My wife, Laura, had always been the girl of my dreams. She had deep red hair, brown eyes, perky B-cup breasts, and a devious mind. She shaved from the neck down, she was endlessly inventive in bed, and she was fond of all kinds of mind games. We were both in our early twenties, and we had plenty of energy to back up our fantasies.
One day, she came home with an evil grin on her face.
"Hey, honey," she said. "I got you the best anniversary present ever."
"Really?"
"Yup!" She pulled two tickets out of her purse and handed them to me.
I read the title on the tickets aloud. "'Wicked Horns Live Bukkake?' A bukkake show?"
"Yup! They take a girl up into the center of this auditorium, auction off her clothes, and every guy in the auditorium gets to come up and jizz on her if they want." She winked at me. "Sound like fun?"
I blushed deep red. "Are you sure you're okay with this?"
"Yup. I've even gotten tickets for Jake, Gabe, and Lawrence." My groomsmen at our wedding, and my best friends. All single, unfortunately.
"Yeah, I bet they'll love it."
"They've already assured me that they will."
"So, let's see... My ticket's got a mars symbol with horns on it, and yours has a red Venus symbol with a heart. What do those mean?"
"Well," she said with a giggle, "the horns mean you'll be allowed to... 'participate.' And the heart means I have a wonderful hubby coming with me."
The next week passed slowly, especially since Laura insisted on holding off on sex so I would be as riled up as possible for the show, but finally, the night came. Laura dressed up in a tight black T-shirt, a black lacy bra, black lace panties, and a black miniskirt.
"You look amazing," I said.
"You're not bad yourself," she winked. "Are you sure you're ready for this?"
I nodded. "I'm sure."
She giggled. "Good."
I drove her to the address listed on the tickets. We got out of the car and headed for a large, round brick building.
"It's a big place," I said. "They could probably fit hundreds of people in here."
"They do," she nodded. "I hear the girl is basically coated by the end."
I gave a hungry little moan at that.
Laura giggled again. "You're going to love this."
The attendant took our tickets, and his eyes went wide as he looked between me and my wife. "Oh! You're on the VIP deck tonight! Section A, seats A1 and A2."
"Oh?" I asked.
"Yeah!" the attendant said. "It means you're-"
"-Front and center to the action," my wife interrupted. "Come on, we want to get in nice and early."
I followed her in. The auditorium was, in fact, huge, with hundreds of seats full of eager men, and more than a few women intent on spectating. The seats were vinyl, and came with lube and tissues. Made sense, considering what happened here. True to Laura's words, our seats were in the front row, only a few feet from the circular platform where, presumably, the show would happen. No one was there yet, though.
"Hey, Laura!" a voice called out. It was Jake. He and the guys were in the VIP section with us, apparently.
"Hey, guys," Laura smiled. "Ready for tonight's festivities?"
"Oh, hell, yeah," Jake said with feeling, looking at my wife with gratitude. "Thanks so much for inviting us along." The others nodded their agreement. Their pants bulged, and they looked hungry. I'd never had reason to speculate on the size of my friends before, but they seemed pretty substantial.
"Of course," she said with a grin. "Having you along will make this twice as fun."
The guys laughed.
We sat down and waited for the show to begin. After a few minutes, a musical sting came up and a buxom, black-haired announcer walked onto the stage.
"Welcome, everyone," she said, "to Wicked Horns Live Bukkake. Whether you're a first-timer or a returning customer, I know you'll love what we have in store for you tonight. Tonight's entertainment is a married woman looking to add a little adventure to her life!"
"That's kinda kinky," I said quietly to Laura. I chuckled a bit. "I wonder what her husband thinks of this."
Laura giggled.
The announcer continued. "In fact, her husband is here with her, and he's in for a very special surprise."
Wait.
What?