This is my forth installment on my first submission. This chapter is from the point of view of Paul Beckson's lawyer, Carol Bernstein. I hope you enjoy.
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I walked out to my car and got in. It was late, and I wanted to go home. It had been a long, but profitable day. The cell phone rang again. I really didn't want to talk, but I picked it up and answered it, anyway.
"Hello, this is Paul Beckson's cell phone. How may I help you?"
"Who the hell are you, slut?"
"Why hello, Tonya. This is Carol Bernstein, Paul's blood sucking lawyer. And I wish I could say that I am recording this, but I am not. Oh, well, so much for filing charges against you."
"What are you doing with Paul's phone, and where's Paul?"
"My my, so many questions. I have Paul's phone because I am doing my job, and protecting Paul. Paul is in a hotel room right now, and I am hoping he is not tearing it apart, and dwindling down that little nest egg that you two built together. Do I get to ask you some questions?"
You can if you tell me if Paul is OK? How is his knife wound?"
I was starting to get irritated at this one sided conversation. I was giving information, and getting nothing in return. I was ready to call it a day, but I decided try once more time to see if I could get something useful out of this phone call. I tried again, but I was about to lose my patience with this woman.
"Tonya, there is no knife wound. The jerk, Lenny Goodwin, missed on his first swing, and Paul took the guy down with his return blow. Thank you, for your concern about my client."
"You're welcome."
OK. She was at least polite to me. Now, to dangle a carrot in front of her. "I have the parking lot video of "the incident" on my laptop, and I could show it to you, if you would like."
"Yes, I would."
"It would help me to know what you wanted to do that this point. Do you want to try and patch up your marriage, or, do you want to separate from Paul, and move on with your life. I could show you the video, if you would be willing to answer a few questions."
"Not unless you bring Paul with you."
"OK Tonya, it been nice talking to you." I hung up. I knew Paul was in no condition to start dealing with Tonya face to face, and I really just wanted to go home to my husband, and fuck his brains out. Paul had called me earlier this evening and ruined a romantic dinner that I was giving George in celebration of the settlement that I had received earlier today. I had just dipped my toes into the chocolate and George was licking it off when the phone rang. I almost didn't answer it, until I saw that it was the benefactor of my settlement.
I dressed so quickly that I almost forgot to remove the strawberries from my vagina!
I looked over that the folder that I had taken from Paul. I knew Tonya's Lawyer, and I couldn't believe that Joyce had actually opened up the negotiations with such a lopsided settlement. I knew she was a man hating bitch but this was insane. The house was undervalued to the point that the equity was zero, Tonya's stock was excluded, and Paul's piece of floodplain was included and way overvalued. Tonya was to get 65% of the assets and Paul was going to pay one sixth of his take home pay in alimony. It all looked rather simple on paper, and I knew that the party with the lower income is sometimes given more money to "cushion" the adjustment to single life, but this was ridiculous!
When I drew up my counter offer, I did it knowing that Paul was fired, so to speak, and now HE was the party with the lower income. I then flipped the settlement back on them. I used their estimate of the house, but I gave it to Paul. I excluded Paul's farm, and included Tonya's stock, and I asked for 65% of the assets for Paul. Paul had asked me to go for alimony, so I asked for half of Tonya's take home pay; after all, Paul was unemployed, and Tonya was now the sole provider! I knew it would never fly, but I wanted Joyce to see how lopsided her claim was.
Paul originally was wanting do to an even split, but he had also outlined a scorch and burn option. After Tonya had Paul served in front of her lover at the football game, I was starting to understand why he had put forth such an option. Paul had been scarred emotionally by Tonya's callousness, and I wanted to see Paul heal quickly from this. I was going to try and avoid the scorch and burn option at all costs. I wanted Tonya and Paul to separate on good terms, because I knew that Paul would heal faster and move on with his life, if he did.
Paul's cell phone rang again. Damn! I still wanted to go home to George!
"Hello, Paul Beckson's cell phone. How may I help you?"
"Carol, you have a lot of nerve to do this to Tonya!"
"Why, Hello Joyce! It's good to hear from you!"
"How can you expect anyone to sign this piece of crap!"
"Well Joyce, I just reversed what you did, and gave it back to you. SO, how DID you expect my client to sign such a piece of crap!"
"And this severance package! How could you let Paul sign his right to sue for wrongful termination away! From what Tonya is telling me, Paul was a hero, not a villain. I can't believe how incompetent you were."
"Slander will get you nowhere Joyce. Would you like to sit down and talk?"