It was a nice weekend, but we were happy to get back to a regular, mundane routine of plain vanilla sex again for a few weeks. Tina called to tell me she bought a strap-on dildo and had used it a couple of times to peg Keith. He loved it. I knew he would, he was the type of man who needed a woman to take charge of him. I was glad I made her buy it.
A break from paradise or purgatory can’t last forever. A few weeks later, Margeaux reappeared one afternoon after work. We were sitting down to dinner and she breezed into our house, smiling and twirling.
“Care to join us?” John invited her.
She was acting stranger than normal, no mean feat for this girl.
“No, no,” she said sitting down and helping herself to some salad. “I can only stay a minute or two.”
“Why so?” I asked.
“Big news,” she announced. “I’m pregnant.” My eyes bulged and John was strangely quiet. He stopped eating mid-chew. “Brian’s the father,” she hastily added.
“How do you know? I asked, wanting to keep the conversation going, not have it end like time was frozen.
“I peed on a stick of course,” she laughed. “But that’s not what you meant, is it? Except for John, he’s the only guy I’ve been fucking and the timing is all wrong for John to be the daddy.”
“How does Brian feel about this?” John managed to choke out.
“He’s thrilled!” she blurted. “We’re going to be getting married soon, just a quickie ceremony, but you two will be invited. I just wanted the two of you to know.” She hopped up from the table, gave both of us quick pecks on the cheeks and was out the door, but not before she added, “I hear the second trimester of pregnancy is the horniest one, so I’ll be stopping by on a regular basis then!”
“Is she serious?” John asked.
I nodded. “Yeah, the hormones rage and women get real horny.”
“I don’t know if I could have sex with a pregnant woman,” he said.
I didn’t know what to say. “I’m sure you could. You’re a man, you’ll fuck just about anything.”
“I wonder if I’m the father,” he pondered out loud.
“What if you are?”
He shook his head slowly. “I don’t know. If they do get married, whoever is the husband at the time of birth, is legally the father.”
“DNA,” I said. “Law might be one thing, but fact is another.”
We tried to go back to our dinner, but the phone rang. I answered it. “It’s Holly,” the voice came from the other end. “Would you be interested in having sex with Tom and me? Your husband can watch.”
“Uh,” was the best response I could manage.
“Actually,” she went on without any real pause, “you can participate, but I’ve finally convinced Tom we need to branch out a bit. I like women and all, but he needs to let me get what I want or we’ll never get married. And what I want is two men at the same time. I figured you and John would be open to that.”
It all came out in a blur, I think she was a little drunk.
To be honest, I was torn between the two basic options Holly was offering. On the one hand, I’d recently had more crazy sex in the past few months than I had in my entire life. That’s saying something, even if I’m not up to porn star standards of deviant and varied sex. What Holly wanted from me is to have John fuck her along with Tom while I got to watch.
I’m open minded. I like porn. Maybe I’ll like live porn. I’ve watched John fuck another woman already. I’ve fucked another woman. I liked both. Why was Holly asking me to offer up my husband so that she could get her jollies? What about my needs.
That got me to thinking. What are my needs, other than to please my husband and sit back and relax while I had as many orgasms as possible? After long and careful deliberation, I called Holly back and we arranged a date. Just the two of us, I needed to feel her out first.
Coffee. The great equalizer of social occasions. It promises nothing, it can go nowhere or it can lead to more without any consequences.
I should have expected something else. Holly was wearing a tight t-shirt, no bra, nipples poking through the material making tiny bumps, jeans highlighting her ass and legs. It was enough to make any teenage boy fulfill his fantasy about the sexy next door neighbor. Being neither a teenage boy nor a true blue lesbian, I was slightly disturbed to realize there was a steady moistening between my legs. I of course had dressed for the occasion in an oversized sweatshirt, matching gray sweatpants roomy enough for another of me and my oldest, grungiest sneakers. We were some bizarre pair of would be lovers.