My wife and I were sound asleep, having turned in early on a Thursday evening to be fresh for a day's work in the yard the following morning. As Monday was a holiday, we'd decided to take that Friday off to make the most of it. We had A/C, but as long as it wasn't too humid we loved sleeping with the windows open for the sounds of summer at night. Our bedroom window overlooked the pool out back, and the locusts were in full swing.
I awoke at one point thinking I'd heard something, or someone. A scooting chair. Swishing sounds of water? Groggy, I forced a glance at the clock. 2:13am. I sat up on one elbow, half asleep and too tired to get up. Nothing. I lay awake a little longer before nodding off. I was just starting to dream when Jill nudged me awake again.
"Louis," she whispered. "Did you hear that?"
"Mm, no..."
Then a splash followed by laughter.
"That!" she said.
"Ugh, right," I grunted. "Wait here, okay?"
"K," she whispered back.
I made my way out of the bedroom, grabbing a bat I kept at the top of the stairs, then hurried down and through the living room, snaking along the wall up to one side of the patio door. I was squinting my eyes for a look when the hallway light behind me came on, casting a glare on the inside of the sliding glass door. Jill bumped into me.
"I thought I told you to-"
"Look, there they go!" she said, reaching for the door. I grabbed her wrist.
"Would you just let me go out first? Please?"
"Why?"
"Because, if somebody gets shot I'd rather it was me," I whispered over my shoulder.
I opened the door and stepped out in time to see two figures scrambling up the fence at the far end. Just as they were on top, a third jumped up and the whole section collapsed. There was some laughter and someone yelled "Oh shit!" and just like that they were gone, having disappeared into the shadows of the trees.
"Jesus," I mumbled.
I slowly walked to the edge of the patio and slung the bat over my shoulder. I took my time because I wasn't up for chasing anyone in the dark and I didn't want to leave Jill alone.
"Do you think it was what's-his-face and his friends from down the street again?" she asked, walking up next to me.
"You mean that kid Mike? That idiot left for college last year.... I really wish you would have waited until I knew it was safe."
"Sorry," Jill mumbled, staring toward the far end of the yard. "Yeah, I guess it has been a while. Well, I suppose we have some new intruders then. How'd they get out?" I pointed to the fence. "Oh, my goodness!" she said. "I hope no one's hurt! Louis, we need to get that new fence started immediately. It's no longer just an eyesore, honey. It's a liability. The trespassing and God forbid someone drown in our pool."
"Right, well," I said, turning to see her staring up at me. "Sooner than later I guess, right?"
"Tomorrow?" Jill said, taking the bat and wrapping an arm around my waist.
"Yeah I'll take a look. See what needs to be done first," I said. "Well, at least they got the demolition process started. We didn't like that thing anyway."
"We?" Jill said, hugging me. "You didn't care. If it was up to you, this one would be standing to the last post when we're dead and gone."
"I hear you counselor," I said with a smirk, turning to face Jill.
"Should we call the cops? Just for the sake of having a report on file?" she asked, her tired eyes betraying her intended seriousness.
"Up to you," I said, "but I don't think it's necessary. Those clowns probably won't try it again. Not after that." Honestly I wasn't worried about some pool hopping kids who's asses I could kick and I had a feeling wouldn't be back anytime soon. But Jill's worries were legitimate. "You know Jim next door recently installed an electric pool cover. They're expensive, but...if we have the switch for it put inside, this really won't happen anymore," I suggested.
"I think that's a great idea. Especially if we can have the switch inside."
"I'm sure we could."
"Fence first though?"
"Fence first."
"How about we leave pool lights on for tonight."
"Sure."
Jill took care of the pool lights and we headed back inside. In spite of the night's excitement I was exhausted. We slumped back into bed and she mumbled something else about liability issues should someone swimming in our pool drown. I was pretty sure I recalled her hazily chuckling at me for falling asleep on top of her.
The next morning we surveyed the damage out back as we sipped coffee. In daylight we saw it was more than just one section. A whole support post had been broken off at ground level, and the connections of each section on either side were bent or snapped off. Afterward, I was in the garage going through old paint cans when the doorbell rang. It took a moment to untangle myself from some cobwebs and by the time I got to the door Jill was opening it. It was a lady and a young, lanky teenager.
"Mrs. Johnson?" Jill asked, extending her hand. "From the neighborhood association, right?"
"Yes. Mrs. Holden, correct? You provided legal advice for us if I recall" the lady said, shaking Jill's hand.
I was curious because while pleasant enough, Mrs. Johnson appeared anxious, stealing a glance at the uninterested young man standing beside her.
"Yes, that's right, and please, call me Jill. This is my husband Louis. Louis...Ashanti, right?"
"That's right," Ashanti replied. "And my son, Cedric."
"Ma'am," I said, shaking her hand. "Cedric." I held out my hand and Ashanti nudged Cedric, prompting him to shift his feet and shake my hand.
"Hi, Cedric," Jill smiled, extending her hand. He shook it with no more enthusiasm than when he did mine. "Ashanti," Jill continued. "It's been a while. How are you?"
"Fine thank you," Ashanti replied.
"Well, won't you please come in?"
"That's very kind of you Jill. I regret this visit isn't to chat, but...well, I'm just embarrassed to say."
"Oh, please don't be," Jill said. "What can we do for you?"
"Well, I guess I'll just come out and say it. It appears my son paid you an uninvited visit last night with some of his friends and damaged your fence?" Ashanti explained, avoiding eye contact with us.
"Is that so?" Jill said, crossing her arms and staring over at Cedric. Jill stood at about 5'4", and Cedric looked four or five inches taller and, with his slight build, probably didn't outweigh her by much either. Despite their size difference, Jill looked nonetheless bigger, more imposing than the youth.
"I'm afraid it is," Ashanti said, looking from Jill to me. "I happen to be up late last night and Cedric's father is out of town, otherwise it would have been him. And lucky for you it wasn't!" Ashanti chided, glancing at Cedric, who looked down as his mother continued. "Anyway, around three o'clock I hear the kitchen door open. In walks somebody too dim witted to worry about the light being on. This one, sloshing around on my clean floor...come to see everything he had on was entirely soaked. Legs all scraped up and everything."
"Is he all right?" Jill asked looking down at Cedric's legs.
"He'll survive...but just," Ashanti replied. "I got the truth about them scrapes and bruises. Come to find out he and some of his friends who's mothers I'll be speaking with," she said louder glaring back at Cedric, "...out all night pool hoppin' and bustin' up property."
Jill just stared at Ashanti as she spoke. I shook my head and tried my best not to smile because Cedric looked like he wanted to be anywhere but standing in front of us. If the fence been brand new I might have been more perturbed. I suspected Jill felt the same. She was putting on a good show of concern, standing with her arms crossed with a hard look in her eyes as Ashanti spoke, much like I've seen her do during a hearing. I could tell she wasn't so serious, but I doubted Ashanti could. As the conversation went on, I couldn't resist.
"Let me guess, that was you on top the fence when it collapsed?" I said, narrowing my eyebrows at Cedric.
"It was," Ashanti answered for him after a silent pause. "And he's lucky a few scrapes is all he got. But I'm so very sorry regardless. I understand he kicked a hole in your fence too?"
"A whole section is down, actually," I said. "But, Ashanti, Jill and I aren't too worried about the fence. It just so happens that we planned to replace it. The late night visit is another thing, but...please don't fret over the fence."
"This could have gone a lot worse," Jill added. She nodded at me, and looked at Cedric, who was still looking at everything but us.
"And now what do you need to tell them?" Ashanti said to Cedric.
"I'm sorry."
"For?"
"For breaking your fence...and trespassing on your property."
"We appreciate that," Jill said.
"Can I see what he did?" Ashanti asked.
She had Cedric wait near the car as she, Jill and I headed out back.
"Oh, Lord!" Ashanti gasped as we approached the damage.
"They all jumped up, and it all came down," I said, kicking some of the broken wood.
"He didn't tell me about all this," she said, shaking her head. "Cedric!"
Jill and I both jumped when Ashanti hollered for her son, then looked at each other.
'Jesus!' I mouthed at Jill, making her bite her lip in an effort not to laugh.
Cedric appeared at the front gate, unlatched it and dragged his feet to the back of the yard where we stood surveying the damage.