Once in a great while my wife likes to go out with some of her fellow girlfriends. They usually go out and dance, have a few drinks, usual girl talk. I can always look forward to a great night of sex when she gets home cause she is usually a little buzzed and ready for action. Around one a.m. I heard a taxi pull up to the house and what sounded like a lot of commotion. My wife was totally inebriated as she staggered out of the cab and fell on the ground laughing. Her friend Sherri paid the cabbie and helped her off the ground. I slipped my slippers on and helped Sherri get my wife into the house. I told her to help me lead her to the bedroom and we laid her on her stomach in case she had to throw up. She wasn't in bed a few minutes and she was passed out completely. Sherri sat out in the living room and asked if she could use the phone to call her husband. I told her that I would give her a ride home that there was no sense in bothering him. So we went out to the car and started down the road. I knew she lived about ten minutes away from our house so it would be a quick trip.
"I bet you're pretty disappointed?" she asked.
"Yeah I guess you could say that somewhat." I replied.
"Renee told me that you looked forward to her going out like this cause of the great sex you two would have when she got home." she said giggling.
"I guess it will be me and rosey palmer tonight." I responded chuckling about the situation myself.
"Renee said your pretty hung." she said placing a hand on my leg.
