I am always humbled when I am asked to be part of these invitations. I tried something a little different than my usual on this one. Hopefully, it works. I had to rush a little since this is finals week for me. I finished this up instead of studying the central nervous system for my test on Monday. If I am lucky enough to get invited back, I will make sure to have it edited. Be safe!
Ahaz
*
Ahh, the joys of post coital slumber. It is what allowed me to handcuff my wife's hand to our custom made, hand crafted ash headboard without immediately waking up. She gently opened her eyes then let out a shriek. Her shriek awakened her lover, Bob Simmons, who quickly found his wrist also handcuffed. Bob's scream was slightly more masculine as he fell off the bed, twisting his arm and cutting his wrist. He scrambled back up on the bed and the words he was about to say died in his throat.
I assume waking up to your lover's husband standing at the foot of the bed with a large caliber revolver pointing at you will do that.
"Did you guys sleep well?" I asked.
''Oh my God, Jerry, this is not what it looks like!" my wife sobbed.
"That's where you're going with this Barb?' I asked. "You are lying there with his cum drying on your legs trying to convince me you are a faithful little wife?"
"Easy man don't do anything stupid," Bob croaked out. "No need to go jail over a worn-out piece of pussy."
His eyes were still fixated on the .357 Magnum in my hands. It made sense since I was shaking a bit with rage and sadness.
"And there is the man you decided to leave me for. If you were still my wife, I would have to defend your honor but since it doesn't look like it will matter here shortly, I really don't care. Interesting that he thinks so highly of you though." I responded.
Barb ignored both of our comments.
"Jerry, please put the gun down and let's talk about this. This shit head is not worth going to jail for." she pleaded.
"Wow! I guess the bloom is really off the rose on this relationship eh? He is calling you names; you are calling him names. I figured you would have more consideration for him. After all he is the one you thought was worth breaking us up for." I replied sadly.
"Jerry, we are not breaking up, I fucked up big time, but we can work through this. I will make it right, I promise." she said
"How are you gonna do that Barb? Are you gonna go back in time and not fuck him? Because that is the only way I want anything to do with you going forward. I loved you so much, my life was hell before you came into it. I don't want to go back to that place again but if the alternative is living with an unfaithful whore, what are my options?" I asked.
I put the gun to my temple.
"Maybe it would be easiest to just pull the trigger like this. I would be done with the pain and you would be free to fuck whatever swinging dick you wanted. You might feel some guilt, but I am sure if you stuffed enough dick between your legs or down your throat you would forget about me eventually."
"JERRY, NO!!" she screamed
"DO IT!" he shouted.
I slowly brought the gun down. An idea hit me. I flipped the cylinder of the gun open and pushed the plunger to release the six bullets. They fell to the ground, I bent over and picked one up. I heard a grunt as the asshole tried to break the spindle he was attached to and failed. What a loser. He settled down when I held up a solitary bullet. Barb had a look of horror etched on her face.
"This is a Hornaday hollow point .357 magnum that weighs 125 grains. When this bullet leaves the barrel of this gun it is traveling at 1500 feet per second. When it hits something solid it expands and almost triples the area of effect it can damage. Even if you survive the impact shock, it will most definitely create a wound that will cause you to bleed out."" I said, making sure I had their attention.
I dropped the bullet in the cylinder.
"Barb, you know how I liked to gamble before we met. In fact, it almost ruined us in our first few years together. I stopped for you. Don't get me wrong, I benefited from stopping, but I only had the strength to quit because I loved you so much." I said sadly.
I tilted the gun back a little and spun the cylinder. While it was still spinning, I flicked my wrist and snapped the cylinder back into the gun.
"Since I really don't know what to do, I'm going to let chance decide. The fickle finger of fate if you will." I said.
I slowly pointed the gun at her paramour.
"Since Bob here is the guest of honor, I feel he should go first. Did you want me to record anything for your wife or daughters, Bob?" I asked. "That house on 726 Maple Lane is going to be really lonely if you end up eating this bullet, Bob. Your wife Allison and your twin daughters Zoe and Chloe are going to be devastated enough when they see the packet my investigator mailed them. I thought about sending some of the less adult pictures, but I decided that all your girls needed to know exactly what you were doing on your late nights at the office. I also took the liberty of including pictures of your other two sluts. Just so she got the whole picture."
I didn't think he could go any whiter but as I pointed the gun at him he lost another shade of pale.
I cocked the hammer back.
He closed his eyes.
I pulled the trigger.
CLICK! The hammer fell on an empty chamber.
I thought he would pass out, but he rallied. Of course, the bed sheet around him started turning yellow as he pissed himself.
"You survived this round. Maybe you will see those pretty daughters of yours again." I replied calmly.
I pointed the gun at my wife.
"How about you Barb? Are you ready to meet your maker? You went to church last Sunday, I assumed you confessed your sins. If you die today without being able to confess, are you going to heaven or hell? Unless things have changed, is adultery still considered a sin in your religion?" I asked her.
"Yes." she whispered with her eyes closed.
"I'm sorry, what did you say?" I asked her.
"Yes Jer, adultery is a sin. It is a sin against your spouse, and it is a sin against God. I never confessed to what I did. I would be going to hell if that bullet hits me," she said.
"Well let's see if your God wants you to live." I replied as I cocked the hammer back.
I pulled the trigger.
CLICK! The hammer fell on an empty chamber.
She sobbed as I pointed the gun at my temple again.