When Nicole and I made our "celebrity sex lists", I never thought that either of us would have an opportunity to sleep with one of our select five celebrities. I know many couples that have had the same conversation, "If you were allowed to have sex with any celebrity, which five would you choose?"
The list was mostly made as just a joke to find out which current actor or musician my wife was in to, and then laugh about it afterwards. My list varied from time to time, but usually consisted of some combination of Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson, and whichever other actresses were popular at the time.
My wife's on the other hand was always interesting to hear as she could include older celebrities like LL Cool J and Lenny Kravitz, alongside whoever the newest "heartthrob" was. But recently her list always included one mainstay, Joe Manganiello. Nicole first saw him on True Blood as the werewolf, Alcede, that always seemed to be rescuing Sookie while shirtless and sporting a permanent five o'clock shadow. At 6'5" and a body that looks like it had been chiselled out of solid marble, it wasn't hard for me to see why he now topped her list. Hell, if he hit on me I'd probably go for it.
Anyways, Nicole and I recently decided to take a long weekend trip to LA to see a USC football game, hang out on the beach, and generally be tourists in Hollywood. We arrived early on Friday and spent the day walking around Beverly Hills, peeking into the shops on Rodeo Drive, and hoping to catch a glimpse of a celebrity. We both dressed up in some nice clothes to look like we fit in, and allow us to dine in one of the famous restaurants we always heard about on TMZ.
I wore my usual "dressed up white guy" outfit, which consisted of a nice long-sleeve collared shirt and some dark jeans. Nicole on the other hand, took her opportunity to dress up sexier than she usually does. She wore a skin-tight purple mini skirt dress that I made her purchase while on vacation in Europe. Although it never made it out of our closet, Nicole looked fantastic in it. It hugged her curves in all the right places and ended just a few inches below her very toned ass. She combined the dress with a pair of 4" heels, a bevy of jewelry, and very delicately teased hair that fell around her face in loose curls. I noticed more than a few guys (and girls) checking her out during the day, which just made me more proud to be alongside her. I took every opportunity to grab her ass in the stores and pull her close when the sales staff went looking or the streets weren't too busy.
Just watching Nicole's ass throughout the day, especially when she bent down to pick things up, had me in semi-hard state all day. I couldn't wait to get back to our hotel room and get her out of that tormenting dress.
Unfortunately, Nicole was determined that we try to get into one of the latest celebrity hot spots for dinner so there was no chance of going back to the room first. I would have to put my aching desires on hold for a while and wait until after dinner.
We decided to try out luck at the "Library Bar" in the middle of Hollywood, with the hopes of catching a glimpse of Daniel Craig, or any person that we might recognize. Amazingly we got in with no problems, which I assumed was due to Nicole's appearance, and not so much mine.
Being that it was LA, we were able to get some gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan appetizers and tapas which put Nicole into a great mood. We settled into our corner table, ordered a bottle of wine, and munched on our surprisingly delicious finger foods. After people watching for the better part of an hour we were beginning to lose hope of seeing anyone famous. Luckily the food was great, the drinks were flowing, and Nicole was moderately drunk (which doesn't take her long), so I was looking forward to some wild, drunken, hotel sex. Which in my opinion is the best kind of sex.
I was rubbing Nicole's smooth thigh under the table and telling her some mindless story when I noticed her eyes were focussed across the bar and she was sitting much straighter than before.
"Is that?... No, it can't be." Nicole said to herself, as if she was having an internal argument.
"Huh? Who do you see?!!" I replied excitedly, hoping that we finally were gonna see the elusive Hollywood actor or actress.
"Well I'm not sure, but it kinda looks like...No, he's too big..." and Nicole drifted off in her thoughts as she strained to look across the bar.
I decided to turn and look myself in a not too obvious manner, so as not to completely give away that were tourists and not fancy LA folks. And right across the bar, towering over everyone else was the wolfman himself, Alcede...or should I say Joe Manganiello. I couldn't frigging believe it. Of all the bars we go to in LA, there, at the same time as us is the #1 on Nicole's celebrity fuck list.
"Holy shiiiiiiiit. That's Alcede!" I exclaimed back to Nicole in my most hushed but excited voice.
"I knew it! That's so crazy to actually see him here! I have to get a picture," Nicole said while fishing into her little clutch purse.
As Nicole was lifting up the camera to sneak a shot him in the bar, I suggested that she go up and actually try to get a photo with him.
"What! No way. He probably hates having people come up to ask for photos," Nicole threw back.
"Well he might hate it when some people come up for pics. But there's no way he'll deny a cute girl like you...especially with that dress on!"
"You think?"
"Yeah, and what's the worst that's gonna happen? He says no, you come back and we sneak a shot of him anyways," I reassured her.
"Ok, I'll do it! But don't blame me if he falls in love, haha." And with that, Nicole hopped out her chair, adjusted her dress, and timidly disappeared into the crowd.
I was nervous for Nicole to be confronting a celebrity in public, but also felt a little weird knowing that the #1 guy in the world that Nicole wanted to fuck would be taking a picture with her. It was a weird feeling of excitement and little bit of jealousy.
I could see across the bar as Nicole was able to sneak through some people mingling and saunter up beside him. After that things were hard to make out as people were coming and going and I didn't want to look like a stalker staring down the dude from True Blood. I could see that Nicole was talking to him and she looked impossibly small next to his 6'5'' frame. Every so often I could see her laugh, and then a hand on her back, and then someone would block my view. After about 10 minutes I was beginning to think that most pictures don't really take that long to pose for.
Eventually Nicole sauntered back to the table with a flushed face and a huge smile on her face.
"Well? You were gone a long time, I assume it was a success?" I asked her as she sat back down.