The Princess and the Manga Artist
Part I: Crossing Paths
Takahashi Satoshi had lived in Yokohama his whole life. He lived in a small, shitty, apartment and ate ramen far too often. When she visited, his mother would often complain of this- and how despite being 26, he was single and would not be having kids anytime soon. But Satoshi did not have time for a girlfriend or kids. His dream was to become the greatest Manga-ka of all time, or at the very least a Manga-ka of all time. Currently he works as an assistant for the Pocket Monsters manga, but he plans on one day creating a manga of his own.
Muna bint Mubarak Al Ketbi was 21 and had only moved to Japan from the United Arab Emirates five months ago. Muna was lonely and did not want to move to Japan, but her husband- a middle child of the royal family of one of the emirates- had been exiled from the UAE after his oldest brother ascended to lead the emirate after their father's death. They applied for asylum in America and Canada but were denied, leading them to take refuge in Japan. Muna's husband was allowed to keep some of his riches and loved Japan, so he was satisfied with their new home- but she was not. The people were cold and the food was bland. The only thing that gave her the familiar comfort of home was coffee.
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Satoshi was exhausted. He had worked all day and all night to meet his deadlines for the panels he needed to draw for this week's chapter of Pocket Monsters: Gold & Silver. He was dead but still needed to attend a meeting plotting out what next week's story would be. He left his apartment and walked a few blocks down to Starbucks. Usually he got his caffeine fix over by the office, but he needed some coffee before he got on the train so that he wouldn't pass out. He entered the coffee shop, got in line and his face lit up like a firefly when he saw something he had never seen before- a woman with her head covered in a white sheet. Was this woman a Muslim? He'd never seen a Muslim before. He wanted to ask her but didn't want to be rude. Confrontation was poison to him. Eventually, after waiting in line for what felt like an eternity- he worked up the courage to speak to her.
"Hey, what are you here for?" Satoshi mumbled nervously.
"I am here to get coffee for my magnificent husband, his three other wives and our twelve children!" The woman said in a stereotypical Middle Eastern accent.
"Oh? Well..."
"I'm just fucking with you. I'm getting myself some "coffee" ie. ice cream with caffeine." Her voice now returned to normal but she still had a slight accent.
"Oh! hahaha." Satoshi laughed, amused at his own stupidity. "Your Japanese is really good for a..."
"For a what? An Arab??"
"What, no? I was gonna say a foreigner!"
"Relax. I'm still fucking with you."
"Ohhhhh! You're funny. My name's Takahashi Satoshi, what's yours?"
"Muna. Nice to meet you, Takahashi."
"No," Satoshi laughed, "Takahashi is my surname. Satoshi is my given name."
"Oh? Weird."
"Where are you from?"
"The UAE."
"The what? Where's that?"
"United Arab Emirates. Its in the Middle East."
"Never heard of it."
"So, where are you from?"
"Well, Japan!"
"Where's that?"
"What??"
"Again, fucking with you. You gotta learn sarcasm my man."
"Oh, I understand sarcasm. What you probably don't understand is that when you translate your jokes from Arabic to Japanese, they don't always mean what you think they mean."
"Men. Always eager to explain. Just laugh silly man."
Satoshi laughed. Probably not for the reason Muna thought though. But because she just said she was "having sex" with him. Hehe, wouldn't that be nice. He thought. Satoshi couldn't see much of her for her body was covered in a loose robe, but her frame was thin and her face was magnanimous.
In that moment, right before Satoshi could think of what to say next, the barista called "next" and Muna walked up to the counter and placed her order. Panicked that the interaction with this amazing woman was about to end, Satoshi barely realized that the barista had asked for him to come up and place his order. When he went up there his mind went blank and he panicked trying to remember what he was going to order.
"Sir, please order." Said the barista, mildly annoyed.
"Ummmmmm... I'll have ummm... a venti Nitro Cold Brew please."
"We only have grande or tall sizes for that drink."
"Give me the god damn venti!!!" He aggressively whispered.
"Legally sir, I am not allowed to serve you that size. You would die."
"Ok and? I want to die." Die of embarrassment. Satoshi thought to himself. "I'll have the grande please." He sighed, defeated.
Satoshi went to the side and stood next to Muna to wait for his order. He was eager to continue the conversation.
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I don't. I'm a house wife."
"Oh! Very traditional!"
"Eh, it kinda sucks. What do you do?"
"I'm sorry to hear that. I'm a Manga-ka!" Or at least an assistant to one. Satoshi thought.
"A what? What's that?"
Satoshi was excited to tell her of his career and aspirations but before he got a chance the barista handed Muna her drink.
"Sorry, gotta go! It was nice talking to you!"
"It was nice meeting you too! Hopefully we'll see each other again!"
Once Muna was out of sight, Satoshi took a big gasp of air and stared blankly at the ceiling. "Great, she's married." He whined to himself.
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The next day came and the woman with the white veil over her head was all that Satoshi could think of. Her tenacity, her humor, her sarcasm- it enthralled him. He knew he needed to talk to her again. The next day and all the days thereafter, Satoshi frequented the same Starbucks at roughly the same time of day until he bumped into her again. It was roughly a week later and this time she was wearing an orange coat that opened to show a green robe underneath, this matched the color of her green hijab. Her face was tan and her features were small and angelic. Her eye brows were sleek and she had clearly spent a lot of time styling them, along with the makeup and plum lipstick she wore. Her lips looked so soft and heavenly, Satoshi could not help starring at them- dreaming of putting his on her's.
"Hey, friend! Who'd have expected to see you here!" Muna waved to Satoshi and walked towards the end of the line so that she could wait with him. This action took Satoshi by surprise but he feigned confidence.
"Muna! It is good to see you again, yes. H- how are you?" Satoshi stuttered.
"Good good, ya know just doing my wifely duties. Cleaning, doing laundry, cooking, taking it up the ass, grocery shopping."
"Haha, what?" Satoshi blushed.
"Oh, grocery shopping? Yeah I go out and buy food for us every week, then cook it every week after week, after week. I miss having our own chef."
"Oh? Do your kids think you're a good cook?"
"Eww. I don't have any kids."
"But don't you want some?"
"No... not really."
"But your husband, does he?"
"Yeahhhhhh... he wants like five or six... not gonna happen."
"That's... quite the difference. Do you guys argue about it?"
"Of course, what do you think we're doing now? Starbucks is my oasis, my Nirvana." Muna laughed but noticed that Satoshi was not. "You see, this is supposed to be the part where you laugh too."
"Oh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" Satoshi fake laughed.
"Pretty fake, but I appreciate the effort. I'd give it a 3/10, needs work. And trust me, I'm an expert in faking it."
"I'm... sorry to hear that."
"That's what you people believe in right? Reincarnation and Nirvana and all that?"