This is a story about a married woman who has sex with someone other than her husband with no crazy revenge. If that kind of story isn't your thing, you are welcome to look away.
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I was dealing with the valet parking guy, so I wasn't able to apply my usual block. My wife needs a blocker, or at least a body guard, whenever she goes out in public, and that's one of my jobs.
Kristen is a hot girl. When I say that, I'm not just doing the usual husband, "my wife is pretty cause I love her" thing. My wife is universally known in our small county to be the hottest woman around by far. She's just 23 years old and been out of college for almost two years. She was a beauty queen, but chose not to be a cheerleader for two rather large reasons that are attached to her chest. She is the dream queen of every man, young and old. I know that because many are not shy in saying it. Right to my face. Almost daily.
My wife is statuesque at 5'9" with long honey blond hair. She has fine features and a gorgeous face. Her skin is perfect, and she is without blemish. She has long athletic legs and huge perfect breasts. And not just big hangers either. No, they're these amazing 34GG babies with tiny pink nipples that defy the laws of physics and human biology. It's a pretty picture, is it not?
My young wife, with all her charms, is also very smart and accomplished. She has a degree in graphic design and works for a local agency. She is used to fending off aggressive men like a star running back with stiff arms and quick moves, but she occasionally needs me to throw a block. And that's what I just missed doing.
We had gone out for our first anniversary dinner at one of the best restaurants in town. We had dressed up for the occasion and she had on a little white dress that showed off both her amazing legs and astounding cleavage. I honestly had trouble keeping my eye on the road on the way over, and she found that very funny. She commented about wanting to look nice for me, but not be so distracting that I have an accident.
As I got the ticket stub from the valet, I looked up in time to see my sexy wife being hugged by the town lecher, Coach Stevens. He had been the Head PE teacher and assistant football coach in our little football town all my life. We had many head coaches, but just one "Coach." For as long as I could remember, he had been known as the town playboy, running though a number of wives and scandals. Yet the team kept winning, and he kept his job. At one time he was a big time college linebacker, but at 55, he was now run to fat and balding. Clearly he was no longer the ladies' favorite he once had been and time had not been good to him. He now turned more stomachs than heads. And Kristen felt no differently. In fact, she despised him and the football blockheads like him.
Accept me. I was a star wide receiver and one of the coach's "boys." He loved me. Always a nice thing to say. Always a compliment. Always a warm reminiscence of some game we won. I actually liked the old guy. After all, I spent most of my youth trying to please him in a classroom or on a football field. And hey, I'm a young lawyer in town making my way in the world, and I need all my networks attracting clients. He sends business my way, cause I'm one of his boys.
I rushed up the steps of the restaurant to break up what had to be a scene about ready to explode. The Coach had one paw on the side of Kristen's right beast side cleavage and the other pulling her left ass cheek to grind his groin against hers. I could tell that my lovely wife was about to lose her cool.
I greeted Coach warmly and used a strong handshake to separate my wife from his grasp. He asked if this was a big date, and I told him about our anniversary.
"No shit," he said. "One year already? Let me buy you guys a drink."
That's not necessary," I said, as I felt my wife's temperature rise beside me. But he insisted and led us to the bar in his usual bull-like manner. Kirsten gave me a penetrating stare, but all I could do was shrug.
After drinks were served, Kristen excused herself to the ladies room. I went after her to see if she was alright and caught up to her in the hall.
"Are you OK."
"That sex offender should be locked up. God, he's disgusting."
"Honey!"
"Why do you always defend him? Did you see the way he grabbed my tits and my ass? He's a fucking menace to society."
"Honey, what can I do? He's The Coach."
"If he spoils this evening, I will kill you both." And with a hair flip, she stormed into the ladies room. I returned to the bar to find a smiling Coach.
"Trouble in paradise, huh? Too bad, son. That is one fine piece of ass you married. If you need some help with that, let me know kid. I would love to give her the old 10-incher." He grabbed his crotch in the crudest of ways to make his point.
Yes, I know. No one should let another man talk like that about his wife. But, I had been listening to the Coach's crass talk since I was a boy. Locker room talk. This was tame by what he said about female teachers, cheerleaders or our moms for Christ's sake. I was conditioned to this shit.
"That's what she needs, you know. A big hard one. I've seen the type. Think they're better than us muscle heads. Well, I could show her a thing or two. You're probably way too gentle with her. Slap her around a little every now and then."
"Pardon me Coach, but do you think I should be taking marital advice from you? I mean, how many times were you married?" He laughed. We could always joke with him about that.
"Maybe you're right kid, but I could always keep em happy in bed. That wasn't the problem. Finding me in another bed, now that was a problem." He laughed again just as Kristen returned.
Just then we got a reprieve when the hostess said our table was ready. As we left the bar, he wished us a happy anniversary and pulled my astounded wife into one more hug letting his hand roam to her ass.
After we were seated, and she had calmed down, I asked her to try not to be mad at the Coach. "He was an important influence on me," I reasoned. "He is part of what made me the man you love."
"Ok, but just keep him away from me. I'll break his fucking arm at the elbow if he feels me up again."
The next day, I ran into the Coach again at lunch. He was asking me if my wife's agency did "free stuff'
"You mean pro bono work?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"We are thinking about changing the school mascot and logo."
"I have no idea."
"Well maybe I'll go over their and ask. Who's running that place."
"Marcia Stoddard, I think."
"That the fat one that wanted to be a cheerleader so bad?"
"I don't know, Coach. That may have been before my time. She's around 40 I think."
"So even fatter now you're saying?" He smiled.
"I didn't say any such thing. Don't get me in trouble." He laughed, and we parted ways.
The next night, I came home to a livid wife.
"That pervert friend of yours came to the agency today."
"Which one?" A legitimate question given that most of my friends were ex-football players.
"YOUR Coach! And he wants me to design a new logo for the school. And what's worse Marcia agreed to it. I think she's hot for him, the fat old cow. I think she had an affair with him once and would like to again. It seemed like she would do anything to please him."
"I'm sorry, honey. Maybe it won't be so bad, creating a new logo for your old school."