"The Hedgehog."
Thomas Miller met his lovely wife Tracy at a friend's wedding. At twenty-six he had just left the Marines and was going to apply to a job offer to head the security at a large Casino in the Catskills.
At first Thomas and Tracy didn't hit it off. They both knew they had been set up ahead of time by the bride and groom and were kind of torqued off.
To break the ice Thomas asked her to dance but she just took a drink of wine and said, "no thanks."
"Oh, so you don't like to dance."
"Well, I love to dance but only with people I know. Listen neither of us were ready to be hooked up like this so let's just chalk it up as a mistake."
"No problem." He got up and walked out onto the balcony while looking at his watch. "Two more hours of bullshit."
He heard applause and peeked into the window to see the bride dancing with her father and the groom with his mother. After twenty minutes as he was about to go back inside he saw a far door open and a couple walk out. He recognized Tracy right away but didn't know the guy. He move behind a potted plant and listened.
"I think you're the hottest woman here tonight. At least your ass is the best."
Thomas grinned. "Damn this dude is going down."
Tracy decided to play along some. "Really? I guess you are the expert on asses. How about my eyes? Do you even know what color they are?"
"Uh...uh I think they are blue." It was fairly dark so he couldn't see very well.
"They are hazel and you're not very observant are you? You see I am and I can see by the white band on your left ring finger that you are married. So does your wife know you are out trying to pick up other women?"
He was sweating now and knew things were going down-hill. "It's seems I made a mistake. I didn't know that you were a prick teaser."
"Oh Shit! you dumbass," Thomas whispered to himself. As the guy started to turn Tracy grabbed his right wrist and twisted it up behind his back. She leaned forward and said in his ear. "You have to first have a prick asshole."
"Hey, let me go," he gasped as she pulled him backwards and pushed his face and upper body over the balcony rail.
"Hey bitch let me go or else!"
"Only if you say you will never cheat on your wife again. SAY IT!"
"Hell no, I'll never..." Before he could finish she moved back a few steps and drove her left shoulder into his upper back. The man's eyes opened wide in shock as he tumbled over the rail and out of sight. "AHHH!"
Thomas heard a thud and ran over to look where the man ended up. He saw him on his back in the middle of a holly bush.
He turned to see Tracy and saw her standing close. "I'll have that dance now," she grinned and held out her hand.
He took it. "Here?"
"Are you afraid I'll throw you over the rail?" She laughed.
"We have no music."
"Shhh, can't you hear it?" She pulled his big strong body into hers, looked into his brown eyes and suddenly they both knew they belonged together. Their first kiss was hot and wet as their bodies ground together.
For the next hour or so they danced, talked and laughed. In the distance they saw the married man limping up the stairs and back into the reception. Soon it was like they had known each other for years and like two dogs in heat they almost ran through the wedding reception and into the elevator.
"What floor?" He asked figuring she wanted to go to her room and not his.
"If you don't push a damn button soon I'm going to fuck you right here. Move aside." She lunged and hit the 3rd floor and reached up under her dress and ripped down her black thong.
"What the hell?"
"Shit, they are dripping wet and I don't want to waste any time, get your room key out."
"How...how did you know what my floor was?"
"Really?" She laughed. "The whole third floor was reserved by those attending the wedding. Lead the way."
Thomas grinned and hurried down the hallway. Suddenly he felt her pinching his ass. "HEY!"
"Can't help it you got a nice butt."
"You said that?" He laughed. "You just pushed a guy off the balcony for saying the same thing about your ass."
"No, I shoved a married asshole who wanted to cheat on his wife. And if you ever want to cheat on me after we are married I'll do the same to you."
"So now we are getting married. How many kids are we going to have?" He fumbled getting the key card into the slot.
"Two unless they are the same sex then we are going for three but that's it." She grabbed the card and easily popped the door open. "And no, I haven't picked any names out yet."
"Hurry get naked," she ordered while reaching behind her to unzip her black slinky dress. His shirt and slacks fell to the floor and as he was about to push his boxer briefs over his hard and thick 7-inch cock he watched her dress moving up her tanned thighs.
He froze when the first dark pubes appeared and almost fell backward when a whole forest of curly hairs appeared. "Holy shit."
She hesitated for a moment and finished lifting the dress up over her strapless 34C black bra. "What's wrong haven't you seen a bush before?"
"Well yeah but they were shaped like landing strips, butterflies or hearts. Not hedgehogs." He saw her face turned into the one he saw just before she shoved the guy off the balcony. "No, no, please...I was just joking!"
But instead of giving him physical harm she quickly walked into the bathroom and closed the door.
"What just happened?" He asked no one figuring he had pissed her off and sex was now out of the question. He listened by putting his ear on the door and heard water running. "Tracy hey...really...I uh...uh like your bush like it is and..."
The door slammed open against his body and pushed him staggering backwards until his legs hit the bed and he fell back and looked up at her. She was now stark naked with a body made in Playboy heaven.
She laughed as she jumped with open legs onto his waist and slithered up over his chest until her pussy was over his mouth. "Cat got your tongue? Or maybe I should ask if a hedgehog has it?" She lifted her hips up over his handsome face and slowly lowered her thick growth down until his nose and mouth disappeared.
"WELL?"
She thought that maybe she had smothered him until she felt the tongue twisting and searching through the thicket until it touched her raised and ready clit.
"OH GOD THAT'S GOOD!" She had dreamed of this day and now realized it was far better than she had ever imagined. Years now she had searched for that special guy but all the men came up short. Never would she had believed it would just happen just by looking him in the eyes.
Thomas had to turn his face in order to get enough air to breathe. Once he got through the hairy maze he discovered her hot juices flowing out to gather on his tongue. Still, he was limited in his head movement and knew he had to do something about it.
Tracy felt his hands gather up her hips and felt her body being lift upward. Her legs moved over his shoulders to prevent from falling and suddenly she was up over his body, which was now standing by the bed. "HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU..." Before she could finish he turned and dropped her on her back on the bed. She bounced once and as she landed his face and tongue was once again snaking into her bush.
"AHHH!" She screamed. "LICK ME! DON'T YOU DARE STOP!"
His face was red and raw from the hairs rubbing against his sensitive skin. Plus, her hips were fucking up and down causing his nose to flatten again and again. "Hold still dammit!"
She dropped her ass down and opened her legs as wide as they would go. He watched her bush part like the waters of the red sea and saw his dinner meal. His last girlfriend had loved oral sex and he had perfected his technique. He would show this wildling what pleasure was all about.
The whole hallway of wedding guests could hear her screams of bliss as he brought her off two more times. By the time he moved up her body to finish the mating she was clutching at his arms. "Please...do it...I want you inside of me."
Thomas thought from her sexual attitude that she must have had many lovers. As he pushed his hard shaft through her dense forest he expected to slide easily inside but was met with some resistance. He tried again and felt the same. "There's no way," he gasped before moving his face back and looked at her. "Are you...are you a vir..."
"Yes dammit I am but not for much longer." She grabbed his hard shaft, aimed it at her maidenhead and with her other hand pulled down his ass. The juices from her orgasms and his mouth were enough lube to allow his entry into her pleasure cave. Once it made it inside she pulled again and felt him slide into the tight cavern. "OH MY GOD!"
She was so tight he felt like three vice grips squeezing his piston. "DO IT NOW!"
"Wait...wait. He wanted to be lined up perfectly and when it was his hips started their motion. "AH...AH...AH!" she screamed. "AH...AH...AH!"
Somehow he managed to stay hard while her strong thighs clamped around his hips. But he was getting tired and she must have felt him slowing down because her strong body lifted him to the side. Before he realized it she was on him cowgirl style and was bucking up and down. Her screams were louder now as the bed banged against the wall.
Both bodies were red and wet from sweat. His fingers played and twisted her pronounce hard nipples causing her more pleasure. "NOW! NOW!," She yelled for the grand finale. "AHHHHHH!"
