My wife, Laurie, and I sat on the folding chairs in our back yard, drinking wine and enjoying the Sunday afternoon sun. I had barbecued some burgers for lunch, and we had spent the whole day just relaxing. We had a house in a nice suburban neighborhood, surrounded on most sides by trees, which gave us our own little garden oasis.
Laurie had her eyes closed under sunglasses and was facing toward the sun, taking in its warmth. While she was looking away I took in all her beauty. She had long wavy dark blond hair, bright blue eyes, and under her thin sundress was her slightly tan perfectly smooth unblemished skin. She was almost as tall as me, and when she wore heels, which she often did, she could even sometimes be taller. Most men would focus immediately on her huge, round tits. They were massive, firm, and perfectly shaped, not needing much support from any bra. However, having big tits doesn't mean anything if you don't have the figure to back it up, and Laurie did and then some. Her flat toned stomach only emphasized how her huge volley ball sized tits projected outward. Her legs were long but shapely, toned s a result of being an avid fitness fanatic, and her hips and ass had the perfect amount of curve. She was a goddess, and sometimes I couldn't believe my good fortune to be with a woman who looked as if she were designed by God himself to be the ultimate turn on.
If she were just sexy, that would be one thing, but she was also charming, intelligent and loved to smile all the time. I had known her since junior high, and I think I was just blessed to have met her when I did. Of course she was a cute young girl then, but it was before she became a sex bomb that turned every head as she walked down the street. I got to know her and build a genuinely deep relationship with her that existed before she was the center of attention for every man because of her looks. I think she became jaded to other men's advances, and so she and I came together naturally. We were best friends who discovered they loved each other. Neither of us have ever been with any other. It's hard to describe how deep a relationship like that goes. We were in each other's hearts and we could no more be with anyone else any more than we could lose a limb.
Having the perfect wife was just one component of a great life. I had a good house, a good job at an insurance company, a nice car and good friends. I wasn't the most popular guy in high school, I was just a regular guy with normal friends. However, being with Laurie always added a little extra to my social scene, getting invited to all the parties and usually being the center of attention.
The one place there was some issues was in the bedroom. We had never been with anyone else, and we decided to stay pure until marriage. We got married when I was 21 and she was 19. Now we were 2 years into our marriage. Sex wasn't terrible, it was good, but it just wasn't as thrilling as everyone always makes it out to be.Of course, I was always excited to even just see Laurie, but Laurie never orgasmed despite my best efforts. However, we both knew that it was just because we weren't like other people who go around sleeping with a bunch of people. We had to explore and figure out sex on our own, so of course it was going to take longer. We knew we would get there, though!
As I sat contemplating Laurie's beauty, watching her massive tits gently rise and fall with each gentle breath, I heard my phone ring in the kitchen. My iPhone was left on the kitchen counter. Laurie came out of her meditation to turn her head just enough to watch me get up to head inside and get the phone. I picked it up off the counter and looked at the screen and it said "Number Blocked". That was unusual, but I answered without thinking much of it. "Hello?" I said, and in response was a man's voice, an adult, but other than that I couldn't say much more to describe it.
"I'm going to fuck your wife. Hah hah hah!" the voice said, with mocking laughter. It wasn't aggressive at all, it was more like the caller thought what he was saying was so funny, as if he couldn't believe I didn't already know about what he was saying. "What?" I said. I was sure I must have misheard him. "I'm going to fuck your wife," the voice said again, slowly, as if I was an idiot for not understanding his words, but still with an air of amusement, as if he was talking to a child who was kind of funny for not keeping up. "Are you threatening my wife?" I said, my anger rising. "No you fucking idiot, she's going to leave you for me. Hah hah hah!"
Click.
The phone hung up before I had any chance to respond. He was still laughing when the line went dead. Now I just thought it was a pathetic joke. My wife leave me for some loser who makes prank phone calls? What an idiot! I lowered my phone and looked at the screen where it still said the caller was "blocked," but now it had the icon for a finished call, and then then the screen went off after a few seconds. "Joel, honey, is everything okay?" my wife who was now at the doorway to the back deck asked me. "Yeah, it's nothing. Just some loser doing a prank call."