"I've...oh God, I feel bad about admitting this..."
"Go on -- it's only a laugh."
"Well, OK...but promise you won't tell anyone. Especially Chris."
And so began the most amazing adventure...
***
My wife, Jane and I are friends with a couple -- Chris and Lucy. Jane went to school with Lucy and -- how can I put this? Lucy and Chris...they are of a religious persuasion. Straight. Dull, even. Lovely people, but let's just say not exactly party people.
Having recently moved, we invited them to stay for the weekend. As well as catching up with them, it gave us an excuse to show off the new house -- and my pride and joy -- its loft room which had become my den. Complete with sofa bed, desk and computer, I had big plans for this room -- but little did I realise what would happen in there within the first couple of weeks!
As I said, Chris and Lucy aren't exactly renowned party people, so I was pleasantly surprised when not only did they have a glass of wine, but they seemed to be on a mission to keep up with Jane and I. Before we knew it, we had demolished 5 bottles between us and Chris was sound asleep in his chair. Between us, Jane, Lucy and I managed to get him to the guest room and on to the bed. As Lucy began to pull the trousers off her sozzled husband, Jane began to make her excuses to leave but Lucy just laughed.
"Ha! Not much to see there anyway Jane! I wouldn't worry about it."
Lucy pulled off his jeans, leaving a totally collapsed Chris spark out in his boxers. I glanced at Jane and caught her eyeing up his crotch. I smiled and made a mental note to mention that later...Anyway, we returned to the lounge where we cracked open another bottle of wine. Soon enough, Lucy returned to her theme.
"I love Chris so much and don't get me wrong, I love the church too. It's a great community, everyone looks out for you. But I get bored. I love having a drink, this is the first time I've seen Chris drunk for ages. And as for sex..."
I looked over at my wife. I could see by the look on her face that she wasn't going to let that one go.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, he's so unadventurous. It's not like I want to be ravaged every night and swing from the chandeliers...but...it's just...well, he won't experiment.." Now I was shifting uncomfortably in my seat. I wasn't sure I wanted to hear any more...but Jane was on a roll.
"What do you mean?" She said. Again.
"The other night I asked him to do something, he went mental. Called me immoral and all sorts."
"What did you ask him to do?!" Jane leaned forward, grabbing her wine.
"No. I can't!" said Lucy, looking at me.
"Oh come on!" said Jane. "We're all friends here. Andy won't say anything, will you?" Jane looked at me shaking her head.
I shook my head.
"I've...oh God, I feel bad admitting this..."
"Go on, it's only a laugh"
"Well, OK. But promise you won't tell ANYONE. Especially Chris!"
"Of course!"
Lucy took a big swig of her wine, a deep breath and then exhaled.
"I asked him to spank me."
I nearly choked on my wine. Jane was less subtle.
"Christ, is that it?? Andy does that to me all the time, don't you love?"
My turn to be embarrassed now.
"Um...yeah..." I mumbled.
"Really?!" said a stunned Lucy
"It's no big deal." God, I loved her. "I reckon loads of people do it."
"Not me," said Lucy. "Not ever."
"Ah, bless" said Jane. "If you're nice to him, I'm sure Andy will do it to you."
Lucy giggled and blushed. I began to shift even more uncomfortably in my seat. Not so much because I was embarrassed, but because I could feel my cock beginning to stir under the strategically placed cushion on my lap.