Good morning Mr. and Mrs. Anderson! Nice to meet you! Please call me Emily!
I think you are here for my sexual counseling because you have problems with your intimate life. Let's get to the point.
Mr. Anderson, please explain what the problem is exactly!
Ooh... ugh... the problem is... with... my... I think... with... my...size.
Please describe it much more precisely than that. And please be firm! After all, you're a man, aren't you?
Our problem is with his penis size! It's...
Mrs. Anderson, I want to hear that from your husband!
My... penis... is...... is not...as big as my wife wants it to be.
Please don't talk in riddles. Say it directly!
My... penis is small. ๐ฃ
See, it wasn't that hard!
Yeah, like his pathetic pee-wee! ๐
Ms. Anderson, I know that you are frustrated, but please let me do my job. I promise you that you will be very pleased soon.
Mr. Anderson. Saying the problem out loud is an essential part of the therapy. So I want you not to mumble or hesitate. Whatever I ask, I expect a firm answer from you.
Understand?
Yes!
That's fine!
Now! Tell me how "small" your penis is?
In inches. And don't tell me you don't know because I know that men are used to measuring it. Each of them! You know, that's my job! ๐
3.15
Oh for God's sake! ๐
In a whole sentence.
Like: my penis is... blah-blah... small. Come on, you can do it! And say it loudly!