This is a work of fiction; none of these people exist or make a difference anywhere but here. Similarly I have come to the conclusion that most anonymous comment posters inhabit that same dimension. Enjoy.
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The Blanket Policy
A Bit of History
It all started back in the winter of '78. That epic winter featured brutal cold, ass deep snow, and biting winds. To some people that was the roughest winter of the ages in the Midwest. I was a child then but can remember the weather, mostly how it affected school and our daily lives. No doubt the memories were enhanced by viewing my Grandfathers Super 8 films of the deep snow.
My parents and I lived in a small town situated between Chicago and Rockford. We were renters, my folks just a year away from saving up enough to own our own home. The house we rented was a small one, clean and warm and perfect for a family of 3. My father worked in Rockford as a welder. Mom was a school teacher here in the local district. She was just in her second year of teaching at the local high school, as she had foregone her career to raise me until I started school.
The Blanket Policy began when Grandpa got a huge deal on surplus military blankets at the local Army-Navy store. He brought two dozen of those itchy wool beauties home. Grandma was skeptical until she heard the bargain price. She gave a few to my parents and put one in Uncle Rob's Camaro.
Uncle Rob was younger than Dad, still in his partying years, and made the rounds each weekend. As most of you Midwesterners know the Camaro and Firebird were usually the first cars into the ditch when the weather got snowy. One snowy night, in that brutal winter, Uncle Rob was coming back home to Grandma and Grandpa's farm after getting a snootfull in town. He lost the handling about 2 miles from the old homestead and slid into the ditch. The Camaro stayed running but with a temperature of 5 degrees and 20 below wind chill he was freezing his ass off. Then he remembered the blanket in the trunk. Uncle Rob covered up and stayed put until Grandpa found him, and pulled him out with his 4x4 the next morning. That was the beginning of the Blanket Policy. Since then everyone in the family has kept one of those old wool beauties in their vehicles, just in case it is needed.
In all the winters since I have never had to pull out the blanket for the purpose of survival. As a young man, dating my present wife, we used it for some fun in the woods a few times, and I am not just talking picnicking. But it seems those days are past now as I reach 47 years and she hits 45. Our son Steven is away from home now, down south in college at SIU-E. He, of course, has his own blanket in his Mustang. The wife keeps hers in her SUV under the lift up back floor spare tire cover.
About Us
My wife Jan works for the local park district as an administrator. I manage a home improvement warehouse store. You know us, it's the orange one. I have had some offers to move up to corporate in Atlanta as I also do some troubleshooting in our region for underperforming stores in the region. I have turned down these chances to advance, as Jan loves the Chicago-land area and her job. We live in a very nice, upper middle class Chicago suburb. Seems all of us small town Illinois kids have moved to Chicago. If you were smart enough to make it through college you moved here for the money. No college, you toughed it out in small town rural Illinois.
My folks were middle class and we lived well, wanted for nothing, but they could not really afford to foot the bill for my post high school education. I joined the Army right after graduation. I had taken and did well in a typing class in high school so the Army in their infinite wisdom made me a clerk typist. After basic I was sent to South Korea for a year to patrol the DMZ and type morning reports. I re-upped after 2 years and made Sergeant and transferred to Germany, where I oversaw clerk typists and played soldier in the Fulda gap. We "cold warriors" were tasked with stalling a Russian invasion long enough for NATO to respond.
The Army taught me a lot and I would never have done as well as I have in life without what I learned there about dealing with and managing people. After 4 years in the service I took advantage of the GI bill and enrolled in Northern Illinois University in Dekalb to major in Business. During the summer I interned at the big orange home store. I learned a lot more about life in those summers working the dock at night with the fellows who were full time. I also learned from the bottom up, hand jack and then forklift, all the warehouse jobs. My first management job was running that same dock after I graduated from NIU.
How We Started