"All Rise," called out the Bailiff, as she entered through the side door and into the courtroom. "The Superior Court of Connecticut, Hartford County, Section C is in session, the Honorable Josephine Ward is presiding."
My first thought was 'Honorable...my ass', however my Attorney's dagger like fingernails were mere inches from my wrist. She had the uncanny ability to know when I was thinking something stupid and would press her nails into the most sensitive nerve-endings in my wrist, putting me in an incredible state of pain. She was worth every penny I was paying her.
It was a travesty that the divorce had not been finalized. I had an iron-clad postnuptial agreement that had been in effect for three years, after I caught Pam on a date with her married boss. This time, I also had audio, visual and telecommunication proof from a top private investigator. The only sticking point was custody of our now sixteen-year-old daughter. Unless the mother was serving eight life-time sentences as a serial murderer, Judge Ward gave full custody to the mother.
Jennifer, our daughter, was as devastated as I was, when we learned about her mother's budding romance with her boss. Like her mother, she begged and pleaded to keep our family together. After a three-month separation and almost eight thousand dollars to an investigator, I was confident that the fling had not reached the physical stage. I was content to get her boss fired for expensing meals with my wife.
This time it was all-out war and Jennifer was on my side. She had come home sick from school and found her mother fucking a neighbor in our guest room.
Jennifer told me. I hired the same private investigator for a second time and had our house, computers and phones bugged with surveillance gadgets.
The Dishonorable Judge Ward had ordered us to attend eight counseling sessions. After three sessions, the counselor reported that the divorce should be granted. The Judge's response? "When I order eight sessions, I want you to attend eight sessions."