Authors Note:
The funny farm doors are surprisingly easy to break out of, so here comes another story. Be nice in your comments PLEASE. All children under 18 have been erased. Took a really big eraser.YES, I really am a trucker, I'm driving in NYC tonight. Pray for me.
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Ted's Wife Was Cheating. Ted couldn't believe it. He and Sheila had been married twenty-two years. They had been together another three years, a quarter century of love shot to shit. Gone for good.
On top of that was the way she came home one day and just announced, "I'm seeing another man, and I'm thinking of marrying him... Right after we get divorced." She said it with a straight face.
Ted was at first looking around, He thought this was some kind of elaborate joke. When he realized it wasn't a try at humor, and that she was serious, he nearly had a heart attack. His blood pressure went sky high, he fell down and passed out.
His son found him laying there. He picked him up and carried his dad to the car, which was a work truck. He raced to the hospital, holding his father with one hand and driving fast with the other.
When they got to the emergency room, he carried his father in like a child. He shouted, "CHEST PAIN, passed out, possible HEART ATTACK, crash cart now STAT. NOW!"
Jim was six four, 280 pounds of pure muscle. He was a stone mason. He also volunteered on the ambulance crew, so everyone knew he wasn't screwing around.
People flew into action. His father was well cared for. He was quickly hooked up to heart monitors. Doctors checked his heart and pulse. Jim knew his dad was in good hands. He went to the waiting room, he said a prayer for his Dad.
His father was ghostly white, the shock of his wife's announcement really took a toll on his heart and soul. He had loved that woman with his whole heart. She was his whole world! As he lay in triage and treatment, and finally in recovery, he wept. He cried like a baby.
The doctor on duty called for a shrink, but the doctor thought he should at least try to listen to what was bothering this poor man. When he heard what his wife said, he asked if it was some kind of joke, that statement just sounded crazy. He asked, "Could you have misunderstood what your wife said?"
"No, she said it plain as day.
She was thinking of marrying this guy as soon as she divorced me." He started grabbing his chest again.
The nurse giving Ted his mild sedative got the wrong pills. She gave him three Viagra instead of the sedative. Hey, everyone makes mistakes.
Ted cried about the loss of his wife and his marriage. He was truly heartbroken. He felt like he was hollow. He felt like he was dead. Had his whole marriage been a sham? Were his children even his? Fuck that, even if they weren't his biologically, he was their Dad, nothing would ever change that.
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News of Sheila's perfidy spread like wildfire. They lived in a small town, so everyone pretty much knew everything about everyone else in town. This was big news in a small town.
His sister-in-law got to the hospital first. She was divorced and she had a crazy-ass crush on Ted for years. It didn't help that he mowed her lawn, trimmed her bushes, raked her lawn, cleaned her pool and took care of her when she got sick, feeding and bathing her. So when she got there first, before any other potential sluts she was very happy and excited. She found him in a treatment room.
"Ted! I got here as quickly as I could!" She basically grabbed his head and stuck it between her very large bosoms. Sort of a forced motorboating. Ted, almost smothered by tits, then mauled by kisses. Marie had him in a woman's headlock, her cleavage holding him captive. He did smile however.
He said, "Marie, your breasts are very, very nice, but you have to let me breathe a little! Thank you for coming down here. Do you want me to breast feed on your beautiful girls here?" He actually giggled.
Marie had her shirt unbuttoned in about two seconds, "I would be honored for you to breast feed on my nipples. They ache for your mouth. Come on baby, suck for mama! " Just like that, Ted was suckling on her hooters, as she held his head. Her boobs were a good DDD or E cup, measured a full 48 inches, and her very dark, almost maroon colored nipples were hard as rock, damn near as big as dark cherries. They were very succulent nipples.
She was absolutely loving his nursing, as Ted sucked like a baby. Her pussy was drenched from her excitement. She wanted Ted so badly, and her sister's total disregard for Ted's feelings...well, she saw this as an opportunity, and she was going for it! As soon as Ted stopped sucking, she was going to start!
"I heard what an asshole my sister was being towards you. I will be here for you Ted. You know I really love you..I have loved you for so many years."
All this nursing had Ted's dick very erect. The Viagra in his system had him hard as granite. Marie pulled up his hospital gown, and immediately her auburn tressed head was in his lap, and his very large and hard member was deep in her throat. Marie was going for the gold, she would suck his dick in the middle of times square if it made him happy. It really made her happy to feel his hardness in her, and her throat. She wanted him so bad.
"Marie, you don't have to do that, I know you love me and I have loved you for many, many years!" She stopped just long enough to kiss him, and rip off her panties. She hiked up her skirt and practically jumped on his dick, aiming it for her sopping wet cunt. You could smell her arousal almost from the hallway. There was no stopping her, she would have him inside her NOW.
Ted did not object to this treatment. He in truth harbored quite a bit of lust for his sister-in-law. He had never acted on those feelings because he loved his wife, who now showed her true colors, by disrespecting him and apparently cuckolding him as well. About that he was devastated. Was there a touch of revenge in there as well? Ted thought, well why the hell not.
He heard a crazy phrase, " the best way to get over a woman, was to get under another". Well, he was literally under Marie as she tried to fuck him to death. Her pussy felt fantastic. She was hot and wet and incredibly tight, her pussy had wanted him for so many years after her husband passed away. She was so happy, fucking Ted in a hospital bed in the emergency room. She was about to cum. Quite suddenly she tossed her head back and screamed, "OH TED, YOU ARE THE BEST! I'm...
I'm COMING! UGHHH, YES, YES, YESSSSS!"
Ted, couldn't hold back to this sexual dynamo, "OH Marie, I'm gonna cum too! Ughhh, Oh YEAH! Uhhh." He flooded her already wet pussy with about a pint of man cream. He felt like it went into her womb. He was up against her cervix. She absolutely loved it. She was still spasming as he shot his load. The privacy curtain flew open. Apparently they don't like people fucking in the emergency room.
"Marie, you know Ted is here for a possible heart attack, you could literally be fucking the man to death." Said the doctor on duty. He shook his head and walked away. There were two nurses standing by his bedside. Sandy, his charge nurse and Vicky a new black girl new to nursing, also a virgin. She was fascinated by the couple's coupling. Both in truth, wanted to be the only one fucking Ted. He was a hunk to all the women there.
"Ted, you really shouldn't piss off your heart doctor by fucking in the emergency room. You could die, I'm Sandy by the way, and this is Vicky. I know you Ted, you helped me."
"Ahh but Sandy, what a nice way to go. After what my fuckin future-ex-wife has put me through...This was very good medicine. I will let both of you have a turn, I mean if Marie here allows it. I certainly don't wanna hurt her feelings. She's been so good and kind to me over the years."
Truth was the complete opposite. Ted had been good to all three women there. He had fixed Sandy's electric when the huge storm came through last year, and removed the tree from her porch roof. He even had the local lumber company come out and pay for the valuable red oak wood. Everyone won on that deal.
The younger woman was also in his debt. The ministry where he prayed was asked to help Vicky, she had only just arrived and everybody knew that Ted was a soft touch. He went and paid for her rent and security deposit. He even made a deal with Herman at the diner to get her meals for free for a couple of months. Nobody was as kind and as giving as he was. Not even the holier-than- thou set at his church. Ted helped those in real need.
Marie looked at Ted. "Am I going to be your main squeeze?" She asked with concern. She squeezed his manhood with her tight cunt.
"Wow, you are squeezing me! Marie, I'm not even divorced yet, and you are trying to get us hitched, aren't you? Havn't I always been there for you? I am very greatful for you coming down here."
"You made me feel like a man again. You know damn well I love you, don't you? I am going to need you to talk to your sister, because I'm so spitting mad right now...I might kill her. It would be better that you find out what she's up to." Ted continued.
Ted looked in her eyes. "I may be a bit crazy right now, but do you blame me? I'm actually thinking I might have married the wrong sister, what do you think about that? So don't squeeze me too hard with that tight pussy of yours. I'm very sensitive after such a hard cum. Give us a kiss before you go!" They kissed deeply.
"Ted, I think I understand a little, my sister tried to undercut you as a man. Well don't you worry about that. As long as I have a tight little pussy, you will always have a holster for that big gun of yours. Oh my God I can feel you inside me, I don't want to go, Ohmygod you are so fuckin huge! Oh shit, OHH!"
Marie had another orgasm from Ted flexing his meat pole.
The nurses were amazed. "Did you just come again Marie? Is he really THAT good?" asked Sandy. She was intrigued that he could do that so effortlessly and easily. Sandy decided she was going to fuck him. He was by all accounts very good in bed.
The two nurses helped Marie off his still hard dick. He laid back, "Thank you Marie. That was just what the doctor ordered." He smiled.
"Ted, I'm gonna find out what that slut sister of mine is up to. What do you want me to say to her?" Marie was amazed at the turn of events. She was kinda happy that her dumb-ass sister had fucked up. She was going to get Ted. She wanted him so bad.
"I don't know Marie. How about 'WHY?'. Could you stop by my house and get me something to wear? And get me a room over at the motel. I'm not staying at the house, not if she's fucking some guy there. I wonder who she's doing? If you see Sam Brody, ask him to call me. I might as well get the divorce moving."
