This is my sixth installment on my first submission. I would like to thank Redwing2655, LKHooker, and MarionRed for their editing help. I hope you enjoy.
***** Saturday 10/28/2006 *****
Hello, my name is Paul Beckson. I found out that my wife Tonya was having an affair ten days ago. My wife had also given me Chlamydia. Last week, my marriage was annulled, and I have been trying to rebuild my life. I am living in an old airstream travel trailer on a ten acre farm that I inherited, and building a workshop to start a private craft business in art glass.
Unknown to most people, I have about a fifteen week paid leave of absence from my work, to get my life back in order. I can also use my vacation leave, but I have to complete the first level yellow belt in Jujitsu during that time, in order to keep my job. I have a black belt in Kempo, and I also train and compete in Kendo (Sword fighting). Getting a Yellow belt should be a snap, unless you piss off your instructor, like I did.
I went to my morning Kendo practice, and found that I was still stiff. I usually use the indoor soaking pool after a workout, but today, I decided to go to the outdoor bath and use the fluminarium channel. The Himaki hot spring has a large output of heated spring water. The nearby creek is diverted into a channel, and enough heated spring water is added to heat the combined water to 105 degrees. You enter the channel of water, or flume, and can soak as the water flows by you. One can lean into the heated running water, and have it loosen stiff muscles.
There were more women on the "communal" side of the bath today, so I assumed that there wasn't enough water to keep both sides working. The bath is clothing optional, and there is a women's side and a communal side. The men have to use the communal side, and women, for modesty reasons, usually use the women's side. It's late October, and my guess is that the creek water is so cold, that only one fluminarium could be supported.
Most patrons who use the bath are nude, but carry a towel. The towel is used to cover ones privates until they are in the water. The towel is usually folded up and placed on top of the head, or wrapped around the hair. Even though I am in a place with many other naked people, I rarely see any frontal nudity.
As I looked around, I thought about the two pieces of paper that my boss Richard gave me. I was working at Morton Packaging, until I got into a scuffle in the parking lot, and hit a guy. Now I have to get a yellow belt in a soft martial art so that I can prove that I can defend myself without hitting anyone. Even though I was technically fired, many people thought I had behaved gallantly by defending a woman who was being sexually harassed.
Each paper had a name and number of a woman who wanted me to call them. I recognized Becky from customer support, but I could not put a face on Motoko. I wondered if she could be looking at me right now. We could be naked in this outdoor bath, and looking at each other. I was a little leery about being set up by Richard on two blind dates, but I decided to give it a chance. I was now off the antibiotics for Chlamydia, and I could consider myself clean.
Thanks to two women, Mary and Sherri, I had learned a bit about making love to a woman. I was willing to try out my new lovemaking skills, but I also didn't want to catch anything. I decided my first rule was no one-night stands, I had to know the woman first. I was not sure if I wanted to be dating exclusively, but that seemed like a good second rule. A third rule I thought of was to only date women with the intension of marriage. I though about my initial idea, which was to try out the skills that I had learned form Mary and Sherri, and all three rules seemed to conflict with the original intent. I could date a few times, practice a few times, and then adhere to the rules.
I had pondered enough about the two numbers, and I decided to act. I went to the locker room and got dressed. I pulled out the two numbers, and I decided to call the one I knew first, Becky. Becky said "yes", but for lunch and a movie tomorrow. I called Motoko next, and she said that she would be happy to go out to dinner with me, tonight. We agreed on Italian.
The dinner went well, and I let Motoko do most of the talking. She was an area associate in sales, and knew that I had landed the McGreggor account for Morton. She told me about watching the fight in the parking lot, and how brave she thought I was to stand up to those disgusting men. I gave recount of the fight from my perspective for her, but I insisted that she give her description to me. It was nothing like what my lawyer, Carol Bernstein, had described to me when we watched the video. It was clear that Motoko felt that I had done a great service to all the women who worked at Morton Packaging.
Once I got her started, she talked briefly about almost any topic, and then would ask my opinion. I have heard that the most powerful pick up line in the world is "Tell me about yourself," and it appears to be true. Honest attention does more to move a woman's heart then any amount of flattery. Motoko kept the conversation active, by pausing and asking me questions, too. I wouldn't go into my annulment, and told her it was too soon to talk about it. I didn't want to open freshly healed wounds, and she understood. I also figured out that she probably knew that I had received a bonus check, so I had the impression that Motoko might be a gold digger.
We talked about a second date, and Motoko suggested Japanese. When I balked at the idea of eating raw fish, Motoko argued that sushi wasn't the only type of Japanese food. She insisted on cooking a traditional Japanese meal called Tonkatsu, a pork dish somewhat like chicken fried steak, with a plum sauce.
I drove her home, and she invited me in. I refused, but I did offer a kiss goodnight. I embraced her and held her for a moment before lowering my head. As we kissed, I ran my hand from the small of her back up to the nape of her neck, and stroked tenderly as I gently pressed my lips against hers. After a minute I broke off the kiss, and held her close. As I walked back to my car, I could swear I heard a squeal from behind the door.
***** Sunday 10/29/2006 *****
I walked around on the slab, and tried to imagine the workshop. I now had a 30-foot-by-50-foot base of concrete that would be cured enough to erect the walls in four days. I would at least get to see the workshop shell go up before I left for the Northwest.
I kept myself busy in the morning with a tiller. I turned a section of soil to make a garden. I also walked about on the lower floodplain and noticed a lot of low branches. I had let the farm go natural, and now that I was going to live here, I needed to start taking care of the trees.
***** *****
I now remember why I was always leary about going out on a blind date. Becky chattered nonstop. It wasn't like Motoko, who tried to keep an exchange of information going. This was a woman who loved to hear herself! What was worse, we agreed on a movie at the Megaplex 3 that was 40 miles away. I listened to Becky chat as I drove to the restaurant, and then listened while we ate lunch. She did keep quiet during the movie, but we were almost halfway back home, and my patience was growing weak. Trying to change the subject seemed to just revitalize her. When I gave her a new topic to talk about, she would get excited, and have a wonderful story about what had happened to her.
I wanted a break, just for a little while. Maybe if I kept quiet, she might talk herself out. I just needed to get this date over with. I needed something to break up the incessant drabble coming out of her mouth, and then my cell phone rang.
I picked up the phone, and felt a quandary. It would be rude of me to interrupt her talking to answer the phone, but the call might be important. I looked at the caller, and figured out that I was trapped. I decided to take the lesser of two evils this time. I pulled over, motioned to Becky to give me a moment, and I answered the phone.
"Hello Tonya, what can I help you with?"
"Paul, can you come over for a little bit."
"Tonya, it's Sunday evening, can't this wait?"
"Well, I though you might want your dresser."
"Is that it? You want me to come over on a Sunday night and pick up my dresser?"
"Well, yes."
"And ..."
"Well, if it's not too much trouble, the toilet is leaking again."
"We're not married anymore, Tonya. You need to call a plumber and pay him to fix it."
"Well, Paul, it's just that it's Sunday evening, and it's very hard to find a plumber on a Sunday evening. Can you come over, please? You can pick up your dresser if you wish."
I let a deep sign. "OK, I'll come over, and I'll stop the leak," and hung up. At least it gave me an excuse to end the date quickly.
Damn! I was thinking that this was over! I was no longer married to Tonya, but I still had to deal with her crap. I should have let the phone go to voice mail. I pulled back on the road, and got Becky dropped off, and went back to the farm to pick up tools, and change clothes.
***** ******
The toilet tank was leaking. The rubber washers at the bottom of the tank had shifted again, and water was dribbling onto the floor. I turned off the cutoff valve and flushed the water out of the tank. I started loosening the bolts holding the tank on, and then pulled the tank off. I examined the washers, and found that one of them had been cut. I felt around of the tank, and found a chip in the porcelain. I could get another washer, but it would eventually get cut too.
"The tank has a chip in it. It's going to have to be replaced. I can get a new one tomorrow at Henning's Building Supply. You will have to use the other bathroom tonight."
I mopped up the floor, and went over to the dresser. It was still in good shape, and didn't match the rest of the bedroom furniture. What I saw was the deceit that Tonya had shown to me by stocking the house with new furniture just prior to divorcing me. The dresser was just another throwaway item to her, just like our marriage.
We took out the drawers, and carried them to the detached garage. We then hauled the empty carcass of the dresser into the garage. The dresser wouldn't fit into my car, so I figured that I would have to call Mary and Sherri, and see if they would help me out again.