"I thought you were going to stain the deck this morning," Jen yelled from the kitchen.
"I just did the railings so don't touch them when you come out. I made some screwdrivers. They're in a pitcher in the fridge."
"Awwwww, that's why I married you," she said as she came through the sliding door. "Here's two woodworking magazines that came in the mail for you. The rest is mine."
"What did you get?"
"The usual junk. Here's a bill, someone wanting money, flyers from every store at the mall, hmmmm, what's this?"
"Looks like an invitation," I said.
Jen opened the envelope and stared at it, "Oh my god."
"Did your niece finally find a guy to marry?" I jokingly said.
Jen whacked me across the shoulder and laughed. "No, it's from one of my classmates in college. She's having a Happy Clown reunion."
"A what?"
"My senior year at college Colleen Benson threw a Happy Clown party for her roommate who was getting married. It's a bachelorette party where this guy parades around the room in a clown costume and teases all the girls before unzipping his outfit and offering his dick to anyone who wants it. Of course we were all half in the bag so everyone's pawing at him to get a piece. Then his four clown helpers come out and circulate until everybody got what they want."
"You're kidding!" I said in amazement.
"No. I guess she had so much fun at the first one, fourteen years ago, she wants to do it again."
The two of us could hardly catch our breath we were laughing so hard.
"So, are you going to go?" I asked.
"I don't think so," Jen replied rolling her eyes.
"Why not?"
"You mean you don't mind me traveling over one hundred miles to suck on some guys cock?"
"Is that what you did at the first one?"
"Well, yea. That was long before I met you," she said.
"Jeez, I'd like to see that. Maybe I can get a wig and we can go together," I laughed.
"You mean you want to watch me suck off a stranger? Of course if you went you'd have to suck off one of the clowns also. That, I wouldn't mind seeing."
"Well, I don't know about that," I responded.
"What? You watching me or me watching you?"
"You watching me. I didn't know you had a thing for watching gay sex."
"What is it with you guys? Two girls get it on and you sit there pie eyed pulling your peckers, yet when two guys get in on .........Well, don't you think we girls might enjoy it?"
"Honestly, I never really thought about it," I answered. "So you'd be turned on if you saw me sucking on some guy's cock?"
Jen thought for a second. "Yea, I would. You want another drink? "
"I'm all set for now," I answered.
Jen walked back into the kitchen while I thumbed through one of my woodworking magazines. She returned in a few minutes with a fresh screwdriver in one hand and her laptop in the other.
"Well, what do you think?" she said looking at me.
"About what?"
Jen turned her laptop around showing a picture of a guy sucking another guy's dick. "Of course you'd have to swallow when he's done," she smiled.
"Jeeze, I don't know. Do you really want to see me do that?" I responded.
"Are you kidding? It would have me wet in a heartbeat. Do you remember the night you came in my mouth and then I snowballed it into your mouth? You said you liked it and........... "
"No, I said it wasn't too bad," I interrupted.
"And how many times have you eaten my pussy after you came in me?"
I just shrugged my shoulders, unable to answer.
"So, would you do it for me?"
"Yea, I guess I would if I knew I was pleasing you," I said.
"Thank you," Jen nodded. Boy! It takes a lot to get an honest answer out of you."
I laughed and accepted the fact that she won her argument.
The rest of the day, I will admit, I thought about the idea of fulfilling Jen's fantasy. Jen and I had been married for eight years and I never knew this was something that got her excited. Even if I went along with it, where would we find a guy willing to take part? I really don't know anyone who's gay or even bi and I don't think she knows of anyone either. Maybe it's just one of those fantasies she thinks of from time to time and wouldn't actually go through with it.
I guess I was wrong. Right after we got into bed that night Jen rolled over to me and started massaging my cock and balls.
"Well, she said after a few minutes. Any ideas on how we're going to do it?"
"Do What?" I asked.
"You know what I'm talking about. You must have been thinking about it. You were hard before I started stroking you," she smiled.
"Yea, I was but I have no idea how to go about this."
Jen turned her head toward me. "Have you ever fantasized about another guy fucking me?"
"I remember watching a porn movie with you and you said you wouldn't mind taking on that cock after the guy dropped his pants and exposed his huge dick. After that I would sometimes try to picture you with another guy while I jerked off."
"You jerked off without me?" she yelled.
"Calm down!" I only do it when you're away for a few days."
"Alright, you're forgiven. "She pouted. "I got a few ideas if you want to hear them."
"Why not, since I haven't come up with anything."
"Well, I could just put an ad out on line for some guy that's bi to join us. Or I could put out an ad for someone to show my cuckold husband how to do it right."
"You want to cuckold me?" I said in a shocking manner.
"Think about it," she answered. "If I cuckold you I get to watch you suck him to get him hard. You'll get to watch me get fucked by another guy and then you can clean up the both of us before he leaves! If I just get some bisexual guy he'll probably want to hang around and socialize all night."
"So I just pretend you're treating me like an asshole."
"Yea. You're a good actor. Weren't you in the drama club at school?"
"Oh yea! I had a bit part in my high school's version of Oklahoma though I don't seem to remember any scenes where a guy was giving blow jobs."
"Well, this could be the start of a whole new career."
"Oh brother. Listen, let me think about this. Do you think we could pull this off without laughing the guy out of the room?" I asked.
"I never laugh when I'm horny," Jen answered.
Two days later Jen came out on the deck where I was grilling shrimp for dinner. She was carrying a handful of papers from her printer. "Well, what do you think? I got nine replies to my ad so far." she said.
"I didn't know you put an ad out there."
"Hey, why waste time," she stated as she fumbled through the papers. "Here it is."
"Go in and get some plates and we can eat out here while I check these out."
I read the ad first:
Hubby caught cheating on me. Now I'm cheating on him.