The Cheating Zone 12: Vows
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Ron Black first appeared in the series, "Better Revenge Through Science," and also played a role in "Revenge in Advance: The New Way."
Some of the events depicted in this story were inspired by recent events.
All episodes of "The Cheating Zone" can be read as separate stories.
For the nit-pickers who want to say this or that would never happen, remember, this is the Cheating Zone, a place outside the normal space-time continuum where literally anything is possible...
Please remember, this is a work of fiction, meaning that it is not real in any way, shape, matter or form.
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Your eyes flit from left to right as you drive down the tree-lined country road, looking for any signs of danger. You look ahead as the headlights pierce the inky blackness of night. There's a signpost up ahead. You've just entered... The Cheating Zone.
(Cue dramatic music.)
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"Are you two sure this is what you want?" the older man said as he held the paper in his hands. He took off his reading glasses and considered the young couple across the desk from him.
"Yes, we are," Zach Greenley said, looking at his fiance, Tabitha Jones, "Tabby" to her friends and family. She smiled as she looked at her man, nodding her head in agreement. The older man shook his head.
"This is... very unusual," he said. "I can't ever recall vows like this being spoken in this church."
"Is there a problem with them? I mean, legally," Tabitha asked.
"Well, technically, no," Pastor Bob said, putting the paper down on his desk. "I personally don't have a problem with them. It's just that, well, there are some who might take offense at this. You know how easily some people can be triggered these days."
"But they're not illegal, right?" Zach asked.
"It's not that they're illegal,
per se
," Bob said. "It's just that we could get into serious trouble with the State Church Commission if someone reports it. We could lose our non-profit status and face monitoring by the state."
"But what if we have a small ceremony?" Tabitha asked. "You know, just close friends and immediate family."
"That might work," Bob said. "Let me consult with the elders and see what they say. We may have to consult with the regional directors as well. Don't get me wrong. I think what you two want is commendable. It's just, well, you know. People talk, and sometimes things get out of hand."
"Please, Pastor Bob," Tabitha said. "Do what you can. Zach and I have always wanted to get married in this church." The older man smiled and nodded his head. He had known them all their lives. He remembered the day when he baptized them right here in this sanctuary. They were such beautiful babies. And here they are now, all grown up and ready to take the most important step in their lives.
"I will, Tabby," he said. "Don't worry, we'll make this work. One way or another."
"Thanks, Pastor Bob," she said. "It would mean so much to both of us."
"One last thing," Bob said. "Have you two been to the county yet?"
"You mean for our license?" Tabby asked.
"Yes," Bob said.
"Not yet," she said.
"Alright," he told her. "I'll call and set up an appointment for you. You know that you'll need to go through the mandated counseling session."
"Yeah, we know," Zach said.
"I'll arrange for that and give you the date," Bob said. They said their goodbyes and Bob Hastings watched as they left, hand-in-hand. He knew they were meant to be together and he wanted their wedding to be memorable. But he was also concerned about the vows they wanted spoken, and the way they wanted to be referred at the end of the ceremony. It was all highly unusual, and could cause a firestorm of controversy. He sighed and picked up the phone.
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"So, where are the two lovebirds?" Megan Morrison asked as she set her cup of tea down.
"They're off to see the pastor about their wedding," Linda Jones said.
"I'll bet you're so excited to finally see them get married," Megan said. "How are things going so far? I'll bet you and your husband are going nuts with all the planning."
"We are excited," Linda said. "I had hoped for a huge community party, but Tabby says she wants something a bit more traditional."
"Oh?" Megan asked. "How traditional?"
"Just something small," Linda said. "Cake, champagne, a light dinner. Maybe a band with some dancing. That sort of thing."
"How boring," Megan said. "What about the bachelorette party?"
"She really doesn't want much," Linda said. "Maybe a small gathering for tea with friends."
"What?" Megan asked, shocked. "Tea? No strippers? No alcohol? What's wrong with that girl?" Linda laughed.
"I don't know," Linda said. "She says she wants to be wide awake and squeaky clean on her wedding night for Zach."
"That's just not normal," Megan asked. "Don't tell me she's still a virgin?"
"Yeah, she says she is," Linda said. "Zach, too."
"At their age?" Megan asked, shocked. "How can that be?"
"I don't know, but she says they are," Linda said. "Doesn't even want a normal bachelorette party. It's downright scandalous. I remember my bachelorette party. God, there were so many dicks I lost count. I must've had a couple dozen orgasms that night. At least that I can recall."
"I know what you mean," Megan said. "I must've swallowed a gallon of cum during my party. My pussy and ass were sore for a week."
"That reminds me," Linda said. "Are you and George going to the big party at the VFW this weekend?"
"Of course," Megan said. "We wouldn't miss it for the world. What about you and Mike?"
"We'll be there," Linda said. "In fact, I plan to win the contest again this year, just like last time. By the way, did you see the notice they sent out?"
"Yeah, I did," Megan said. "No condoms allowed. Promises to be a wild party."
"Yes it does. I can't wait," Linda said.