Early last year my boyfriend of ten years and I broke up briefly. During that time, I dated a guy for two months which really upset him so when we got back together I told him I'd do anything to make it up to him. I was very apologetic as it was a silly thing to do and he agreed that I would have to do some things to make it right. We always had a very adventurous sex life, we were open to experiences with other people as long as we were honest about it and he liked seeing me take on sexual challenges and sometimes be in compromising or somewhat humiliating situations to see how I'd handle them. He also liked knowing that I was a bit of a slut at heart which is why he came up with a list of sexual challenges that I had to complete before I was allowed back at the house. Each challenge had to be documented with photo or video evidence to prove I did it and I had one week to complete them all. The list he provided was as follows:
contact and have sex with one of my former high school teachers
make a taxi driver accept "favours" as payment instead of money
have a doctor make an overt sexual pass during a routine examination
perform on amateur night at a strip club
perform the "pizza delivery challenge" (this is when you order a pizza and at the very least show your naked body to the delivery guy...sometimes more)
Initially my impression of this list was that some were absolutely impossible but he was uncompromising and I desperately wanted him back so what else could I do but accept.
My impression of each item on the list was as follows: No. 1. - Finding a former high school teacher to have sex with would be VERY difficult. I am thirty and am not of the generation that has their teachers on social media. I can barely remember most of them and would really have no idea how to find any I might have found attractive, let alone proceed with something that wild...or even if they would remember me as I was much different in high school than I am now. This one was a biggie.
No. 2. - A cab driver didn't seem that hard. This one was doable. I regularly use cabs and am regularly hit on by cabbies. I also have a somewhat regular cab driver that has picked me up from clubs and from various sexual experiences and although we've never had an obvious discussion about it, there have been certain things alluded to on the way home. This one I thought was possible.
No. 3. - No way was this one happening. I cannot imagine a doctor in his right mind that would compromise their livelihood no matter how hot the girl or how exciting the thrill. This one was clearly the biggest challenge. It occurred to me that maybe there was a way around it...to be elaborated on further at a later time.
No. 4. - Though this one is actually quite doable as there is a strip club in my city that offers amateur night, I do have an actual real life and a professional reputation to protect. No way was I being this obvious about it in my own town...BUT, there is another city about an hour away and I know they too have a strip club that offers amateur night and no one knows me there. It would be an extreme coincidence if someone saw me and beyond that, I could also travel further to other cities to complete this one. I consider this one a challenge but an acceptable one.
No. 5. - Although nerve wracking, this is possible. Knowing my bf, he would not be satisfied with just flashing my tits or something. Obviously he expects a performance and I intend to exceed those expectations. Still though, doable.
Completing this rather comprehensive list, especially to the standards that I know would be required would need some serious planning. I decided it was best to break it down into one task at a time and focus on that and that is how I will organize the re-telling of these stories - each one will be their own entry. For this first story I will recall task No. 1: Fucking a former high school teacher.
As I mentioned, I've been out of high school for some time and I haven't kept in contact with any former teachers, BUT there were two ways to go about this: The first is that I do have some of those busy body, go getter, casual acquaintances on facebook that did for some reason seek out and add former teachers over the years so I could creep them that way an initiate a conversation and work my seductive magic... or secondly - I do recall some years ago being at a bar and running into a teacher that I did have a small crush on in high school. I don't think he even recognized me fully but he did say hello and appeared to be mildly flirty. Also, out of all my teachers he was the cutest and had a bit of a rep for flirting with younger girls so this seemed like my best prospect. Lets call him Mr. H. for the purposes of this story.
I had my target in mind. I checked facebook and only a few high school friends had former teachers on there and none had this particular teacher. Ok, facebook was not going to work. I am a regular at the bar where I saw him last and haven't seen him since so this was going to be tricky. I placed an ad in an unnamed classified site specifically mentioning what I was seeking to do and at which high school I attended during what years...plenty of replies, however most fake and even if any were real, they were not who I was looking for. Hmm...frustrating. My last resort was to go to the school board webpage and see if I could find an email for Mr. H. Shockingly, this was quite easy to do and there it was! I composed a quick message.
"Hi Mr H. You probably don't remember me as its been sooo many years but I was a former student of yours between 20??-20?? at???? and I ran into you at???? a few years ago but was too rushed to strike up a conversation at the time. Anyway, its been on my mind lately and I just wanted to reach out and say hello and see how you've been doing! All the best - L"
Crazily enough I received a reply the same afternoon.
"Hi L! Great to hear from you and of course I remember! I actually remember seeing you at???? back in 20?? and I should have been more attentive to chatting with you at the time but it was a busy night as I had friends there, you were with friends and a quick 'hello' was all we could manage. I'd love to catch up though, if you are free. Let me know and maybe we can grab a drink and talk about the old days:)