The next morning John seemed uncomfortable as we ate breakfast. I knew why, or so I thought, so I decided to quiz him.
"Wasn't Missy as good as you remembered?" I asked.
"What?" he asked, startled, knocking his cereal bowl to its side, dumping half the contents on the table. "No," he said. "Yes?" Clearly I had frazzled him.
I rested my hand atop his as he tried to clean up the spilled cereal. "It's okay," I reassured him. "I set it all up. You and I set the cameras? Remember? Oh! That reminds me, I want to watch it again." I half got up as he stared blankly at me. "Yeah, I forgot to tell you about that part, didn't I?"
"How did you already watch?"
"I snuck back into the office last night and watched you two on the cameras." I tried to deflect my subterfuge away from me by focusing the spotlight on Missy. "That Margeaux has a delicious body. I almost wished it was me in bed with her, not you."
"You think she's attractive?" he asked.
The hint of lesbianism always distracts the average man. "Not just attractive. Hot. Beautiful. Eminently fuckable. Perfect pale skin, big tits. I've always been proud of mine, but hers are huge without being ridiculous. You must have some lucky wife to let you fuck another beautiful woman like that."
"That's kind of funny," he said.
"What?"
"When we were talking last night, Margeaux said that she wished you were with us last night. She said she's already had me, but thought to have me and you at the same time would be heaven on Earth."
I stared at him a long time, unable to say anything.
What had I done?
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It's one thing to let your husband fuck other women. It's another thing to fuck other men with your husband's knowledge. Both are acceptable, even desirable. It's also fun to tease your husband with the fact that you might be open to some girl on girl action because you had a crush on your roommate in college. It's even more fun to tease him with the idea that, given a few more drinks and a half hour more of opportunity, you would have happily walked down that thrilling path of bisexuality. But when I was confronted with the reality that my husband wanted to take me and his ex-girlfriend to bed at the same time, I panicked.
I don't have anything at all against lesbians, gays, bisexuals or what-have-yous in the wide world of sexuality orientation. I've always been flattered, a little turned on, and more than a bit intrigued the few times other women have hit on me, sometimes seriously, sometimes not. It's just that I never really expected to go through with it. When I have delved into my lesbian daydreams and fantasies, it was more emotional than physical.
My typical lesbian fantasy was basically meeting up with the most beautiful woman in the world, all natural, no plastic, no big hair, and the scent of flowers in the air. We'd meet, laugh, talk, then have a few chaste kisses on the cheeks, that would progress to a few erotic kisses on the insides of our wrists (why this is an important part of my fantasy I'll never know), that would progress to a mutually agreed upon visit to a bedroom which is somehow communicated though neither of us say a word about it. Once we get to the bedroom our clothes magically melt away, we slip into bed and make passionate love like you can see described in the cheapie romance novels found at the grocery checkout. Never, ever is there a vibrator or dildo in sight.
Now that's all well and good, but when I fantasize about fucking a man, it's all about cock and cunts, fingers and lips, penetration and ejaculation. Sometimes it's just one guy, sometimes it's two; sometimes it's John, quiet often it isn't. There's no romance, no kissing of wrists, it's all about getting my rocks off. I still cum with either fantasy, it's all a matter of my preference at the time. John was presenting me with an unnatural collision of my two types of fantasy. The reality was somewhat more shocking than the fantasy.
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"What did you tell her?" I asked, hesitantly.
"That you were open to the idea of sex with a woman. That we'd discussed menage a trios before, but we never went anywhere with them. I didn't make any promises. I told her I needed to talk to you first."
I nodded my head. "Good thinking."
"It's kind of odd," he said, not really hearing what I said. "When she and I were dating, she never gave me any hint that she was into women. Maybe that came about after she and I broke up. Still, you've got to admit, her being bi is hot."
"Sometimes women, girlfriends and wives make up stories like that to keep their boyfriends interested."