Like you, dear reader, I've always found the concept of an 'office husband' really offensive. Prepare to be offended.
This story is predominantly dialogue. If you find that hard work, you have been warned. In nature, it's most like my 'Chased' and "Seven Deadly Sins -- Lust'. If you liked those, hopefully you like this.
I had a comment exchange with a reader of 'The Sniper', where the guy basically accused me of laziness for not ending the story with the mechanics of the divorce or how his wife sold the house etc. I left that to people's imagination. Yes, there are lazy writers. I think there are also lazy readers. My response was to write this one. The ending is fairly clear, but not spelled out in the slightest. Once again, I feel compelled to remind readers, this is fiction and thus doesn't have to be realistic.
Once again, your thanks should go to the beautiful
CreativityTakesCourage
for improving this story with her editing skills. You can read her stories on this site, or by visiting our blog, the details of which can be found in the bio of our joint story profile,
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"Thanks for coming, sis. Are the kids okay?"
"Yes, they're fine, Sarah. Mick is looking after them. They were sound asleep when I left."
"Did you ask him about money for bail? The police say it will be around fifty grand but you'll get it back after they drop the charges."
"Mmm, about that. Mick asked why Dave isn't posting it and I have to say I'm curious as well."
"Um, I'm kind of hoping for all this to go away before Dave gets back in two days' time. Honestly, this is all a misunderstanding. As soon as Paul wakes up, he'll sort it all out and the charges will be dropped. Dave need never be any the wiser."
"Who is Paul? I think you'd better start your little tale from the beginning, don't you?"
The dishevelled woman on the other side of the bars of the interview room of the holding cells, looked very uncomfortable as she mentally surveyed the conversation ahead. She'd devoted some thought in recent days to having this conversation, or a similar one, with her husband, Dave, but never anyone else. Now she needed to shed some harsh light on what she'd done. Perhaps because of her current locale, it looked a little sordid to even her own eyes, not to mention, selfish. But she needed to put it all on the table to get her sister's help to avoid having the same conversation with Dave. Breaking eye contact, Sarah Brown began her story.
"Um... Paul is my work husband."
"What the hell is a work husband?"
"Oh, Wendy, you've always been a bit prudish. It's all the rage these days; shiiit, over half the girls in my office have one."
"I repeat. What the hell is a work husband?"
Sarah sighed. Why did her bloody sister have to be stuck in the dark ages?
"Well, it's just a bit of fun, I suppose; a way of relieving either stress or boredom on the job. A guy in the office pairs up with one of the girls and, at work, they act like husband and wife."
Wendy stared at her sister with incredulity.
"How much like husband and wife?"
"Oh, you know. Watching each other's backs, telling him when he has his fly undone, bucking them up when they're sad, going to lunch with them, stuff like that."
"And, ah, what about some of the more popular stuff that husbands and wives do?"
Sarah quickly thought ahead. Could she get away without telling her sister much more? No, she concluded. The rest of the story couldn't be kept secret and without full disclosure the whole wouldn't make any sense at all. She mentally prepared herself for the condemnation to come.
"Um, yes. Just quickies during work time, you understand. Or occasionally, pretending to work late and doing it in the office after everyone else has left. But that only happened four or five times. Mainly, it was just getting a room in the motel across the road for an extended lunch hour."
Verbalising it, Sarah began to see just how pathetic her reasoning sounded. She avoided eye contact with Wendy and stopped talking.
"And tonight? That was neither an extended lunch nor working late. You rang me after midnight..., ah, I see. Dave is away on a business trip, isn't he? So, it was a case of lie to sister, get her to look after kids and have an all-nighter with so-called work husband, wasn't it?"
Sarah's gaze sinking lower was all the answer Wendy needed.
"And how many times have I been used to look after your kids while you backstabbed your husband? I'm not at all happy about being made an accomplice like this, you know?"
"I swear, Wendy. This was the first time. Honest."
If Wendy was a betting woman, she would back her sister as a truth teller with that answer.
"Why is that, sis? Was this the first time his wife was away or something?"
"No, he's not married."
"Well, that's all right then. At least,
he's
not committing adultery."
Relieved that the worst seemed to be over, Sarah missed her sister's sarcasm and answered without thinking.
"No, he's quite a decent guy, he would never do something like that..."
Sarah's brain finally caught up with her mouth and she flushed beetroot red. Wendy just looked at her little sister and shook her head, thinking, not for the first time, their parents had overindulged their youngest offspring.
"And what about your husband? What about Dave? What are you going to say when it's him sitting across from you, not me?"
Sarah looked panicked for the briefest moment.
"I told you; if you get me out of here in the morning, Paul wakes up and tells the police what he did, then Dave never has to know anything about any of this."
"Unless I told him, of course." Wendy paused before adding, "Or Mick does."
"You do that and the possible break-up of my family will be on your heads. The kids will be fatherless because of you."
Sarah stared defiantly at Wendy, who stared unbelievably back. She knew her little sister always had a problem accepting blame for a mistake, but this was ridiculous.
"Okay, your thinking is flawed, Sarah, but even saying Mick and I don't do that, Dave is bound to catch you one day. Cheaters always get caught in the end. What was your plan if he found out?"
"I didn't even give it a thought until Dave almost caught Paul and I one night last week."
"What happened?"
"I'd rung Dave to tell him he would have to cook dinner for the kids as I had to work late."
"But it wasn't work, was it?"
Wendy, already knowing the answer, couldn't hide her disappointment in her little sister. Sarah, however, was oblivious.
"No. The office was empty and the front door to the building was locked, but the bloody cleaner let Dave in, the stupid bitch. He'd bought me some dinner. Fortunately, Paul had finished bending me over my desk and, luckily, I'd thought to lock my office door. When Dave knocked, I had to jam my panties between my legs to stop myself dripping on the floor. Paul and I cleaned ourselves up in record time and I opened the door. Lucky Dave is so naïve, he swallowed our story of accidentally locking the door."
Wendy shuddered at the look of pride at avoiding a bullet on her stupid sister's face, then just shook her head.