If this interests you, we have terrific benefits...best in the business. Full dental, health, 401K...the works. We start everyone off with 3 weeks PTO, you'll have floating holidays on top of that and his Personal Assistants enjoy working under him, usually getting to cum," Jennifer said, "And we can start you off with a salary of..."
"Wait," Laura interjected, "Not to interrupt but perhaps I was daydreaming, you said floating holidays...and...?"
"Yes, and 3 Weeks PTO. PTO is for Paid Time Off," Jennifer answered.
Laura shook her head, "After that...'usually cum'...Cum as in orgasm?" she blushed.
"Sure. What did you think it meant?" Jennifer asked as if this were a standard perq of employment.
"Cum how...why? I'm confused. I've never heard that being touted as a perk," she said softly. Had she not read the entire job listing?
The 65-year-old woman inwardly smiled. They'd been interviewing candidates for the horniest but most skilled CEO around. The man turned three companies around, and not just made them profitable but made their stocks go through the roof. He had a magic touch...but...there's always a but. Willy Granville was a horndog, requiring sex regularly. At first, the company looked the other way but after 7...count them, 7 Executive Assistants left they decided to advertise instead for a Personal Assistant. They'd interviewed 40 women so far, most of whom balked at the requirement of having sex with the man. They thought the pay would attract many, married or not, but all had solid résumés as EAs. All must have had to deal with various levels of sexual harassment and being told their bodies were part of the package...
Jennifer nodded, "We're looking for a Personal Assistant for the CEO...and we mean Personal with a capital P. He's a man under a lot of stress and his outlet is, sex...fucking. He needs...you get it. That's why your usual EA gets around $90k. I was about to mention salary, this position will start you out at $150k," Jennifer said.
Laura shook her head, "I'm married..."
"Which is fine with us," she looked at her partner, "Jon, you're married. Would it bother you if your wife's job entailed comprehensive stress relief?"
The balding 50-year-old man with the dad-bod shook his head, "Now that you mention it. I've no clue what she does at work. She brings home a paycheck... I've never asked for details as to what she does all day...Marge has never asked me."
Laura looked at the two, her head swimming. They needed the money. Her idiot husband swore the Patriots would win the division as Belichick would come through. Bob placed a $50k bet without even consulting her. He told her it was a great risk as they were 16-1. He anticipated surprising her with a huge check. Had he won, he'd have made $800,000. He lost. "Um, can I see a picture of him?" she asked.
Jennifer smiled. This was her favorite candidate so far. Redheads are rare and Willy loves redheads. On top of that, she's fucking hot. She opened a folder and slid it over.
Laura looked at the man in his three-piece suit strangely considering him as a lover rather than someone she'd invest her money with. "I remember him," she said softly. He wasn't bad-looking, perhaps 55...60? She'd seen him on the covers of magazines but never appraised him as a man. He had a great head of hair and hadn't let himself go. He looked to be tall and tanned. She slid it back, "I'm not going to say no, but this isn't something I'd keep from my husband."
Jennifer stood, "Open-minded. You should talk to your husband. Is something you think you could do?" she asked.
Laura nodded, her head swimming. Could she? If Bob has no problem with it, why should she? "I guess...if it's just that he needs relief periodically. But...I mean, it's just him, right? Not, 'go take care of this client.'"
Jennifer shook her head, "just him. It's a strange thing, I know, but he requires...certain needs fulfilled. So you're in?"
Laura nodded, "I guess. I won't say no right now."
Jennifer smiled warmly, "I'm glad. Let's get through a few more formalities. Jon, you have the camera?"
Laura looked confused. She'd been on job interviews, and been hired as an EA to a high-level executive but never had her picture taken before her badge was issued. Laura Banks was 30, got her master's in Sociology at Penn State and after failing to find a job at a school she found one in HR. She was asked to stand in as an EA to the CFO of a corporation which became permanent. Then he was indicted for embezzlement and she was on the street. She was fully cleared and was as shocked as everyone else was. She stood up but looked uncertain.
"OK. Stand against the wall here," Jon pointed to a blank wall. "Take off your clothes, we'll get 4 shots."
"What? Wait, I'm not taking my clothes off," she sputtered.
Jennifer groaned, "Not a good start. Laura," she said as if talking to a first grader, "You'll be getting naked with the CEO of this company. That will be in his office, in hotel rooms...hell, probably on the company jet. He needs to see who's going to be relieving his stress. He hates tattoos, hates shaved pussies. He'll be signing off on your hire. You want this job or not?" she asked.
Laura nodded resignedly...this has to be the weirdest job interview ever...then she thought back to her job at the stripper bar. She went over to the wall and pulled up on the hem of her dress. She almost laughed as she recalled trying on a half-dozen dresses so she looked her best...but her best was what she looked like naked. She tossed her dress onto a chair just as Jon turned on a pair of lights with silver umbrellas. She undid her bra and then slipped off her panties. She started to cover her boobs and pussy but then just put her hands to her sides.
Jennifer came over and felt her breasts. She smiled at Jon, "Real, huge and real. Willy'll be thrilled." Then she ran her fingers through the redhead's bush and between her legs. "Nice. Needs trimming. You'll have to wax here," she stroked her labia, "And here," she said as she ran her middle finger across her perineum and onto the anus. "But other than that, you're flawless."
When Jennifer stepped away, Jon positioned the naked woman and had her pose facing him, to her left, then facing the wall with her arms above her head, and lastly to her right. "Nice. You're beautiful, you know that?" he asked. "Face the wall, bend over and spread your ass cheeks...very nice. Willy will be thrilled to get access to those sweet holes of yours. OK, that should do it."