Once again, I have self-edited this story, so all mistakes are mine and mine alone. I hope they won't detract from the story.
I met my wife when I joined her musical group,
Tanya and the Crew.
Back then, we were a cover group that sang mostly country and pop songs made famous by other people. Our music careers were on the verge of crashing and burning when a musical agent, Alex Misner, agreed to manage us. Slowly, he began to build up our act. After Tanya and I were married, we had established a decent reputation. We weren't superstars by any means, but we were making a damn good living.
Married life with Tanya, for me anyway, was great. She seemed to be happy, and our love life was good. Still, I knew that Tanya wasn't satisfied with our careers. She was always after Alex to get us better everything. Tanya wanted better venues, better studio musicians, better recording contracts, more television exposure. In short, Tanya was chasing the dream of being a superstar and was frustrated that we weren't making more progress. And I had to admit that this worried me because, occasionally, Tanya would take her frustrations out on me. This always hurt because I was working harder than anyone to make her dream come true. At the time, I accepted that was just who Tanya was. Besides, the makeup sex was really great.
I think that things changed a little when Tanya wrote two new songs, and we recorded them. They went nowhere. Then I wrote a new song, which we recorded and it had a fair amount of success. It made it up to seventeen on the Country One Hundred charts. For some reason, Tanya was a little snappish to anyone who mentioned the song's success. That surprised me because it was a solo written just for her. But that strange mood only lasted for a week or so, and then Tanya was back to normal.
After returning from a short four-city tour, I decided we needed a break. I talked Tanya into coming with me to Tifton to visit my parents. Not having parents of her own, Tanya was always a little uneasy around mine. So, I was surprised and happy when she actually agreed to come with me to my hometown. I, personally, was keen to visit as I had only been able to spend an odd day with mom and dad every so often. Occasionally, they came up to Atlanta to visit for a few days. But we were usually very busy during the day, so we only got to see them in the evenings. I guess I was a little homesick because I hadn't spent any real time in Tifton with my parents and the rest of my family in years. And, of course, none of us was getting any younger.
When I told my parents about our plans, my mother insisted on throwing us a party to see my relatives. Most of them had only met Tanya at our wedding. It was supposed to be a small affair at my parent's house. However, it quickly grew to several hundred people, necessitating my parents renting the community center.
I was frustrated with my mother's ever-expanding party, but Tanya told me to let her have her fun. However, the day before we were supposed to go, Tanya came down with a bad cold. Instead of canceling, Tanya insisted that I go by myself.
I checked Tanya's temperature before I left, and it was hovering around a hundred and one. After assuring me that she would be fine, I headed south. Of course, my parents were very disappointed that my wife couldn't make the trip, but they were thrilled to see me nonetheless. During the week, I visited with most of my relatives. I also caught up with a lot of my high school buddies. And I called Tanya every night to check on her. By Thursday, she seemed to be getting better but sounded totally congested.
The big party was set for that Saturday, and I wasn't particularly looking forward to it. Still, it was something that my mother wanted, and I wanted her to be happy. Anyway, on the way to the party, my mother told me that it would be nice if I sang a few songs. I kind of expected that but pretended to grudgingly agree. But just as we pulled into the parking lot, she floored me with her next announcement.
"Oh, Robbie," my mother said as the car came to a stop, "I just want to let you know that I invited Suzie and George Menard."
What?" I almost choked. "Why the hell did you invite my ex-wife and her turd of a husband?"
My mother just smirked and said, "Spite."
When I saw the crowd, I relaxed because I figured that I'd never see them amid the hundreds of people there. Besides, there were many of my relatives hovering around me and a ton of my friends. Still, my hope that I wouldn't run into my ex-wife wasn't to be. About a half-hour after I got there, I turned around and came face to face with Suzie and George.
Suzie looked like she had put on at least twenty pounds, the dress she was wearing made her look like ten pounds of potatoes stuffed in a five-pound sack. George looked like he was a seventy-year-old man, and I knew he was only in his fifties.
"Robbie," Suzie's eyes lit up, "how are you doing?"
The devil on my shoulder was feeding dozens of nasty things to say into one ear, but the angel up there was telling me to play nice in the other ear. The angel won out mostly because I figured my mother would be annoyed with me if I let my temper get loose.
"I'm doing great, thank you," I said through a fake smile. "How are you guys doing?"