This is my second story...the first deals with the time I was seduced by one of my former students. All names have been changed.
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I wasn't looking forward to 10 days in a cabin with my wife and her coworker friends with their spouses. My wife had fallen in with them and their views shortly after we got married, and they were all extremely conservative; prim and proper. The ladies were all teachers, like my wife, and several of the men worked together as construction workers. They all went to the same church. I didn't attend, something that set me apart from them almost immediately. Victoria and Rich (the leaders of the proverbial pack), Amy and Kevin, Susan and Joe, and finally Amanda and Aaron.
They all looked down their noses at me.
Some of the women were at least eye candy. Susan was a redheadβI've always had a thing for redheads--, Amanda was cute in a girl next door sort of way. But the looker of the bunch was Victoria. She had found out she had a barren womb shortly after marriage and turned her nightmare into a wet dream for men around her. She became a workout freak. She ran several miles before work and did weight training after work, channeling her frustrations into a passion.
She delighted in having men stare at her, smiling her pixie-faced smile and saying "thank you" graciously after every compliment. She was a goodie two shoes, though. She would never stray from her "manly man" husband, Rich.
Rich was a dick.
He was a high school bully that inherited his father's construction business, had other people do his work (mainly his other high school friends, who were now his co-workers, and coincidentally, on this trip). He frequently gave me condescending looks, or whispered something to his friends, who would subsequently burst out laughing, looking directly at me.
Bullying all over again.
I was bullied quite a bit in high school, being into theatre in a small town meant that the jocks thought I was gay. Their girlfriends knew better.
Being in the theatre, and getting paid to be a leading man, I have to keep in shape. I take every kind of gym class that's available to me, andβif I must admitβI'm pretty ripped. I use it to my advantage, fucking as many women as I can. I'm in a fairly loveless marriage, but I don't want to put my kids through the divorce hell I went through with my parents, so I stay with her and get my jollies on the side. I'm betting that my wife knows...and, honestly, I don't care.
The second night of the trip, everyone had decided to play some cards. I kept my mouth shut while we were playing, and wasn't drinking as much as some of the other guys. Being an actor, I was good at bluffing, and soon had all the money in the pot, much to the chagrin of the other guys. With tomorrow being a long day of shopping (yippee!) three of them had since gone to bed, only Rich, Aaron, Victoria, and my wife were still awake, me being the only somewhat sober one of the bunch.
When I had won the last hand, Rich grunted "Fucking queer" as he got up from the table.
I put up with a lot of that in High School, but I didn't anymore.
"Many of my friends who are gay are more of a man than you'll ever be," I replied.
"The fuck did you just say to me, fag?" he asked, wheeling on me.
"Basically I called you a little fucking pansy, bitch." I replied. Now I was having fun.
Rich advanced on me, but Victoria got in the between us, and, while giving me a horrible look, said "Let's get to bed, baby, he's not worth it." He slowed and stopped, turned, and mumbling, staggered off to bed. For a moment, I thought I saw something in Victoria's eyes, something that was akin to pleading for help, but I did have some beers, or maybe it was just her being drunk.
While getting ready for bed, my wife asked "Why do you always have to embarrass me in front of my friends?"
I stood dumbfounded. Apparently she thinks calling people fags is just fine. Another in a long list of reasons why I fuck any woman I canβincluding her mother (a story for another time).
"Please stay here tomorrow. I don't want you to go with us."
"Fine," I reply. "I can get some writing done, without the hassle of avoiding fights with these fuckers."
I get to sleep pretty quickly, and sleep in, hoping to find them all gone when I get up.
It didn't work. I woke up to hear the hustle and bustle of everyone getting ready, and once it subsides, I come out of the bedroom and go downstairs to prepare some coffee. Everyone is gone, so why bother with clothes?
I walk downstairs, casually enter the kitchen and I hear a woman scream "WHAT THE...?"
Victoria is there, in her robe. Shielding her eyes from my God-given "talent."
"Jesus, sorry," I reply. "I thought I was alone." Noticing that she stole a second glance, I made no attempt to cover up.
"I'm not feeling well, so I decided to stay home. Please go put some clothes on."