My best friend since we were in diapers called me. He was crying and I hadn't heard Jack cry since he was seven when some bully sucker punched him. Jack was the nicest guy on the planet and didn't deserve that. Me, I'm not so nice. That was the last time the bully sucker punched anybody. The rest of us beat the shit out of the bully. One of the guys had a welding clamp and started applying it to the bully's balls.
As I was trying to get something coherent out of Jack, I was motioning to my wife that we needed to leave now. Finally, Jack was able to say his wife Jesse went out on a date with another man. I told him we'll be there in 10.
Jesse and my wife Diane were sisters. That's how close we were. Diane asked what was going on as we backed out of the driveway.
"Jack called and he was crying, he said Jesse went on a date with another man."
"I'm going to rip my sister's tits off. Poor Jack, he never cries. Do you know where my sister is going."
"Jack said Alphonso's."
Diane immediately called her parents and gave them the story and then she called her brother David and his wife. Twice more I heard her say "Jack never cries."
The seven of us met in front of Alphonso's and my mother-in-law led the march into the bar. The guys held back. I didn't want to get between any of those women and trouble.
We found Jesse on the dance floor with some dude. He had one hand playing with Jesse's tits through her see through blouse. Jesse forgot her bra. His other hand was under Jesse's skirt. I'm not sure if she had panties on either because she was showing a lot of butt cheek.
Jesse's mom told the guy to get his hands off her daughter and pushed him away. The guy looked like he was going to challenge her but the four guys in our little party put ourselves between him and Jesse.
My mother-in-law grabbed Jesse by the ear and dragged her off the dance floor yelling "I can't believe I raised such a cheating slut."
Jesse finally broke free and we were standing by the bar. The women were yelling at each other, mostly calling Jesse names. No one could make any sense of it, but the bouncer didn't care and asked us all to leave. We went out front and the arguing continued. At one point Jesse said she just wanted a little fun. Her mother gave her a backhand so hard her saliva went flying.
"Want to have fun, what are you fucking 12. You're married or did you forget that."
Then Jack spoke for the first time since the phone call, "This arguing is pointless. Jesse broke our vows and my heart the moment she left the house dressed like that to be with another man. Her intentions are clear, and it can't be undone. The only option is divorce. I'll find a lawyer on Monday. Do not come home Jesse."
My father-in-law said, "I'll call my lawyer first thing in the morning and have him call you."
"You're going to help him divorce your daughter?" yelled Jesse.
Her father grabbed the breast pocket of his shirt and ripped the shirt in two.
"You are not my daughter," he said.