Once again, I have self-edited this story, so all mistakes are mine and mine alone. I hope they won't detract from the story.
I met my wife when I joined her musical group,
Tanya and the Crew.
Back then, we were a cover group that sang mostly country and pop songs made famous by other people. Our music careers were on the verge of crashing and burning when a musical agent, Alex Misner, agreed to manage us. Slowly, he began to build up our act. After Tanya and I were married, we had established a decent reputation. We weren't superstars by any means, but we were making a damn good living.
Married life with Tanya, for me anyway, was great. She seemed to be happy, and our love life was good. Still, I knew that Tanya wasn't satisfied with our careers. She was always after Alex to get us better everything. Tanya wanted better venues, better studio musicians, better recording contracts, more television exposure. In short, Tanya was chasing the dream of being a superstar and was frustrated that we weren't making more progress. And I had to admit that this worried me because, occasionally, Tanya would take her frustrations out on me. This always hurt because I was working harder than anyone to make her dream come true. At the time, I accepted that was just who Tanya was. Besides, the makeup sex was really great.
I think that things changed a little when Tanya wrote two new songs, and we recorded them. They went nowhere. Then I wrote a new song, which we recorded and it had a fair amount of success. It made it up to seventeen on the Country One Hundred charts. For some reason, Tanya was a little snappish to anyone who mentioned the song's success. That surprised me because it was a solo written just for her. But that strange mood only lasted for a week or so, and then Tanya was back to normal.
After returning from a short four-city tour, I decided we needed a break. I talked Tanya into coming with me to Tifton to visit my parents. Not having parents of her own, Tanya was always a little uneasy around mine. So, I was surprised and happy when she actually agreed to come with me to my hometown. I, personally, was keen to visit as I had only been able to spend an odd day with mom and dad every so often. Occasionally, they came up to Atlanta to visit for a few days. But we were usually very busy during the day, so we only got to see them in the evenings. I guess I was a little homesick because I hadn't spent any real time in Tifton with my parents and the rest of my family in years. And, of course, none of us was getting any younger.
When I told my parents about our plans, my mother insisted on throwing us a party to see my relatives. Most of them had only met Tanya at our wedding. It was supposed to be a small affair at my parent's house. However, it quickly grew to several hundred people, necessitating my parents renting the community center.
I was frustrated with my mother's ever-expanding party, but Tanya told me to let her have her fun. However, the day before we were supposed to go, Tanya came down with a bad cold. Instead of canceling, Tanya insisted that I go by myself.
I checked Tanya's temperature before I left, and it was hovering around a hundred and one. After assuring me that she would be fine, I headed south. Of course, my parents were very disappointed that my wife couldn't make the trip, but they were thrilled to see me nonetheless. During the week, I visited with most of my relatives. I also caught up with a lot of my high school buddies. And I called Tanya every night to check on her. By Thursday, she seemed to be getting better but sounded totally congested.
The big party was set for that Saturday, and I wasn't particularly looking forward to it. Still, it was something that my mother wanted, and I wanted her to be happy. Anyway, on the way to the party, my mother told me that it would be nice if I sang a few songs. I kind of expected that but pretended to grudgingly agree. But just as we pulled into the parking lot, she floored me with her next announcement.
"Oh, Robbie," my mother said as the car came to a stop, "I just want to let you know that I invited Suzie and George Menard."
What?" I almost choked. "Why the hell did you invite my ex-wife and her turd of a husband?"
My mother just smirked and said, "Spite."
When I saw the crowd, I relaxed because I figured that I'd never see them amid the hundreds of people there. Besides, there were many of my relatives hovering around me and a ton of my friends. Still, my hope that I wouldn't run into my ex-wife wasn't to be. About a half-hour after I got there, I turned around and came face to face with Suzie and George.
Suzie looked like she had put on at least twenty pounds, the dress she was wearing made her look like ten pounds of potatoes stuffed in a five-pound sack. George looked like he was a seventy-year-old man, and I knew he was only in his fifties.
"Robbie," Suzie's eyes lit up, "how are you doing?"
The devil on my shoulder was feeding dozens of nasty things to say into one ear, but the angel up there was telling me to play nice in the other ear. The angel won out mostly because I figured my mother would be annoyed with me if I let my temper get loose.
"I'm doing great, thank you," I said through a fake smile. "How are you guys doing?"
"We're going great, also," Suzie continued to beam. "George now has four car dealerships. He's even more successful than when I married him."
"That's nice," I said, wanting desperately to be away from these two. When nothing obvious presented itself, and Suzie continued to tell me how great she was doing, the devil won out. "Hey, I want to thank you, guys."
"Thank us?" George said, looking at me quizzically and suspiciously. "Why would you be thanking us."
"Well, George," I said with a wide smile, "if you hadn't stolen my wife, I never would have moved out of Tifton. I never would have found this great career I have now. Instead, I'd be sitting in our old house watching Suzie get fat. You guys have a good time."
With that, I turned and headed to the other side of the hall. I glanced at my mother to see if she had heard any of the exchange, and she had. However, as I moved past my mom, I could see that she was trying to hide her amusement behind her hands. A quick glance back saw Suzie, beet red, giving her husband an earful.
The party was actually very enjoyable. I learned that all of my mother's sisters and their friends had put the festivities together. And when the final count was made, four hundred and fourteen people showed up. I know this because I paid for most of the party. There was no way I was going to let my parents pay for a party this big.
The day before I was scheduled to return to Atlanta, I got a frantic call from Tanya. Alex had had a heart attack. That was the beginning of the end for Tanya and me.
I made it back to Atlanta in record time and thankfully found that Alex would recover fully. But he was very troubled, and he expressed his problem the first day he was back at his office. To him, the heart attack had been a wake-up call. Alex thought it best if he retired. He would stay on until we found someone else, and then he would allow us to cancel the remainder of his contract with us. That was exceedingly generous considering that the contract had three years remaining on it, and he really didn't have to do anything during that time except collect his ten percent. But that was the kind of guy Alex was.
Tanya and Alex did all of the original interviewing of potential new managers. When it came down to two candidates, I was brought in for the final interviews. Todd Wilton was a good-looking guy in his early forties. He had managed several well-known groups successfully. Sonja Hillicker, on the other hand, was a thirty-three-year-old Blonde with an impressive resume but only managed smaller groups. However, each group she guided managed to come from nothing to some significance. On the other hand, Todd had only managed to hold his groups at the same level.
I was fine with either. However, I thought Sonja was probably the better of the two because she had managed to increase the popularity of her groups. In contrast, while Todd managed his groups well, he hadn't been able to grow them much at all. I wasn't surprised, though, that Tanya favored Todd. I could tell very quickly that my wife didn't care for Sonja at all. I should have fought for my choice, but at the time, it didn't seem wise to bring in a manager that would be butting heads with Tanya right off the bat. Besides, I was fine with either. In the end, Todd was hired. I didn't realize it at the time, but he was a complete dirtbag.