THURSDAY EVENING DINNER
I harangued my wife, Amy, "I've gotta get that promotion to vice president. With the VP bonuses we would move from the ranks of the rich to the truly wealthy. All kind of corporate perks come with a VP position in our company." We were enjoying a lovely dinner of Dover Sole and an expensive bottle of French White Burgundy at our favorite and very posh Atlanta restaurant. However, I was wound tight about the pending selection of a new VP at the office.
Amy smiled indulgently, "Well, Peter, you are certainly more than qualified, and you have worked all of these years for this chance. Who is the competition? Is there anyone who could beat you?"
"Only one. John E. Twiggs. He is a Georgia hotty-totty descended from all of those famous Revolutionary War and Civil War Twiggs. Old-line Georgia money just loves him, and he brings in clients by the bucketful."
Amy lapsed into thoughtful silence. She is the perfect trophy wife: a stunningly beautiful blonde with unusual smoky blue-grey eyes, eleven years younger than my thirty-nine, Atlanta debutante and socialite, University of Georgia cheerleader, and totally supportive of me achieving success and wealth. In fact, she is ruthlessly ambitious for my success. Amy enjoys the finer things in life that money can buy. She would absolutely love being a VP's wife. She would be running with the creme-de-la-creme of Atlanta society and dripping money like a fat man sweating at Myrtle Beach in July.
I'm from a small town in south Georgia and do not have the fancy Atlanta connections and social graces that Amy and Twiggs enjoy. What I do have is a BA and MBA from Harvard, an intuitive feel for imaginative financial dealings, and a long record of major financial successes for our Atlanta-based firm. The rewards for my efforts have been very lucrative to date, but more would be better yet. My wife would totally agree.
Amy took a sip of her wine, glanced at me, and than said with a coy smile, "You don't suppose there is," she arched her eyebrows seductively and cocked her head, "anything I could do to enhance your promotion chances, do you?"
It took a second for the full potential implications of Amy's offer to sink in. I would not be surprised if this woman had a few sexual indiscretions since we were married six years ago. With a woman this beautiful one just has to wonder. If so, at least she is discrete and doesn't flaunt it.
I glanced at her suspiciously and said slowly "Okay, what is it exactly that you are proposing?"
"Well, your CEO, David is going to make the choice, right?" Amy asked.
"Yeah. He owns the company. He gets other input, but yeah, he decides."
David comes from money and is disgustingly good looking. He is an arrogant bully who is barely tolerated and secretly despised by his employees, including me. However, he has the knack of making money hand over fist, thus making him one of the wealthiest men in Atlanta. He also shares his firm's financial success generously with his employees, which buys our loyalty, if not our fondness.
Amy pursed her lips and said with a thoughtful smile, "Well, he has an eye for the ladies and has been caught with his hand in the wrong cookie jar several times. He is on wife number three, and the gossip among us wives is that marriage number three is spiraling down in flames too."
"And you are what? Proposing to provide him with a cookie jar in which to dip in exchange for my promotion," I observed wryly, squinching my face up like I smelled a skunk.
Amy laughed. "Oh stop that, silly. Your description is so crass. I would be more subtle. And discrete. A simple tryst or two to lay the groundwork for your promotion so to speak. But in essence, what you describe would be our plan. You work hard; maybe your wife should put her cute little tush to work for our success too."
I shook my head uneasily, "Amy, no, you are my wife. You can't go around screwing the boss for my promotion."
Amy pouted, lightly slapping my arm, "Oh pooh, don't be such a fuddy duddy. This is Atlanta, not that Podunkville you come from. These are modern times. Nobody is totally faithful these days."
She had drawn out and stressed the term "totally" with a dismissive inflection. Guess I might have my answer about her having had affairs before.
I mulled over the issue to myself, "I have to admit that VP promotion really would be a life changer. Our wealth would skyrocket. But still, I would be bartering my wife's sexy body for my promotion. How could I work for that hateful guy knowing he screwed my wife? That just ain't how it's supposed to be. Still money does talk."
"Amy, this is not a good idea."
"What's not to like? I engage in a little hanky panky with your boss, and we get gazillions of dollars down the road. If it makes you feel better, I will set you up with one of my girl friends to balance the books; several of them think you are absolutely adorable and quite beddable."
I shook my head as I tried to cope with Amy's amoral proposal. "He might not even go for it."
"Oh, I think you can trust me to handle that part of the problem," Amy replied smiling a self-satisfied smile.
I debated in my mind, "Hell, she has all but admitted she has screwed around on me before just for fun. This time we would at least be making money from her sweaty bedroom aerobics. Maybe we should give it a try?"
Amy saw I was wavering. She contemplated her response and then grinned. "Hey, it's only sex. We are all grownups." She stuck out her tongue playfully and purred in her best sex-kitten voice, "You wouldn't begrudge your sweet little wife a little naughty adult fun would you?"
I just shook my head in exacerbation at my difficult and hauntingly sexy wife.
Then Amy grew more serious, "How much difference would the promotion really make in our income? Twenty-five percent? More?"
I smiled wistfully contemplating the potential windfall and explained it for Amy, "You are about right; the salary would probably go up maybe 20 or 30 percent. But that's not where the real money is. As VP I would get a percentage of profits as an annual executive performance bonus. These bonuses can easily exceed salary in good years for our company, and we have been having some mighty good years recently.
"Then there are the perks that come with the position: the company picks up life and medical insurance for us and also country club, gym dues, and the like, I get a new car every year, we get to use the corporate jet when it's not on company business, and tons more. The corporate jet is a decked out Gulfstream G600, a real honey of a plane that can reach anywhere in the Caribbean, South America, or Europe we want to go. When you add it all together, the promotion to VP can more than double our total compensation package."
Amy smiled greedily, "Oh Baby, this is just too good to miss out on. We need to do what we need to do to make this promotion happen."
Then she grinned mischievously, "Ths could actually be fun besides being profitable. David is a good looking, take charge kinda guy. At the last two parties we attended, he propositioned me so I am very much on his radar. Very flattering and interesting propositions, by the way."
"Ah, you are a beautiful woman. I have no doubt you get many flattering proposals."