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One day I was sat with a co-worker who drove a work's mini bus to take people home from the College I worked in. Tony the driver was a big, aggressive guy. He could be helpful and nice at times but basically most of the time, he was a bully. We stopped at a set of traffic lights. Attractive girls crossed the road, catching Tony's eye.
"Oh Yes! Indeedy!" He says, as all the girls smile at him on their way past.
"I definitely would do all them." He says to me.
I murmur "MMMmmm."
"Oh! Look who is next to us?" Tony says. There in a cheap, older, Vauxhall car but is a
convertible with its roof down, is a guy with his girl next to him.
"Eh mate?" Tony shouts to him.
"What?" says the lad in his car.
"I've had my cock in her mouth. Haha!" Tony says.
As the lights change to green we drive off. The guy in his car is sat still stopped at the now green lights, with his jaw dropped wide open.
"Yeah she was my ex." Tony says laughing as we drive on.
Later that evening I am home with a cup of tea thinking about the days events. I laugh as I remember the look on the guys face after what Tony had said. But then I started to think, maybe a bit out of the box, but thoughts do pop into my head.
My first marriage had not lasted very long, because we were both very young and stupid arguments which don't mean anything by today's standards, seemed to be very serious at the time. She would not me watch football matches (soccer to our US readers) on a Saturday evening on a show called Match of the Day. (Again for our US readers; every Premier League match was shown not just one as the name implies). So it was on for a couple of hours. Anyway that marriage fizzled out.
Quite a few years later I married again. To a more mature, intelligent, full of common sense woman. She was a divorcee with two kids. A boy and a girl. Her ex had cheated on her with a few women apparently. One of whom he was now living with. It did occur to me that I was only getting one side of the story, though. So I don't really know what caused them to split. The older child, was on her Dad's side. I was not appreciated or wanted around. Where as the younger boy liked me and called me "spare" Dad, because he now had two Dads.
When I met the ex "Dad", there is no way of avoiding a wife's ex if they have kids, I found him to be a cocky, podgy, red faced shit. He was also a lot shorter than me and quite a bit older. I could not figure out why he was so arrogant around me for many years.
But then today Tony, the driver had spelt out what was going on in her ex's head. My wife's ex had not only had his cock in her mouth, he had impregnated her twice and God knows how many more times fired his sperm up her cunt. He had probably popped her cherry too. So all this was in his head when he was around me. This made him a cocky bastard that I really disliked. I had finally worked out, after around 10 years, where all this nasty behaviour was coming from.
Over the next few days I considered answers to this question. Then my wife's sister visited for a few alcoholic drinks and a fun evening. I was not sure how it came up, but she chatted about how her husband had cheated on her. They were now divorced for quite a few years but she unexpectedly mentioned how she gets a shag off her ex occasionally when she wants one. She viewed it as using him for what she wants when she has no loving for a while. I saw it as her ex having the best of both worlds, shagging both his new girl and his old wife.
This seemed like a women's private stow away issue. I mean something kept secret by the fairer sex and never mentioned to men. A female secret, that they all know but we men don't. Pam, her sister had blabbed it to me while drunk. My wife Jo told Pam to;
"Shut up!"
Pam continued; "Well whenever you go out Jo you never buy a drink, do yer? Fellas always buy your drinks in bars, don't they? Why do they do that Jo?"
Jo was getting angry.
"Is it 'cos you snog fella's in bars? Let them feel your tits, give them a wank or a blow job!" Said Pam. Jo escorted Pam out of our house and put her in a taxi to take her home.
Jo apologised and said; "Pam talks crap when she has had too much to drink. Just ignore her it was all rubbish."
"Ok." I said. I contemplated what was said.
Does my wife Jo go to see her ex for a bit of sex? I asked myself. I don't think so, she does not have any time for him at all.
But her ex Andy was still smug in my presence. I reckon because he had been shagging my wife for years. So I decided the answer to this would be for me to shag his girlfriend to equalise the situation. That way Andy would have shagged my wife and I would have shagged, his girlfriend who was soon to be his second wife. However, I decided, it would probably best if my wife Jo and her ex Andy did not know about it.
So the next day I started to find out information about Andy's partner Lynn. Lynn worked in a office for a bank. She was on a low level salary doing a full time but very boring job. I waited outside her workplace at lunch time to get a good look at her.
I was wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap to hide my face. I had never really paid any attention to my wife's ex husband new girl. But now I could see she had a good body, large chest and quite tall. How she ended up with Andy seemed very odd to me. She looked definitely out of his league. She was two leagues higher than grumpy Alan all day long. Lynn walked past me gabbing to her friends on their way to a sandwich shop. She did not spot or recognise me even when I took the hat and glasses off. Bonanza I thought to myself! She obviously had not paid me any attention either on the odd occasion the Ex's had met up with their new partners in tow, so she did not recognise who I was. I decided there and then to make a move.
In the sandwich shop, I watched her go to pick up a sandwich. So I grabbed it quicker.
""Hey!" She said. "That's the last egg mayonnaise sandwich!"
"I was about to pick that butty when you grabbed it!" Lynn continued.
"Oh I'm sorry!" I said. "I love these sandwiches with Scrambled Egg and Mayo." Looking into her dreamy eyes I said "Wow you are a gorgeous girl! Ok you can have this sandwich." To which she replied. "Thank you for the compliment and the sandwich."
I said "There is one condition though."
"What?" she replied looking a bit angry.
"I'd like to buy you a coffee after work." I said. "I'd like to get to know you as a friend." I continued.
"I can't have a coffee with you." Lynn said. "I'm getting married in a few months. So I cannot be going out with men I don't know."
So now I played my cards. "Well I do not want to interfere with you partner, I'd just like us to be friends and have a chat. Either agree or I am keeping this egg sandwich!"
"Ok, Ok. I will meet you at the front door at 5pm." She said laughing. "Now gimme that sarnie!" as she grabbed it out my hand and laughed all the way to the till.
At 5pm I decided to wait at the buildings back entrance. Just as I arrived, out came Lynn. I walked over but didn't mention the front door not being used.
