Disclaimers:
Yes I need an editor. No, I do not want an editor. Yes, there's too many people to keep track of. Yes, it jumps around too much. Yes, it's too short. Yes, it's too long. Yes, it's in the wrong category. Yes, this is stupid shit. And yes, I suck.
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Hi my name's Mark Adams.
Before I get into this tale of woe I would like to tell you a little about myself and my ex-wife Jenifer.
I'm 5'10'' 180lbs I'm fit I run two laps of the park every morning, work permitting. I swim a couple of miles each week and attend an old-fashioned type of gym twice a week to lift weights and spar with an MMA instructor. I'm no Bruce lee but I can hold my own, so the 180lbs is mostly muscle. I'm told I have a passing resemblance to George Clooney, [if only] I have a masters in computer technology, a post grad in business management and a bachelors in economics. I obtained these at Oxford University England as my father was employed at the US embassy as a translator. My father returned to the US after his term of service was up, but I stayed to finish my education. I own and run my own business as a computer repair specialist. I am also working on a new base programme to cover a wide variety of applications from gaming to military applications. It's key component is it's ability to solve problems automatically in real time. It should be ready to go in about six months to a years' time.
I have a younger sister by two years, Patricia AKA Paty/Pat I love my sister and she adores me we never have secrets from each other and tell each other everything. She currently works as an attorney as a junior partner in prestigious law firm in New York state.
My ex-wife Jenifer is 5'3'' 110lbs and keeps trim at the gym at least four times a week. She has a face like an angel and her smile lights up the room, she has a killer figure 34b bust 22'' waist and 33'' hips red hair and green eyes with a temper to match. She has a law degree and works as a corporate attorney at XYZ a PR/Advertising agency.
Jen and I first met at Pat's graduation ceremony. Pat and Jen's sister Ami shared a dorm room, and they introduced us at the graduation party. It turned out we were living in the same mid-sized town [Freestone Texas] just three miles apart. We hit it off straight away and started dating, six months later we were married. She started her job at XYZ as a junior attorney earning a low five figure sum plus bonuses. I got a job compiling and decompiling software code for ABC flight controllers earning a medium five figure sum plus bonuses.
We lived in a nice area in the three-bedroom house my grandparents left me. My sister got a lump sum as her legacy. Jen's parents and her sister lived in New York, but my parents had moved to Florida after retiring. We each had a family gathering about twice a year Thanks giving and Christmas alternating venues. We were happy we had a nice income nice cars and took a vacation twice a year, life was good.
After two years Jen was promoted to junior partner and things started to change. She worked later and started to go out with the girls Friday night a couple of times a month. Of course, I was suspicious, and I did the usual things, checked her underwear, read her emails and even put a key stroke recorder on her laptop. I know, I'm paranoid but just because your paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you. I even followed her on one of her nights out, nothing suspicious she didn't even dance with other men. So why did I feel there was something wrong with our marriage.
Jen was happy in her job and wanted to make senior partner before we had a family about another five years. I was bored with my job and saw no way forward to promotion. It was a family business and only family members were promoted even if they were as thick as a plank. I decided to open my own business as a computer repair company. I don't mean the type where you take your laptop to the shop to be repaired. I delt exclusively with companies wishing to upgrade their systems and to provide superior security protocols. I did a business analysis before taking the plunge and it forecast a sloe start but after a year I would be earning more than I was at present.
I sat down with Jen and tried to explain that the next year would be tough, but all forecasts said we would be better off in the long run. I didn't tell her about the new program I was working on as I didn't want to muddy the waters. She was dead set against it saying why gamble everything while we were doing so well. Meaning she was doing well, and I was in a dead-end job. Jen and I had always kept our finances separate except for our joint account which paid all the bills. We would each put in the equivalent amount to cover half the months expenses and keep the rest for ourselves.
I quit my job and started my new company financed from my savings and a loan against my house. I rented a small workshop with an office attached and started to advertise and phone round. Within three months I was breaking even and well satisfied. My work on the new program was also progressing well. Then one night Jen hit me with a bombshell. She said she was three months pregnant, and it was twins. Being paranoid, I looked back on the calendar and guess what at the time of her conception she had worked away for a week in Miami for an important client. Right there and then I knew she was cheating and decided to have a DNA test as soon as possible.
As soon as she found out she was pregnant she cut off all sex, at least to me saying she was afraid for the baby. I explained she was over reacting and even got the doctor to tell her the same, but she was adamant, so I faced at least a six-month dry spell. We did all the usual things, I went to her relaxation classes with her, rubbed oil into her swelling tummy to reduce stretch marks, massaged her feet every night and put up with her increasingly bad moods.
In the mean time my business was taking off I had hired another computer guy Greg straight out of college and had taken on a receptionist May. I never bothered to discuss my business with Jen as she didn't seem to be interested.
One afternoon I was with an existing client discussing making an upgrade to his servers when I got the call, baby's on its way come immediately. I explained to the client, and he understood and told me to go and wished me congratulations.