(author's note: All rights reserved. No sex with persons under eighteen. I think this is one of my best but wtf do I know.)
The Girl in the Golden Dress
Emory Perkins
It was the hottest thing I ever saw on the dance floor of Patrick's Club. She was dressed in this gold lame wrap-around dress. All that I could see from the bar was the golden hair, the golden dress, and the golden legs. Of course, her butt-length hair was more yellow than golden, and you could argue that her legs were more tan than golden. The dress only hinted at the body underneath, but it was clear that she had been generously endowed in both the boob and butt departments.
Even more astounding was the fact that she was apparently unaccompanied. After her dance, she was returned to a table, populated by five or six babes. I never got a good look at her dance partner, but she barely got a sip of her drink before she had a new partner for dancing. I scanned the table again; it was indeed six girls together. It was hard to count them because they were only momentarily all there; they were all kept busy dancing, but none so busy as the girl in the golden dress. After watching this show for the better part of four numbers, I got a great idea.
I hovered near her table, and gave her my line, "You are the prettiest girl here. If you'd like a break, come with me to the bar, we'll get you a fresh drink and step outside for a number or two. We'll just talk, and you can rest and cool off."
She said, "Let's go!"
I took her hand and walked her to the bar. Her choice was whiskey sour, so I ordered two in paper cups, and I escorted her out into the parking lot.
"I'm Lila," she said in a husky, unbelievably sexy voice. "I love dancing, but I was getting a little tired. And you are?"
"Emory Perkins, but everyone calls me Perks, ever since my fraternity days."
She replied, "Those were the days, weren't they?"
I told her, "I think college was the happiest time of my life. I married my college sweetheart, and less than a year after graduation, we were divorced."
She smiled, ruefully, even with that emotion it was absolutely beautiful, "That's my story, too! He turned out to be a true asshole; he even fought me for my poodle."
I smiled back, "Your dog must be as beautiful as you are."
She said, "I don't know about that. Rex is the good-looking one. What do you do, Perks?"
I told her, "I'm a supervisor in a clean room. What do you do, Lila?"
She inquired, "Is that like a chip fabrication factory?"
I agreed, "Yes, it's not exactly what I planned to do with my double-E degree."
She informed me, "It's little the same for me, I'm an accounting supervisor for an insurance company. My degree is in Management."
I told her, "I guess neither one of us has the life we planned."
She said, "I'm getting a little chilled."
I embraced her and kissed her.
She kissed me back and then spoke, "This isn't exactly what I intended to keep me warm."
I kissed her again, "Is it working?"
She kissed me back, "You know, it is."
I took a risk, "I have a very warm apartment. We could talk and listen to music, even dance a little, if you'd like."
I could barely control my excitement when she simply said, "I'd like that. I need to get my purse and sweater."
The sweater was green as was the purse, but they all looked good. She told her friends goodbye. It turned out they all worked for the insurance company, having a girl's night out on a Friday night.
She said, "Nice wheels," when we got to my brown Corvette convertible. I had bought it used by working summers; my parents had paid tuition, fraternity dues, and board, but I had to pay for the car.
When we got to my apartment, I put some music on and mixed us some fresh whiskey sours. Then I sat down beside her. We sipped our drinks. I asked, "Is your drink okay?"
She replied, "Yes, it's perfect!"
I kissed her with tongue, and we were soon devouring her, the only thing nicer than rubbing her body through the dress was rubbing her body directly, once we had unhooked the hidden fasteners. I discovered that under the dress was a thong and not much of that. We soon had her dress laid on the coffee table. My sofa was furry, and I believed that once a girl's butt sat on the furry, she was mine. A few minutes of necking and petting her nearly nude body while she sat on the furry was all it took.
She suggested, in that incredibly sexy voice, "Perhaps we should take this to the bedroom."