I am not a happy camper. Literally, I don't enjoy camping. I can tolerate camping in specific circumstances, but those circumstances usually require someone to drag a full one bedroom apartment to a nice lake and park for a night.
I unfortunately, married a rugged man, which means a camping man. It has its perks, don't get me wrong. I like beards, and hands so callused they shred nylons in a stroke like a scissor gliding through wrapping paper, and the general smell of wood always gets me going, whether off a smoker, from a camp fire, or even just in his aftershave.
The trade offs are mostly tolerable. My thigh high budget is significant, the ruggedness did not come with any form of handiness, we usually have to pay for any fixes around the house... but money is one of those things that stopped mattering years ago for us. The only real downside is camping, and I can manage that.
So, we went camping. This was much earlier in our relationship, before he got the 5th wheel, and we weren't dragging the boat out, so we drove out in an oversized jeep, nothing in tow. This was also before we truly started on our adventures together sexually. The sex was (and still is) amazing, but we were still exploring our kinks and limits.
The back was packed with tents, lanterns, backpacks, and coolers with food for the weekend. The middle of the car had some of my bags, a cooler with snacks for the drive, and drinks for the weekend. Up front was me, a tight little tank top, thin like silk and no bra, jeans so short they looked like panties.
The roof was off rolled back, my chair was too. I lounged back, sunglasses on my eyes, feet on dash, soda in hand, and not a thought in my head. I looked around, civilization was fading away behind us, and the scenery was changing. The houses and factories were giving way to old retaining walls, tree lined mountains, and rickety bridges over creeks.
the road was mostly empty, dotted with a car here and there. It was a joyful drive, felt like most people were on their way to vacation too, with their Subarus, RV's, and jet skis dragging behind them, though it could just be projection. We sat high above the traffic, low doors, in almost full view of everyone. I used this time to idly run my hands along my body when passing cars to see if I could catch anyone staring.
Every so often, a horny little driver would start to lock speed and steal glances. I liked to reward this type of behavior. If someone showed true interest, it was time for me to unclasp my seatbelt and dig through the cooler. With a knee on the console, and my head in the backseat, I kept my tightly clothed ass in the air, waving at the fans like a friendly hello. I really made a show of digging for what I wanted as I wagged myself for them.
"I swear you'd die from lack of attention Tinker Bell," He said smiling at me while I crawled my way back into my seat.
"Well then you'd just have to clap for me Peter..." I licked my lips, and gave him a wet kiss on the neck.
"gonna get us into an accident Tink..." He made his serious face. the face that soaks my panties.
We arrived and he went right to work setting up camp; Laying down tarps, screwing telescopic poles into each other and snaking them through fabric. I marveled at how quickly he got to work as I sat on the open tailgate with a hard lemonade in hand doing my job... looking pretty.
The camping spot was on the edge of a small cliff overlooking a river. It was in a proper camp ground so there were tire marks, and lot signs. He always hated the filing cabinet feeling of camp grounds, but .. this one had its charm, and the other spots were empty still after we set up camp. There was still a few hours of sun left, so someone could show up, but it felt a bit like having an airplane row to yourself as the plane was mostly filled.
We decided to explore the area a little. My husband threw on a backpack with some supplies, sprays, rations, and emergency preparations. I swapped out the shorts and tank for a thin yellow sundress that billows out at the bottom and stops just a bit too high. I cracked another drink and followed him, staring at his ass, sunglasses on my head, drink in my hand, and one thought in my head
The trail was simple, flat, and pleasant. judging by the signs we were just walk a short distance to a big loop around a lake. The trails were wide and well marked, no need to wander through any brush or get too close to tall grass or leaves. I could have gone for hours like this.
"I can't go on anymore, we need to stop for a second," I said hearing him huff and sigh.
"water please," I pouted
"so needy" he said as he set down his pack against a tree, "It's in there, Tink" he said pointing at the bag on the ground
"thank you Peter," I teased as I walked by him, may as well have called him daddy.
I bent over from the waist to reach down into the bag. I was hoping for a breeze to help me out, but the dress was short enough on its own that it didn't matter. I knew it worked when I heard the faintest involuntary grunt. Noticeably sexual. Right now he would be staring at the back of my tight legs, and catching a glimpse of my pussy. if not more.
I may not have big boobs. I don't lift, or tan, or go too crazy with make up, but I know one thing... my pussy is perfect, sealed like a clam until it's ready to be fucked and tight like a paper cut. At this angle, it's sitting directly under a fat ass, and a tight little asshole.
"hungry?" I asked, still digging through the bag.
I expected some quips answer, but instead I heard the thud of two knees landing in the dirt behind me, and felt two hands grab me by the thighs and spread me open. He licked slowly up my inner thigh, and down my pussy . His tongue lined its way gently down my slit, until it traced down to the point of the v where my clit was waiting.
He took his time, let his tongue circle it. He let saliva fill his mouth and would just spoon it with his tongue into my slowly opening pussy. I was sopping wet, my pussy was wide open, and my clit was swelling up, and coming peaking out begging for attention. When he finally dived down and buried his lips around my clit, my knees almost gave out.
I threw my hands against the tree for support and moaned, grinding back on his mouth, letting it glide along his tongue from clit to bottom. Just when I was about to cum, he pulled off, like tearing away from a passionate kiss, and jumped back on to my asshole. His tongue was circling my asshole faster and faster, moving deeper and applying pressure until it finally slipped in.
"Don't stop," I groaned while he jammed his tongue deeper until it felt like he got it caught in me.
I could hear his belt unbuckle.
My moans grew louder as it started, the crescendo of an orgasm. It felt like the jet engine turning itself up after the last turn on the runway, when you hear the fire of the fuel burning and now you're about to take off. I pushed back trying to force him deeper. The orgasm starting to spread.