"Lauren, is there anything wrong?" Amy asked as she pulled her shopping cart up behind me. I knew she was in the store and I tried to deliberately 'not notice' her. But seeing Amy this close was uncomfortable. And that was a new thing for me. We were best of friends, or at least I thought we were before the previous Saturday night. After that, I wasn't so sure.
"No, not at all," I replied in a higher pitched tone than I was shooting for. "What makes you think that?"
"Well for starters you haven't replied to my texts about coffee. You're kids haven't come over to play since last week. I don't know, it just feels like something is different." There was something different but it all seemed so petty now. Yes, I was hurt, but mostly confused. Amy and Tom had hosted what seemed to be a pretty big and boisterous party last Saturday with lots of cars up and down the street and people coming and going with laughter and loud music. I had thought we were close enough friends to be invited. Amy hadn't even mentioned it on the Friday when the kids were playing in their back yard pool. We would have needed time to arrange a sitter but there was no mention. I just felt Dave and I had been left out for some reason and I didn't know why.
Amy looked at me closely for a few seconds and then asked, "Lets finish groceries and would you then come over for a coffee? We can talk. The kids won't have to be picked up from school for a couple of hours."
"Are you sure you want me there?" I replied, stupidly I might add. Amy was really my best friend in this new neighbourhood and for what ever reason we didn't make the guest list of their party it was not my business. Still, I couldn't hide my hurt.
She looked at me hard and spoke slowly, "This is about last Saturday night isn't it. You're wondering why you and Dave weren't invited. Believe me it had nothing to do with you or him. Lets hold this conversation until coffee. One hour, okay?" I nodded my head and we parted.
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"I hadn't said much since sitting down in Amy's kitchen, a place that had seemed so familiar and friendly before the weekend. I knew I was being difficult but I couldn't shake the feeling of rejection.
Amy took a deep breath and started, "Look, it wasn't anything you did. Tom and I love you two and wouldn't do anything to hurt you. We've only been friends for a few months since you moved onto the street but we really do value and love your friendship. I wasn't planning on going into this as... well, it can be a bit awkward but here goes. Tom and I belong to a club, well sort of a club. It was our turn to host and yeah, a party ensues and it can get a bit raucous. This club - and I know this sounds a bit... well pretentious may be the word - but new members have to be vetted by a committee of sorts. So we couldn't just invite you or any of the other neighbours."
"Okay, I think I'm beginning to understand but, please forgive my curiosity, it does sound a bit mysterious."
"That it does, but really, we're just out to have fun. We're not a bunch of witches or weird cult crazies."
"Good to hear that. My kids and cats are safe it seems," I replied a bit sarcastically but also a bit relieved.
"So let's plan for you and Dave to fire up the BBQ here next Friday?"
"Great idea, lets do it but I have to tell you I'm a bit curious about your 'club.'" I actually used air quotes.
Amy sighed, "It's really nothing just a bunch of people getting together for... well, for fun."
More curious than ever, I probed, "Well Dave and I like fun. What do we have to do to join."
Amy stirred her coffee a bit nervously, "Not everyone likes this sort of fun. We're not sure you and Dave would be up for this and well, we don't usually have close neighbours participate. It could get awkward."
"Hmm.... now I'm really curious. Are you sure you don't sacrifice miscreants or commune with aliens."
"Ha! No, nothing quite so exotic. Trust me, no one is sacrificed to the evil gods."
"Well, even if you do dance naked around a stone effigy Dave and I wouldn't report you to the Taliban." Her eyes widened for a sec and I realized it was at the 'dance naked' part of my joke. Whoa, what's really going on in this corner of suburbia? We were both quiet for a few minutes drinking our coffee.
Then she looked hard at me and asked, "Do you really want to know?"
"Well not if you have to kill me after."
Amy laughed. "No worries there, but you might want to kill me,"
"Okay, here goes. It's a sex club. Couples get together and have sex with each other. That's all, nothing really much to it," Amy said quickly while looking at her coffee and stirring it again.
So really nothing at all. Really?? My sweet adorable PTA attending, church going, beacon of responsibility and good judgment is a sex club member?? Perhaps she just hosts and hands out drinks and ensures everyone is enjoying the party. My mind just simply blanked at the thought of Amy having sex with other guys. No, that really couldn't happen, could it?
A long silence ensued. She finally looked up at me very tentative like and raised her eyebrows. Neither of us spoke for a minute or two longer. I was still in a mild state of shock. Finally Amy asked, "Are you disappointed in me?"
"Amy, No! I would never judge you or anyone else who does that, whatever that really is. I'm just processing what you said and yeah, I am a bit taken aback, that's all. But I'm okay really," I babbled out in a long string.
"Good. So you're still okay to be my friend even though I'm a bit of a pervert," she said with a giggle.
"Amy I would never call you that. You're way to sweet and thoughtful and kind to ever be called that."
"But I'm a participant in a sex club. Are you okay that your PTA neighbour is doing it with other people?" she asked looking hard at me.
"Amy, you're my friend and I value our friendship greatly. Would it be too much to ask for just a few more details of what your sex club is all about. I think I get the basic idea but well... for starters, how did you get into this? If anything about this is something you don't want to talk about just say so and we can plan for a Friday BBQ." Frankly, I still couldn't wrap my mind around what I intuitively knew happens in a sex club. But this is dear lovely sweet Amy. It didn't compute.
She took a long sip of her coffee and began, "It started on a vacation to Aruba several years ago. My mom and dad had the kids and we booked into a couples place... you know, lots of sand, sun, alcohol and... well, mostly flirting. Sam and Daniela were in the next cabana. Daniela was a petite gorgeous brunette and Sam was older with a touch of grey around the edges of his hair but a devastatingly handsome guy. To make a long story short we hung out with them for most of the week and on the last night we had a private going away party in their room. And no, I didn't get intimate with Sam but I did dance with them with very few clothes on and we got very close and kissed each other good bye."
"So you spent time dancing with this Sam guy, close I would guess. Wait, did you say you danced with them? Just Sam or..."
"Or Daniela you mean? Yes, both of them. Let me first add a piece of info you need to have for the rest of the story. As you might have guessed Daniela and Sam were swingers, as in members of the club we now belong to. From our experience now with our club we know they were checking us out. Every potential member has to meet some careful qualifications." Amy stopped there and sipped on her coffee and munched on a chocolate chip cookie.
I prompted, "Qualifications?"
"Yeah, to be invited into the Club you have to check some boxes. Firstly, be in or around the target demographic age wise. And the criteria is quite broad. There are some very popular women in their late fifties who get a lot of attention so to speak. Mostly, you have to be attractive in some way which might mean that your personality shines through in lots of fun ways. It's not all about looks. Next you have to have the intelligence to understand the need to be discreet. We all have day jobs to maintain and reputations in the community to uphold. What happens in the Club stays in the Club. Very important. And, lastly, of course, you have to like sex and be flexible with who you do it with and be okay with your partner doing the same."
"Wow! Okay now back to 'dancing with them'?"
"I danced with Sam and Daniela."
"Like fast... or slow?
"Honey, really? These were swingers. Sam and I got close, like, really close and we didn't have a lot on. And then I wrapped my arms around Daniela - hey, I was well into the local rum - and we made out."
"Made out, like with Sam?"
"Not just Sam. Daniela and I also kissed - my first time with a woman so you know. I felt her breasts against mine and I decided I liked the feel."