"You will go to the dance club alone like 'husband as stranger,' but you will not accept any drinks from guys. You will however say to an acceptable man that while you don't accept payment, you will be glad to chat for free. If he interests you, then tell him that you are waiting for your husband, and he has agreed to let you have a limited boyfriend experience. If he accepts our rules, it will be him tonight. Your husband will get every second dance, but he will get the others. You will get a secluded table, and you will neck with both of us. Necking with him will allow touching above the belt, but outside your clothes. He cannot unbutton. He will get nothing more tonight. Necking with me will include anything that doesn't get us evicted. If he accepts limited necking, but only having to pay for his own drinks, you will find a table, text me, and I will join you."
"That sounds great for me. Are you sure you will be able to stand me necking with another guy?"
"Not sure at all. However, my benefit will be going home with a horny wife. But I now realize, we need more rules. You can't pick a guy who could mop the floor with me. You can get his phone number, but not give him yours. No promises, that he will hear from you again, but it is a possibility with my permission. Do not tell him our last name. I would like to say that you cannot pick a guy with a bigger dick than mine, but I am not sure I want you checking."
"Great safety rules, but again. Are you sure? I don't want doing this to hurt you or us."
"Again, not sure at all, but I am willing to give it a shot."
That Friday, we chose "Googling," a safe yuppie night club for our experiment. The club had big windows and was well lighted. Bob was able to park where he could see the bar from our driver's seat. I headed towards the club with my two inch heels clicking on the cement. I dressed like a pretty girl next door, not a fashion model or sexpot. I thought it would draw a safer guy. I ordered a moselle Riesling. My favorite wine is a Sancerre, but it goes right to my head. I wanted my mind clear. I was sipping it when a guy sat next to me and asked if he could get me a refill. He was as tall as Bob, but had broader shoulders. Before I could decide whether to disqualify him on the mop the floor grounds, he made sure I saw his Rolex. Bob's $25 timex shows exactly the same time. I sent him on his way for pretentiousness. The next guy, Gordon, to offer a refill was an inch shorter than Bob and slim. His clothes fit well even though their cost was moderate rather than expensive, middle management on the way up. His interest in my choice of a Moselle, and educated comments on German whites, made my mind up to discuss Bob's limited boyfriend plan. Gordon's comment was:
"A cheap date with a beautiful lady, wonderful! I will get us a table."
I texted Bob to come in. Bob found the secluded table that Gordon secured, and greeted me with a French kiss. I then turned and kissed Gordon on the mouth, but no tongue, establishing the limited boyfriend experience. Gordon and Bob immediately began a rapport over investments. They both had Schwab accounts, and agreed that the fun in investing was making your own bets.
Since they got along, it was easy for Bob to offer Gordon the first dance. It was a fast one, so romance was limited. When we returned to the table, another French kiss for Bob. It was followed by a deep kiss for Gordon during which, he lightly caressed my breast. Bob took the next dance, a slow one. My arms were around his neck for all of the dance, and our lips were often together. Gordon got his first French kiss when we returned. A discrete necking session followed, with me alternating kisses, and each guy playing with the closest breast. The caresses were more intense than Gordon's first. The next dance, Gordon's, was romantic. Though my arms didn't start on Gordon's neck, that is where they ended.