What follows is our joint submission for the "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" challenge. Some of you who are older (ancient) may recognize that this submission was inspired by the classic Hollywood film "It Happened One Night." Which means that we changed the characters, swapped the sexes, seriously altered the plot, and wrote a whole new story, but we thought about the film while we were trashing it. So as the Hollywood pitchmen would say: It's exactly like "It Happened One Night" except on a train and .... Thanks to Bebop and Nora for giving us a chance.
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"Listen you little shit. You need to get off your ass and do something."
Sergei Petrokof was not a man known for his patience, and once again, Robert Loftis, Jr. (little Bob) was the object of his ire. Sergei's anger wasn't due to Little Bob's actions. Little Bob was just a surrogate for Jason Bishop, Bob's brother-in-law; which really wasn't fair. Since little Bob hated Bishop too.
Bishop had jumped the almost two year surveillance leash that the Russians had on him, and Sergei rightly thought that was a problem. "Look, Sergei, we're locked down in a Paris hotel by this virus thing. What can Elizabeth do? You got people in New York. Use them."
"This is your fault. You promised me two years ago that she would get me my share of the company."
"And you will. It just depends on my getting control."
"You said that two years ago."
"Yes, but NOW my sister is prepared to file for divorce. The minute she does, the Judge will award her the majority of Bishop's shares."
When Big Bob Loftis and his son-in-law, Jason Bishop, bought Five Borough Partners out from under the control of Sergei and his Russian mobsters, they'd walked off with assets that were initially purchased with the Russian's laundered money.
Now those assets were worth many times what Loftis and Bishop had paid for them. On paper, it was thirty billion, but there was probably much more. The Russians wanted their share back with interest, and Little Bob wanted to be free of his brother-in-law.
The current problem resulted from the recent death of Robert Loftis Senior. Knowing his liver cancer was going to kill him, Big Bob left his assets equally to his two children. He had sold his company, Precision Aeronautics, to the Boeing Corporation for two billion dollars. Boeing paid half in their own stock and the balance in a long-term note.
It had been a considerable fortune at the time. Boeing was doing well, and the agreement seemed a win for all sides, but things had changed for Boeing, and the Loftis children's inheritance had all but disappeared.
The elder Loftis also owned forty-five percent of Loftis & Bishop realty. The balance was held by Bishop until his father-in-law died. Big Bob left fourteen percent of Loftis & Bishop to each of his two children and the balance of sixteen percent to his son-in-law in trust for his grandchildren.
This last bequest put Bishop in control of Loftis & Bishop and all its assets. With only twenty-eight percent of the shares between them, the brother and sister had no say in the control or operation of the company and could not, under New York Law, seek a dissolution of it. So, they were powerless, and even worse, Little Bob could not get into the money laundering business with Sergei.
Sergei tried to intimidate Bishop. But the Brooklyn raised Bishop was not susceptible to threats. So, Sergei backed his threats with action. Bishop's secretary was accosted in the street on her way home from work. A lock of her hair was cut, and the next day it arrived in a Fed-ex box marked personal.
A week later, Sergei received a Fed-ex box. When the box was opened, they found the right hand of the man who had cut the secretary's hair.
Sergei got the message. Bishop had friends whose predilections for violence were more extreme than the Russian mob was accustomed to dealing with, or able to tolerate.
So, Sergei tried to bribe Bishop, but this too failed for Bishop was only allegedly dishonest. He was admittedly in bed with the bad guys. But he wasn't one of them. It was why so many disreputable parties trusted Bishop.
Sergei found a more receptive person in Little Bob. The latter was smarting from being passed over for control of a company that was founded with his father's money.
Little Bob's incentive to do business with Sergei only increased as the fortunes of Boeing faltered, and the value of his inheritance dropped. He wanted and needed to do business with the Russians. But both men were stymied until the Bishops' marriage blew up.
"I'll speak to my sister," Little Bob told Sergei, "Maybe she knows where Bishop is or how to find him."
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The noise of the El rattling by woke her up. She was lying in a rumpled bed, and there was just a hint of dawn peeping through the windows. A male body was snoring next to her, and she was covered in an assortment of substances. Alas, she'd fallen again.
She recalled that she'd been at the Randolph Tavern the night before. The place was overpriced. But the atmosphere was upscale, and they poured a pretty heavy-handed shot. A bunch of them were sitting together, watching the Cubbies on the TVs behind the bar.
The Cubs were playing Pittsburgh, which should have been a walkover. But Bryant booted a hot grounder into left field and the Buccos on first and second romped all the way home. She'd played third base for four years at Northwestern, and it made her nuts. So, she was perhaps a bit colorful in describing the man's sexual predilections and questionable ancestry.
That little meltdown attracted the attention of a hot looking corporate player who sidled over and asked her why she was so critical of the poor man. "Poor??!! Do you have any idea how much money he's getting paid to fuck up a simple ground ball?"