What follows is our joint submission for the "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" challenge. Some of you who are older (ancient) may recognize that this submission was inspired by the classic Hollywood film "It Happened One Night." Which means that we changed the characters, swapped the sexes, seriously altered the plot, and wrote a whole new story, but we thought about the film while we were trashing it. So as the Hollywood pitchmen would say: It's exactly like "It Happened One Night" except on a train and .... Thanks to Bebop and Nora for giving us a chance.
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"Listen you little shit. You need to get off your ass and do something."
Sergei Petrokof was not a man known for his patience, and once again, Robert Loftis, Jr. (little Bob) was the object of his ire. Sergei's anger wasn't due to Little Bob's actions. Little Bob was just a surrogate for Jason Bishop, Bob's brother-in-law; which really wasn't fair. Since little Bob hated Bishop too.
Bishop had jumped the almost two year surveillance leash that the Russians had on him, and Sergei rightly thought that was a problem. "Look, Sergei, we're locked down in a Paris hotel by this virus thing. What can Elizabeth do? You got people in New York. Use them."
"This is your fault. You promised me two years ago that she would get me my share of the company."
"And you will. It just depends on my getting control."
"You said that two years ago."
"Yes, but NOW my sister is prepared to file for divorce. The minute she does, the Judge will award her the majority of Bishop's shares."
When Big Bob Loftis and his son-in-law, Jason Bishop, bought Five Borough Partners out from under the control of Sergei and his Russian mobsters, they'd walked off with assets that were initially purchased with the Russian's laundered money.
Now those assets were worth many times what Loftis and Bishop had paid for them. On paper, it was thirty billion, but there was probably much more. The Russians wanted their share back with interest, and Little Bob wanted to be free of his brother-in-law.
The current problem resulted from the recent death of Robert Loftis Senior. Knowing his liver cancer was going to kill him, Big Bob left his assets equally to his two children. He had sold his company, Precision Aeronautics, to the Boeing Corporation for two billion dollars. Boeing paid half in their own stock and the balance in a long-term note.
It had been a considerable fortune at the time. Boeing was doing well, and the agreement seemed a win for all sides, but things had changed for Boeing, and the Loftis children's inheritance had all but disappeared.
The elder Loftis also owned forty-five percent of Loftis & Bishop realty. The balance was held by Bishop until his father-in-law died. Big Bob left fourteen percent of Loftis & Bishop to each of his two children and the balance of sixteen percent to his son-in-law in trust for his grandchildren.
This last bequest put Bishop in control of Loftis & Bishop and all its assets. With only twenty-eight percent of the shares between them, the brother and sister had no say in the control or operation of the company and could not, under New York Law, seek a dissolution of it. So, they were powerless, and even worse, Little Bob could not get into the money laundering business with Sergei.
Sergei tried to intimidate Bishop. But the Brooklyn raised Bishop was not susceptible to threats. So, Sergei backed his threats with action. Bishop's secretary was accosted in the street on her way home from work. A lock of her hair was cut, and the next day it arrived in a Fed-ex box marked personal.
A week later, Sergei received a Fed-ex box. When the box was opened, they found the right hand of the man who had cut the secretary's hair.
Sergei got the message. Bishop had friends whose predilections for violence were more extreme than the Russian mob was accustomed to dealing with, or able to tolerate.
So, Sergei tried to bribe Bishop, but this too failed for Bishop was only allegedly dishonest. He was admittedly in bed with the bad guys. But he wasn't one of them. It was why so many disreputable parties trusted Bishop.
Sergei found a more receptive person in Little Bob. The latter was smarting from being passed over for control of a company that was founded with his father's money.
Little Bob's incentive to do business with Sergei only increased as the fortunes of Boeing faltered, and the value of his inheritance dropped. He wanted and needed to do business with the Russians. But both men were stymied until the Bishops' marriage blew up.
"I'll speak to my sister," Little Bob told Sergei, "Maybe she knows where Bishop is or how to find him."
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The noise of the El rattling by woke her up. She was lying in a rumpled bed, and there was just a hint of dawn peeping through the windows. A male body was snoring next to her, and she was covered in an assortment of substances. Alas, she'd fallen again.
She recalled that she'd been at the Randolph Tavern the night before. The place was overpriced. But the atmosphere was upscale, and they poured a pretty heavy-handed shot. A bunch of them were sitting together, watching the Cubbies on the TVs behind the bar.
The Cubs were playing Pittsburgh, which should have been a walkover. But Bryant booted a hot grounder into left field and the Buccos on first and second romped all the way home. She'd played third base for four years at Northwestern, and it made her nuts. So, she was perhaps a bit colorful in describing the man's sexual predilections and questionable ancestry.
That little meltdown attracted the attention of a hot looking corporate player who sidled over and asked her why she was so critical of the poor man. "Poor??!! Do you have any idea how much money he's getting paid to fuck up a simple ground ball?"
He'd spotted her the minute he walked in the door. She was sitting with a bunch of Gen Y hipsters who had "internet dweeb" written all over them. They were around a couple of pulled-together tables that were littered with glasses and bar snacks. At six-one and a hundred and ninety well-proportioned pounds, he normally had his pick of the litter, and he chose this one for tonight.
She was hot, in a tomboy-turned-curvy-woman kind of way, a little shorter than medium height, perhaps five-five, and he couldn't exactly evaluate her body since she was sitting down. But he really liked what he saw up top.
She had all the earmarks of an Irish Colleen, amazingly thick copper hair cascaded in ringlets past her shoulders, a classic heart-shaped face pointed chin and gorgeous high cheekbones with a dusting of freckles.
But her eyes were her real gift. They were huge, emerald green, and dancing with merriment, intelligence, and something else. She had a long Irish nose and the widest, most expressive mouth, her lips were pure sex.
Those lips were currently yelling, "Come on, you pussy!!! You gotta pick those up!!!" Then, she launched into a profanity riddled tirade that questioned everything from the player's sexual orientation to his mother's many anonymous lovers.
He slid into the chair next to her and said, "Why are you being so hard on the guy? That was a really hot shot." She turned to look at him appraisingly and said, "He shoulda been crouched on the pitch, not standing up with his arms hanging down like an orangutan."
Then she stopped and added speculatively, "And what brings you to this place, Mr. hotshot MBA?" That was intimidating. He was supposed to be the one with the hook-up line, not her. He wasn't used to being dragged back to his own place for sex.
He looked hesitant. So, she slid her chair back, stood up, and said casually, "Do you happen to have a place nearby?"
This wasn't any frail little thing. She was busty and long waisted, with a no-nonsense body that screamed carnal delight. She was wearing tight jeans that showed off long legs and a beautiful round ass, and her throwback Ron Santo jersey was stuffed full of boobs.
He kind of stuttered, "I'm in the Randolph Tower." He could see that the location impressed her. She said, "That's convenient. It's right upstairs." Then she turned and walked out the door. She knew he'd follow.
He had a one-bedroom apartment facing the elevated tracks on Wells. She ripped his shirt open and began kissing his chest before he had even gotten the door closed. They didn't bother to turn on the lights, as they wrestled their way into the bedroom.
Naked, she had a beautiful body, narrow in all the right places and full where it counted. Before he had slipped off his shoes, she had unzipped him, fished it out and gobbled it. The moment she had him ready, she lay back invitingly. Her loud gasp preceded a lingering cry of satisfaction as he slipped into her snug furnace.
What followed was a moaning, groaning, back-scratching one-night-stand for the ages. She was uncommonly strong for a partner. So, he held nothing back. She came loudly two or three times before he yelled, "Unnnnhhhh, Ahhh!!" and filled her up.