Rick and Rob loaded their golf clubs into their cars. Their foursome had just finished third in the club tournament. Their friend, Alan, another member of the foursome, had already packed up and left. Rick turned to Rob and asked, "Are you going to stop by the house on your way home?"
Rob replied, "You got any beer in the 'fridge?"
"You know it," said Rick.
"I'll race you there," challenged Rob.
Rick looked at Rob's brand new Mercedes C63 AMG sedan, and laughed. "Do you think my Jeep stands a chance against that beast?" he asked.
"Only if you take a shortcut cross country," admitted a smiling Rob.
Rob did beat Rick to his house, and as Rick dropped his clubs in the garage and went inside, he found Rob hugging his wife, Kim in the kitchen.
Rob had his arms around Kim and she was trapped against the granite countertop. Kim was laughing and pushing ineffectually against Rob's chest.
"Help, this strange man is molesting me," she cried. Then she added in a lower voice, as she reached down and cupped Rob's crotch, "He's literally got me between a rock and a hard place."
That caused both men to chuckle, and Rob relented and let Kim go.
Kim stepped away from Rob and gave Rick a quick peck on the lips. "How was your golf match?" she asked.
"Not bad. Our foursome finished third in a field of 12 other teams," Rick replied.
Rob jumped in, "be honest, you played for crap today."
"What?" asked Rick, "I shot an 85. That's only three strokes worse than what you did." He handed Rob a beer from the refrigerator, and opened another for himself.
"Yeah, but you usually give me twice that many strokes when we play together," said Rob.
"I know, my game was off today. I guess I was tired from travelling this week," admitted Rick.
Kim snorted and said, "Tired from travelling? You sure it wasn't those two bimbos in New Jersey that didn't tire you out?"
Rick smiled and replied to Kim, "or maybe it was the way that you attacked me this morning when I told you about them?"
Kim sniffed, "Can I help it if I get horny when I get jealous, and I sure as hell get jealous when you find two bimbos to sleep with on a 'business' trip."
"Oh, I get it now," Rob said to Kim. "You're pushing me away because you rode Rick's wonder stick already this morning."
Turning to Rick, Rob added, "and how come I am hearing about these two babes that you scored from your lovely wife instead of straight from the horse's mouth? I know she gave you a blow by blow description of our date with Max, didn't she? I bet that's what got your motor going so early this morning."
Rick blushed and Kim burst into laughter at Rob's audacity. He had, in fact, guessed the exact chain of events that led to Rick being 5 minutes late for his tee time with Rob that morning.
Kim jumped in to rescue her husband, asking Rob what he wanted to do for the party she was planning for him. "Do you want a sit down dinner or something more informal? Rick and I could cook hamburgs and hot dogs on the grill, or something like that."
Rob thought for a minute and said, "I don't want you two to do all the work. You won't be able to enjoy yourselves if you do. I kind of want to impress my friends, too. How about if I pick up the tab, and you arrange for a caterer?"
"Excellent," said Kim, bouncing up and down on her toes. "What's my budget for this soirée?" Kim loved to plan parties, and seldom got to work on one with the kind of money that Rob could afford to spend.
"Do you think ten grand will be enough?" asked Rob.
Rick choked on his beer at the number, but Kim calmly asked, "How many people do you plan to invite?"
"Well, let's see," Rob said, "maybe fifty or so, with their dates."
"Okay, that gives me a budget of a hundred per head. I am sure we can impress your friends for that kind of money, especially if it's a casual affair. " Kim thought for a minute. With that many people, she could get the food catered as a buffet, and buy the booze and hire a couple of bartenders. She also wanted a DJ, and to set up a tent over most of Rob's massive patio in case of bad weather.
"I'm going to call Wendy at Med and see how much it would be for them to do tapas for us." Wendy was Alan's ex-wife, and Kim's best friend. Med was the Mediterranean tapas bar and restaurant that she ran.
"Let me put some plans together, and I will go over them with you before I commit to anything. Meanwhile, you work on a list of names for me of who you want to invite," she told Rob.
Rob smiled, and grabbed Kim in another hug. "I can't believe you are doing all of this for me.".
Rick snorted, "are you kidding? You just gave her ten thousand dollars to spend. I'm surprised she didn't drop to her knees and blow you right here in the kitchen."
Kim calmly interjected, "I already did that for him when he told me I could throw him a party."
Rob and Rick laughed at Kim's confession.
Rob turned to Kim and gave her a kiss. Kim let it linger, then put her arms around Rob's neck. Rick thought it looked like Rob was going to collect on his ten grand again, but Kim broke the kiss and asked him, "Don't you have a date with that girl, Alison, today?"
"Shit!" exclaimed Rob, glancing at his watch. "I am supposed to pick her up in less than two hours, and I have to get home and shower first."
Kim hustled him out the door so he could go home to change, then she turned to her husband, Rick and asked, "Have I told you lately how much I love you?"
Rick smiled and said, "Yes, but keep telling me. I can never get enough of hearing you say that." Then he took over kissing Kim where Rob left off.
Over the next two weeks, Kim consulted with Rob via email and phone to complete the plans for his party. Since his birthday was coming up in July anyway, Kim had the brilliant idea to make it a birthday celebration. Rob nixed the idea at first, because he didn't want people to feel they had to bring presents. Kim assured him that she would let everyone know that he requested no presents, and she wore him down on the topic until he reluctantly agreed.
Rob gave her a list of over sixty names that his secretary helped him compile across both his personal and business contact lists. Kim was flattered to see that Rick's parents were on the list, along with her own folks. Rob asked her if she was going to need more money because of the extra names, but she assured him that not everyone would be able to come, and she was still well within her budget.
She sent out the invitations and waited for responses. At the two week date before the party, most of Rob's business associates had responded, but only about half of the guests from the friend list had. Kim was happy to see that over ninety percent of those who responded were planning to attend, and set about making calls to get answers from the rest.
The first call she made was to Alan, one of Rob's closest friends, whom she had heard not a peep from.
"Alan, do you know who this is?" Kim demanded when she finally got him on the phone.
"Hey, Kimmy. How are you?" he responded.
"I'm fine," she responded curtly. "Do you know why I am calling?"
"Uh, nope," was Alan's response.
"Didn't you get an invitation from me for Rob's birthday party later this month?" she asked.
"Oh, sure. I am looking forward to it," Alan said. "I figured you would know that I would be there, since I told Wendy I am planning to attend."
Kim groaned. It was just like Alan to fail to follow up. He was an artist, and so laid back that he was comatose sometimes. Kim couldn't figure out how Rob and Alan ever became friends as kids, and even more to the point, how that friendship lasted when they were such different people. Rob was like Rick, in that they were driven, goal oriented adults. Alan was like a big kid.