Jordan lay next to his wife. Outside the birds were singing in the tree outside his bedroom. He could see the two birds in their nest from his window. He really hated the birds.
"Fucken birds," he moaned to his wife.
Linda was her name. Her and Jordan have been married for three years at this point. Linda was still very much in love with Jordon, however, Jordan was growing tired of waking up to the same face and fucking the same pussy. His experience with Tori was a refreshment. Acting like a man on a day too hot, Will needed more.
"There just birds dear. Let them be."
Jordan wasn't paying attention to his wife. It wasn't that he hated Linda. He still liked her, a little, it's just that he could make a lot more money with Tori. Linda just couldn't make him any damn money at all. She had dark brown hair, hazel eyes and a round face. Her pupils were as big as pennies and her teeth were white but also a bit too large. She had one breast bigger than the other too. You can't tell when she wears clothes, but when you have her naked, fucking her hot clit, looking down at those bouncing breasts, you could clearly see that the right tit was bigger than the left tit. And neither was that big anyway. They reminded Jordan of McDonald's cheeseburgers.
"I love you, honey," Linda told him.
"Of course you do."
Jordan would have left early this morning if not for his plan. While thinking he discovered his wife wasn't useless after all. She could still do one last thing for him, and when that was over with it was bye, bye, baby.
"Do you have any fantasies sweetie?"
Linda looked at him for a long time. She smiled at him with her abnormally big teeth. Her lips were thick, that was the best thing about her mouth.
"I want to have a lot of money one day," she said in a happy, distant voice. "Live on my own island and a big mansion that goes all the way up to the sky. I want to take an elevator to the moon in that mansion."
Jordan sucked his anger and his aggravation in deep. "Not those kind of fantasies. I mean sex fantasies."
She blinked repeatedly for a couple of seconds. Jordan knew that meant she was embarrassed by the question. He watched her thick legs from under the sheet squirm back and forth. Really embarrassed, he decided.
Linda was only wearing a bra while she lay in bed and always had. She had no panties on under them sheets. Knowing this, Jordan reached under the sheet and reached around. When he found what he was looking for, he brought it to Linda's exposed pussy and inserted it in. He began swirling it around and around.
More confused now, Linda asked Jordan what he was doing.
"I am fucking you with a small cucumber. Now tell me, have you any sexual fantasies?"
"OOOOOOOH! OOOuch." Linda was licking them thick lips of hers. They felt so good wrapped around his cock. Blow jobs were the main reason for their marriage. A truth Linda couldn't even deny, even though she did every day of her married life.
"You like this," he asked Linda.
"OOOh yeah. I love it."
The cucumber was about seven inches long and two inches thick. Not exactly small, but it was the smallest one he could find at the grocery store.
"Tell me your fantasies," he said again. Jordan forced the cucumber deeper. Three inches were now in, four more to go.
"OOOOOh baby, this feels so good."
"I'll stop if you don't tell me," he said happy to know she had a weakness.
As if to prove to her that the silence was bad for her, he took the cucumber out of her vagina.
"No please Jordie, don't stop."
"Will you talk?"
"Yes, oh God yes. Just please, put it back in."
Jordan inserted the cucumber back in her vagina. She was soaking wet now and the cucumber slid right in. At five inches he stopped and began twirling it around inside of her.
"OOOOh shit. It's so fucking big. I've always wanted a big, fat cock stuffed deep in my pussy."
"I'm not big enough," Jordan asked a bit curious.
In all her passion she could tell no lie. "You are but I dreamed of bigger."
Jordan wasn't hurt by this remark. He was very happy with the way things were going. Besides, he would choose money over a big dick any day.
He slid the cucumber as far down as it would go. He left it there, still turning around in circles.
"I love it Jordie. OOOOH please fuck me. Now. I need you so badly."
"That's not what you said a minute ago. And don't call me Jordie. It sounds fruity." He was having fun with this. "Tell me more."
"I've always wanted to fuck two men at once. Ever since junior high I've dreamed of it."