocence was gone.
I'm no expert on body language, but her movements were overtly sexual. Her fingers sliding up and down the straw, she flicked it lightly, and now she wasn't uncomfortable at being caught staring. She smiled seductively, and it was I who looked away quickly, my face red with embarrassment.
Jesus she was so blatant, like she didn't care.
When the waiter turned up to take our orders, he asked. "Would you like something to drink?"
Franki and I exchanged glances as I replied. "No thanks."
He leaned in closer saying quietly. "The lady over by the window would like to get them for you."
Franki glanced over at the woman, who when she caught Franki's, eyes, waved in a friendly gesture.
Franki gave me a strange look before answering. "Yes, all right. That would be lovely. Thank her for us, I'll have a creamy sex on the beach, please."
The waiter turned to me. "And you sir?"
"Um, just a beer for me. Steinlager, if you have it."
"Certainly."
As he slipped away to get the drinks, Franki leaned over. "Wow, wonder why she did that?"
I shrugged, "She's just some rich bird, probably thinks she's being cute."
"Should we invite her to sit with us, she is by herself?"
"Na, she's probably waiting for somebody."
"No, her table is set for one, I think we should."
Just then the waiter returned with our drinks. Before I could say anything, Franki said. "When you talk to the lady, ask her if she would like to join us."
"Yes ma'am."
Franki took a long suck on her straw shivering excitedly. "Oh god, that's bloody lovely. One more of these and you'll be getting lucky tonight."
We watched as the waiter spoke to the woman. She gave us a quick glance, grabbed her purse, picked up her own drink and sauntered lazily to our table.
As she neared, Franki stood to greet her. "Thanks for the drinks, you didn't have to."
She smiled back, a pleasing sexy smile. "Oh Sugar, it was my pleasure." Wow, her voice oozed sex appeal. It was a smooth drawling deep Southern American accent. She sounded like one of those sexy old time southern belle's. Old movies like Gone with wind, steel magnolias sprang to mind. Her voice was like treacle
The waiter brought over another table and she sat between us. "I'm Kathleen."
As she reached across to shake our hands Franki replied. "That is my husband Max, and I'm Franki."
"Franki, what a delicious name, I surely do like that." She let her eyes wander over Franki and I, as she asked. "So what's a lovely young couple like y'all doing here?"
Franki burst forth quickly. "We won a competition on the radio."
Kathleen nodded absorbing Franki's burst of information. "We're from Auckland, this is our first time out of the country."
Kathleen laughed, even her laugh had a southern drawl, and god it sounded so fucking sexy. "Well, y'all certainly sound excited to be here."
"Oh it's so lovely, thank you for the drinks, we wanted some, but didn't have the money." Franki burbled excitedly, there was no hint of shame on her behalf, whereas I felt a tinge of embarrassment.
"Y'all drink up. Don't you worry none about the cost, let's celebrate y'all good fortune.
She waved at the waiter, to get his attention. "What are you drinking?" Franki asked.
Kathleen drawled seductively in reply. "Sugar, this, little thing is a Red headed slut shot."
Franki giggled as she slurped up the last of her cocktail. "Sounds dirty, what's in it?"
"Jagermeister, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice." She drawled softly. "Would you like to try one?"
"Oh gosh yes, I'd love to, but you don't have to. I mean they are so expensive."
"Oh to hell with the cost sweet thing. Let's just enjoy." She glanced quickly at me. "What about you Sugar, do you want to try one as well?"
"No, not for me thanks. I'll just have a beer." I chuckled.
Kathleen ordered the drinks, and we all ordered food. "What do you do Franki?" Kathleen asked.
"I'm a hairdresser, I want to open my own salon, but at the moment, I just work." She sighed deeply. "Having my own salon is my dream."
"You gotta have dreams Darling." She glanced interestedly at me. "What about you Max?"
"I work at a warehouse, I drive a forklift, working towards being head storeman."
She nodded. "Good for you Sugar, sounds like you got yourself a plan."
Before I could add anything, Franki started burbling about our plan to save for a house, and suddenly Kathleen pretty much had our life story. The waiter returned with the fresh drinks, and Franki took a quick slurp. Her eyes bulged and she waved her hand in a cooling motion over her mouth. "Holy shit, god they're strong."
"But good right?" Kathleen added.
"Oh hell yeah."
Kathleen reached over to clink glasses in a toast. "To new friends."
Kathleen sipped hers slowly as she engaged Franki in a deep conversation about her desires to open her own salon. It was like I vanished in a puff of air. I leaned back in my chair and sipped my beer. Now completely redundant, I tried to get my head around what was going on.