The 67 Year Old Lieutenant
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The 67 Year Old Lieutenant

by Leftleaningdadbod 14 min read 3.3 (4,300 views)
noir fantasy alternate history erotic mature old-young red heads shapely
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London - sometime in the late 2020s

Trick or Treat?

Chapter One

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The weather just took the biscuit. It was October 31st and too late at night to hold any joy, with no moon, a thin but persistent rain and noisy, gusty winds. The chill felt deep within his old bones. So weary after a succession of late nights at the office, one overlong day too many in the New Empire Policy Centre, he was relieved temporarily in mood only by a swift pint just before closing time at the station pub waiting for his train home. As was his habit, he called to his home, by which he meant his lovely, gentle partner's mobile phone, to confirm his train's time, leaving a message ending with his usual joke leaving from platform 7 and three-eighths.

Fortunately, this night he was wearing a warm raincoat, a classic London Fog in grey, with the collar up and an old Chelsea Fedora that had been his father's. He carried a very battered and scuffed small briefcase, as if he was attached to it rather than the other way around. Old school, he realised that he looked as he felt; an anachronism, somehow not in the right time or place. He mused that the oddity was in feeling that he had been created with a sense of anxiety, like he was somehow misplaced by the universe in its wider scheme.

In his over-tired state, he wandered aimlessly up and down the concourse until he saw his train arrive on the usual platform, and brought himself up short at the sight of a line of old corridor and compartment carriages. The departures board confirmed a substituted train. Better that than a cancelled one, he mused. But the presence of the train had already generated a bonus; some happier memories of childhood journeys coming home from boarding school (which were never so very fondly recalled in the going). He clambered up the step to board the train. He hesitated a moment and took in the fullness of the smells of the diesel fumes from the running engine and his memories of smoke-filled carriages; just like this one - still dirty and still full of dust. Yes, that was it - dirt and dust - so completely distinctive of a post-war, mid-twentieth century diesel carriage. So he entered by the door of the first carriage which was closest to the platform entrance, and pulled deliberately - unnecessarily hard - the door behind him just so to "feel" the solid slam. The sound of real engineering from another age. He took a seat in the first empty compartment off the corridor.

Dusty, high necked seats like old armchairs had the same comforting familiarity of grime, dust and texture ground into the dark green velour of the upholstery. He sat hatless, his coat opened and he looked around the dimly lit compartment. He squirmed in his seat, an unexpected sense of pleasure swept over him as he scooted into the corner seat furtherest away from the corridor to sit by the window. Memories. So he could look at his fellow travellers or pretend to gaze out of the window. One of six seats. Overtired as he was, he felt unusually lifted by the juvenile sense of thrill, of excitement, as if something indescribable and unanticipated was about to happen. He put the refreshing pleasure of that feeling down to pure sleeplessness - not unlike, he remembered bitterly, the dreadful exhaustion he felt during the defence of New Zealand - a campaign that nearly killed him, leaving him with a taste of bitterness at his present role in London.

Quarter of an hour to go. The railway people had become better at timely departures, even on these late evening services, so he almost expected it to be on time. No one else in his compartment yet, but he breathed relief as a couple in mid-life passed by in the corridor, talking altogether too loudly as they passed, not glancing but looking at him through the dusty corridor window. Turning into a right old misanthropic git, he thought. The couple, it seemed from what he heard, were also enlivened by memories of this carriage type.

Just five minutes to go, and he heard the progression of slamming the doors in every carriage coming down the train from the engine at the front to where he was sitting in the last compartment of the last carriage.

Two minutes to go and wistfully he wondered if he would get away with being the sole occupant of this compartment. The whistle of the platform person was blown, almost too echoey in the high space of the terminus canopy above the train.

He sensed rather than felt, as if pre-consciously, the train's movement as the carriage door behind the compartment wall slammed. He noticed a sense of slight trepidation, a chill of excitement and surprise, as the pleasant form of a woman strode into the corridor and immediately slid open his compartment door. Youngish, long reddy-chestnut hair and big green eyes. A full figure. She looked at him, smiled and said,

"Just made it. Are you going my way?" Singsong English, he immediately thought. Baltic tones.

He laughed strenuously, as if she'd been hilarious, and replied with little air in his lungs, "Sure, plenty of room". Weird, he thought. Why would it not be? And how the hell am I being so windy?

"Thanks, I want to feel safe", she replied.

Mixed feelings permeated his heightened senses. He'd obviously over-reacted. It's not my space he thought, but something about her fed his anxiety. And he thought he was used to being near or around attractive women. God knows, enough at work and at home. Just then, the train jerked into movement. She stood, staring at him for a second's fraction too long, then wobbled inelegantly because of the exaggerated sway of the carriage as it traversed the many lines leaving the terminus. Just avoiding calamity, by now falling on him, she dumped herself down in the dust-ridden middle seat of the opposite bench, which billowed in response magnificently, so she violently coughed and waved her hands in front of her reddening but still-smiling face, fanning the dust away from her eyes.

He wondered what she meant by needing a sense of safety but decided not to enquire. Time to look the other way, unfortunately and an emergency paperback moment appeared in his tired mind. The book in his case beckoned. He didn't want to stare but couldn't help notice, because as she stood, shrugged off the outer coat, a rather attractive figure emerged - full-figured, pulchritudinous he decided was the description, because the tightness of her white silk blouse above her waisted form was quite arousing. Tall lass, more than me he reckoned. Thick. Wasn't that the term they used in the mess at the office?

Sighing internally he hoped, he opened his book and began to read. He didn't enjoy being as old as he was, he had decided long ago.

The train screeched on its joints, carriage by carriage, metal on metal, making its way across myriad points and railway crossings, and departing the inner city. The man enjoyed reminiscences of the synchronicity of sound and movement: the sway and the rhythmic clackety-clack at such low speed which made both occupants of the compartment roll and rock in response. He glanced occasionally from his book without raising his head, hoped she'd be distracted by settling herself. Instead, without ado, she reached almost over him, standing so their legs brushed for a delicious millisecond as she flipped the window latches and slid open the pane a little. She caught his eye with him staring at her standing above him coatless, her breathing and chest expanding with her post-cough panic waving her manicured hand in front of her reddened face. The older man could not help but appreciate her femininity, especially the clearly noticeable swell of her large round nipple straining at her thin blouse. To alleviate them both of their mutual discomfort, he gave his unspoken agreement to her unspoken actions as the oeuvre window had let in an even louder roar.

Added to the distraction of the carriage movement, he heard couplings between the carriages ground and groan again over a set of points. The swaying lessened and almost ceased as the train settled into the straights, unsettled only by the alternating reverberations in the many tunnels, at last travelling out in the cuttings between the banks of suburban housing.

As she stood above him, she looked around herself in the darkly-lit compartment and she smiled in a way he thought charming, probably because of her evident embarrassment at her heat and coughing. As she stood by the window she turned to face him, and reacted to the sight of his hand clutching the briefcase handle - noticing, he realised later for the first time, with surprise in her eyes, the thin chain attaching the battered old case to the metal cuff on his wrist.

In fact, the older man smiled again at her directly for the first time, and immediately moved past her apparent reaction, instantly deciding it was innocent, such was the deep feeling of pleasure her closeness had given him. She sat down with a wallop opposite the man. He had to reluctantly return his gaze to his book, to re-read the same paragraph for at least the third time with almost the same absorption as the first couple of occasions. Nil.

Odd though, he reflected. The woman had a unique manner of speech; not exactly accented English but not with the smooth cadence of a native speaker either. Voice was lightly raspy, husky. Perhaps a smoker. No, skin healthy not yellowing, not crinkled enough. Maybe a naturalised Easterner, one of the ex-Soviet satellites... Who knows these days. People had crowded in on his life from all over the globe. He began to resent again, at her intrusion in his compartment, despite her beauty. Of all the joints, ha ha. He grinned, still feeling silly about himself, pretending to look at his pages and then she interrupted him again.

"Good book?" she enquired. "I love reading myself, you know crime, thrillers and noir. What is that one?"

He looked up again. She said "noir" as if it was in parenthesis.

"Ah well, you have struck deep into a rich seam of my life", instantly aware that he was feeling deeply into his sense of irony which the younger generation in his office hated him doing, using his most archaic manner of speech, "It's called 'Swann's Way'." and held the book up as he showed her the cover. She leaned forward, coming much closer to him as she squinted at the words on the cover.

"Oh yes," she said. "I see. I tried Proust when I was studying. You know I wonder if perhaps it's like snails, not just an acquired taste but something you'd only try because you get bullied into it."

As she sat back into the dust of her banquette, the woman reached down to her toes, to massage the ball of her foot, both court shoes discarded on the dirty floor. Her legs twisted as she swooped them up to her left side, only almost accidentally offering a view of two - lovely he thought - stockinged legs as she began energetically to massage one foot. He was momentarily entranced by her slightly uninhibited behaviour; definitely from somewhere else, he thought. How exotic.

"So why a rich seam - are you a writer? Or are you a secret reader of historically-important material on late night trains? Do tell. I want to know." That charming smile again.

"Well, I started it a few nights ago." The older man flipped the book about like a gauche young girl, immediately embarrassing himself.

Still smiling, now at him, she said "And how are you enjoying it?"

"I got into bed with it, intending to do at least an hour, as I always do...

"Ah! A creature of habit then." She smiled, and he sensed he was being made fun of.

"And I enjoyed the first two pages... and then the alarm went went off."

"Do you drink?" she asked, a smirk on her face.

"Ah ha, I had been. Yes. Enough anyway. So the next night I was stone cold sober. Started it off right from the beginning again with a clear head and I was out cold at the end of the fifth page. Or so I found in the morning."

"And then?"

"Er, I woke with the sun streaming in through the windows, my dog whining at the poor breakfast service."

"It's cheaper than seeing the doctor for sleeping pills, look at it that way. And you perhaps you won't mount as many middle-of-the-night raids on the fridge." She said grinning, a little too much he thought. How does she know I have a dadbod, he wondered. Bloody cheek!

He said, "Do you always get such intimate recordings of the lives of strangers? Or is it just me that you have this peculiar effect upon?"

She sat back, still holding her feet. "Ha! I don't know about you. You don't speak to strangers so often then? How do you make up your friends?"

Her struggle with smooth language was sweetly amusing to him.

"I'll tell you about that when I come back," he said. "I need to see a man about a dog."

"Eh? Oh yes, I know that one," and she smiled again. "I'll hold you to that explanation."

He stood, picked up his crumpled hat and obviously kept his hand on his old briefcase, walked the two paces to the sliding compartment door and exited into the corridor, carefully closing the door behind him. He looked back at this intriguing woman who was still staring at her feet. He turned away and walked down the corridor, swaying in the shiny reflections of lights inside the glass tunnel. Dark outside, semi-bright and highly reflective inside. At least the rain has stopped here in leafy suburbia, he thought. Or is it just the train's speed that's keeping the windows clear? Tiredness came back to him in a tidal wave, standing before the glass-panelled door at the end of the corridor. Located on the other side was the toilet his bladder so urgently required at that moment. Little notice given, he bitterly disliked his age and especially his bladder.

Unfortunately, a gentleman wearing an overcoat and carrying a case obstructed the way through, on the other side of the door. So he stood to one side. Simultaneously did the other man. He gestured for him to come through. So did the other man. He laughed, as did the other man. The old man finally saw what was happening, and he felt a complete fool for being deceived by his own reflection. In some shame or self-pity perhaps, he barged through to the toilet, the image previously holding his attention dispelled as if by magic, a consequence of his sudden movement. His face was still stinging red even as he left the toilet afterwards, clutching the briefcase hard against his chest, intending to make a less eventful journey back to the compartment. The old man successfully navigated the swinging glass door, and entered the dirty corridor.

Only this time, his way really was barred.

She was bigger in every way, inflated by wearing that huge coat. No smile now. A determined frown on her face, using swift and positive posturing, she pushed him away from her, grim-faced, back through the glass corridor door again, the original cause of his confusion. Now twice-confused and blood-thumping in his ears-scared, he reverse-trod into the swaying and roaring link between the old carriages, with the closed toilet door somehow jammed shut behind him. The carriage door window was open, adding to the shrieking sound made by the carriage coupling beneath him. The patchy darkness of the trees and bushes flickered, rocked past in his peripheral vision. His tiredness had brought him to this, now he realised. Simultaneously, as it seemed no accident at this juncture, a tall, muscular-looking couple entered from the other carriage, coincidentally the ones that passed his compartment before, so he appealed with his eyes, just once breaking eye contact with the previously fantastic vision of auburn beauty before him, now in terror mode.

"Grab the case", ordered the vision. The briefcase was not snapped out of his hand. The old man decisively sidestepped from the toilet door to the carriage door, reaching out with his right hand, snapping the brass handle down. And he was away. Bodily intact leaving the carriage behind. Too fast even to scream.

End of Chapter One

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