This story could also have been placed in the "Reluctance, Non-Consent" category. If you don't like that type of story, don't read on.
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"You always seem so content with your marriage, Liam," one of my business partners and friends said to me as we were driving to a ball game.
"I guess because I really am, Mike," I replied. "Plus, once you turn 50 – like I did last year – your available options seem to drop precipitously," I laughed.
"I doubt that," Mike laughed back. "I think you could have your pick of any girl at the office, single or married, if you so choose. Don't you see the looks that they give you?"
"Just trying to get on the boss' good side," I smiled.
If I weren't humble, I would have agreed with Mike. With almost no effort on my part I have always been attractive to members of the opposite sex. I'm told that it is because I have an open and friendly face with sparkling blue eyes, I am a good listener, and thanks to good genes I have a high metabolism so that I've never been the least bit overweight, and with only minimal exercise (mostly bicycling, kayaking and weightlifting, a total of only two or three times a week) I've maintained good muscle tone. It certainly is not because I'm the best looking guy; I consider my facial features to be only slightly better than average.
I've been married to the same woman, Kathy, for almost thirty years because we are simpatico. We both have giving and upbeat personalities, similar intelligence, and enough interests both in common and different that we always have something to talk about. We also have three great kids.
The only thing less than perfect about our marriage is the sex. It is difficult to admit, and I would never even hint it to Kathy, but she is bad in bed. No matter what I have tried over the last twenty nine years (we never had sex together before marriage, if you can believe that) it came up "nada!" She simply is not as passionate, playful, inventive, or lustful as any of the women I had sex with before we got married. While even after we turned 50 we still have had sex about once a week or ten days, on a scale of one to ten it is only about a three or four as far as physical satisfaction is concerned, although a nine as far as an expression of love is concerned. Despite the lack of physical fireworks I never had any interest in having sex with other women despite almost daily opportunities to do so, and I'm quite sure that she hasn't either.
There was only one rough patch in our marriage – actually a continuation of when we got married. Kathy's parents are ultra-rich. Her mother, Grace, is an heiress who never earned a dime in her life, but could manage money very well; and her father, Chamberlain, is a sycophant, at least where Grace is concerned. Unlike the normal situation he had the looks and she had the money, and thankfully Kathy's face is more like Chamberlain's so that she is a very attractive woman. Her personality is nothing like either of her parents', and if she didn't look like Chamberlain and have her Grace's nice round ass (the only good feature her mother has), I'd think that she was adopted.
Even though Kathy and I fell madly in love our senior year in college, I wasn't good enough for her, in Grace's eyes. Apparently since my parents didn't have big bucks, and since I went through school on a football scholarship – "What a distasteful, boorish game, only for thugs and miscreants," according to Grace – the facts that I was desirable to woman and at least smart enough to graduate from the same school as her daughter, were not enough to make me acceptable.
For the first time in her life Kathy defied her mother and we got married in a civil ceremony with only her brother, my sister, and my parents in attendance. This denied Kathy the big wedding she had dreamed about as a little girl. Grace disowned us, and Chamberlain was too big of a milquetoast to stand up to her.
It's funny how financial success and a grandkid can change things.
By the time that our first child, Kevin Jackson Williams, was born I had become a success in business. With my two partners we already had about thirty employees, and enough money to have a nice lifestyle. This included a beautiful four bedroom home, not like the mansion that Kathy grew up in, but one that 99% of the population would love to have.
When Kevin was about four months old I came home from work anxious to see him. A limo was parked on the street in front of our house, a very strange occurrence. When I entered the house the first thing that I heard was the unmistakable grating voice of my mother-in-law.
There in the living room was Kathy, holding Kevin, Grace and Chamberlain.
In an agitated voice I said "What are you doing here Grace?"
"We've come to see our beautiful grandson; Chamberlain and I have decided to let you back into our lives," she said with a smile.
"Oh really, how thoughtful," I said with as much sarcasm as possible. Apparently she thought that it was sincere because she had the gall to continue.
"Yes; well I was just telling Katherine here that it would be wonderful if Kevin's last name was hyphenated to Williams-Smythe, so that people would immediately know his proper roots."
I was stunned for about twenty seconds. Grace or Chamberlain might have said something else, but I couldn't be sure because I had zoned out. I glanced at Kathy and she had a disturbed look on her face, was staring at me and shaking her head "No."
I walked over to the front door, opened it, walked back to Grace, grabbed the rear of the collar of her dress suit with my left hand and her belt with my right, lifted her up and walked her out the door screaming. I dumped her on the hood of the limo and told her chauffer "Get this piece of shit out of my sight, NOW!"
Apparently Grace was screaming for Chamberlain to do something about it, so even though he was terrified he swung at me with his right hand. I caught it in mid-air with my left and crushed it enough to bring him to his knees. "The only reason I'm not going to break every bone in your hand Chamberlain is because you are a sorry piece of shit who never had the balls to stand up to the uber-bitch that you're married to. But if you ever swing at me again I'll break your spine."
I released Chamberlain and he cried out, trying to massage the life back into his right hand. Then I turned to Grace. "Unless you get on your knees and apologize to me for being the incredible bitch that you have been to me, and then beg your daughter for her forgiveness for ruining her dream of a big wedding, you will never see Kevin or any other children we have, and neither Kathy nor I will ever speak to you again. She will have to choose between you and me and while nothing is certain in life I believe the odds-makers in Vegas will make me a 20-1 favorite."
Kathy had witnessed this exchange from a position about twenty feet behind me. When I turned her mouth was agape, but she said nothing. I gently escorted her and Kevin back into the house, closed the door, and started playing with Kevin. Kathy simply sat in the living room shell-shocked.
After Kevin went to bed Kathy lit into me. She had no problem with me telling her mother off – in a gentle manner. She had a real problem with me physically throwing her out and the language I used, and the demand that any apology she made be on her knees. For the only time in my life, before or since, I told Kathy that I had not the slightest regret, that I would never apologize to her or to her parents, and that I meant what I said. If she ever even talked to her mother again without the apology I was history.
I don't know if I meant the last part, but I convinced Kathy that I did.
Things were icy around our house for a good month, including no sex. Things gradually thawed and a year after the incident we were back to where we were before it occurred – a loving family.
Apparently Kathy's brother, Reggie, was an intermediary between Kathy and her parents; I know that Kathy did not want to call my bluff about her talking to her mother. Kathy gave Reggie photos and videos of Kevin and our happy family, and apparently it was too much for Grace to bear once Kathy got pregnant with our second child about three years after "the incident." When I came home on a Friday night, once Kevin and I had a good "wrassle," and I gently stroked Kathy's belly, she had some news.
"I talked to Reggie at length today," she said smiling.
"Really? What about?" I inquired.
"My mother and father want to visit us this Sunday," she said with a lilt in her voice, like it would be good news.
I controlled my blood pressure rise fairly well, considering. "Is the bitch ready to get on her knees and apologize?" I asked in a snarky voice.
"She told Reggie that she will sincerely apologize to both of us, but not on her knees," Kathy hesitantly said.
"Then tell her not to bother," I snarled.
"Actually, Liam, I've already told Reggie to have them come by at noon on Sunday. If she isn't sincere with her apology we will ask her to leave. But we will not make her get on her knees, and you will not physically evict her," she said in a well-rehearsed voice.
With anger in my eyes I started to retort something vile, but she held up her hand to stop me and used words and a tone with me that she never had used before. "Shut up, Liam, and listen. There is no way you'll leave me when I'm pregnant, there is no way that you'll leave Kevin without an everyday father, and there is no way that you'll throw away our love over this. IF her apology is sincere, and if she agrees not to meddle in our lives, we will accept it and allow my mother and father back into our lives. Is that clear!"