The Farmhand
When the doorbell first rang I considered ignoring it. I was sitting in the living room, out of view from the windows near the front door, and was lazily scrolling through my phone when the interruption came. It was the weekend and I wasn't interested in any interruptions, but my wife was napping upstairs and I worried that whoever was at the door would keep ringing and wake her, so with silent grumbles I stood up and headed to the front of the house.
Peeking through the peephole, I saw that there was a petite woman with long blonde hair standing on the front step. She was wearing a flowery sundress and looking down the driveway, slowly twisting her hips back and forth so that her dress was gently flapping around her narrow waist.
Seeing that she was distracted, I took the chance to look at her a bit longer. Even fisheyed through the peephole, I could appreciate the low cut of the sundress revealing her small, perky breasts. She was clearly skinny beneath that floating dress, but there was a hint of her narrow hips pressing against its sides. More than those hips, however, my first thought was how much I wanted to play with those twin blonde pigtails and use them to guide her pretty face wherever I saw fit.
I only allowed myself a few seconds of such vulgar thoughts, knowing that if I waited too long she would either ring the doorbell again or somehow notice me eyeing her up from the other side of the peephole.
Despite my valuing the sight of her on my doorstep, when I opened the door I was preparing every possible reason to turn the woman away, assuming she was selling religion, windows, or something I considered equally unnecessary in the middle of a Saturday afternoon. At the time, I couldn't imagine any better reason for her to have shown up the way she had.
Of course, no imagination, no matter how broad and colorful, could have honestly predicted the truth.
"Hello," I said cordially as I opened the door.
"Hi!" the woman said in brightly chipper tones, one hand raised to wave to me standing right in front of her. "Are you Mr. Campbell?"
"I am," I said, considering whether her knowing my name was a good sign or a bad one. "And you are?"
"My name's Emily. Your wife actually hired me."
"Oh? I didn't know, sorry. What for?" I looked around the porch for some indication of what sort of work she might be doing, and saw that there was a small suitcase tucked next to the front door.
"Well Mrs. Campbell said you were having trouble with the idea of getting her pregnant. She thought that I could help you get past that trouble." Emily smiled widely and nodded for emphasis as she finished her explanation.
Which, for me, was a horribly insufficient explanation. "Excuse me?"
"I know it must be very confusing," she said, reaching out and resting her hand on my arm. My first thought was that I should back away, but I was too thrown off by what she had just said to react to anything else. "Basically, your wife realized that sometimes when animals have to breed, they need a farmhand to help make it happen. I'm here to be a farmhand to make sure you breed your wife."
"'Breed my wife?' 'Farmhand?' Are you crazy?"
I was about to keep going on with my shocked response, but Emily started rubbing my arm with her small, gentle hand. "I know this is very surprising on top of being confusing. It's
meant
to be a surprise though. Your wife thought you would very much like me as a surprise."
"You expect me to
believe
this?" I asked, finally backing away from her hand. It had ended up at my wrist where I was holding the door open. "How old even are you?"
Emily smiled beneath her wide, brown eyes and said, "Old enough, Mr. Campbell. More importantly, skilled enough that your wife thought I could be of some...
use
to you...."
"No, this is crazy, I'm sorry," I said in a stumbling hurry. I was getting ready to shut the door on her, but once I pulled my wrist out from under her hand she used it to hold the door open.
Leaning forward, speaking in a quieter, conspiratorial voice, Emily whispered, "Look, we didn't think you'd believe me, but there's more to the surprise. Come on, let's go upstairs. I promise you, she's tied up in a position for you to pump your cum into her, and she's given me permission to help prepare you to do it. If she's actually napping up there, you can make me leave. I'm small, and if you want to look for weapons or anything before you let me into the house you can, but I'm not worried. I know the plan just fine."
Obviously I was sure she was crazy. Absolutely insane. But I was also sure that if she
wasn't
crazy and I had passed up this opportunity, I would never forgive myself. She wasn't wrong about being small - the top of her head only come up to my chin - and while there were a few places where the sundress hung loosely on her, it was cut low up top, cut high on the bottom, and cut tight on the sides enough that there were only a few places left to the imagination where she could be hiding any sort of weapon.
Just go in, say "Honey, this young woman says you called her here to do some ridiculous job and she won't leave. Can you explain to her she's either made a mistake or she is crazy? Thanks. Get back to your nap, I'll see her out."
Perfect.