Albert Haynes wandered slowly through the procurement department looking over each and every one of the staff as they worked. The general hush in the normally noisy room let him know that he was clearly the center of attention. Everyone knew the company was cutting back on its staff and they knew it was Albert Haynes who swung the hatchet. He paused a moment at the head of procurement's office, but finding the office empty he looked up and down the long hallway and the headed back to the elevators.
On his way to his office a number of people said, "Good Morning Mr. Haynes," to which he simply nodded.
When he finally made it to the top floor, he headed directly to his office, growled at his secretary, "Hold all my calls," and then stepped into his office, closing the door behind him. After sitting quietly for about an hour, he picked up the phone, called the head of procurement and asked him to report to him upstairs. It would be a short meeting, the head of procurement would have until the end of the day to clear out his office.
After his short meeting with the former head of procurement, Albert packed up his briefcase told his secretary he was done for the day and he headed home. Home, where he would meet his wife and they would have a relaxing time together playing with his new video equipment. As he drove home he smiled most of the way, thinking of just how he would lay out the entire system.
As he pulled up into his driveway he noticed another vehicle parked in front of his house. Grabbing his briefcase he walked into his house and found his wife and a tall gentleman with a shaved head sipping drinks in the living room. He put down his briefcase, walked over and kissed his wife saying, "Hello, Cathy, you need to introduce me to your friend."
The man stood up held out his hand and said, "Hey I'm Mark. I just want to be sure you're good with this. You are okay with me and your wife?"
"Yes I am Mark, you see my wife and I share a bond that is much deeper than sexual boundaries."
"I don't know, I just know if I had a wife I'd be ready to kill anyone doing what I'm about to do to your wife."