Surprises For Everyone

My husband loves to tinker with his old cars in his workshop out behind our house. Sometimes he spends the whole day, or the better part of a weekend, out there tinkering. I must admit sometimes I feel left out especially if we haven't had any sex that week.

I decided to pull a prank on him to get his reaction. I could see from the house that he was laying on his back up under the car fixing something. So, I slowly walked out to the workshop, unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. I was going to give him a super blowjob in hopes that he would return the favor this evening for me. It would appear he too was horny as his load was larger than I had seen him squirt in a long time. He didn't say a word, he just laid there and let me work my wonders on his cock. I think I left a happy fellow and slipped out of the shop without saying a word.

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From Ernie's point of view:

I had agreed to help my buddy Ed out with some work he was doing on one of this old cars in his shop. I was under the car pulling parts and passing them to Ed who was cleaning them out behind the shop. He would bring the parts back in, hand them to me under the car, and I would reinstall them. We had a system.

When Ed came back in I told him, "Ed, I don't know what happened about 10 minutes ago but someone came into the shop, unzipped my pants, and proceeded to give me a blowjob. It may have been your wife. I don't know. I couldn't see who it was and the person didn't say a word. They just left after I shot my load. I'm not saying it was your wife but I don't know who else it could have been."

From Ed's point of view:

I couldn't help myself. I doubled over in laughter. "Ernie, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if she came out and sucked you off thinking it was me. She has threatened to do that one day to me and I guess you were the lucky recipient when she was thinking it was me. Personally, I think it is funny as hell! I am not even going to mention it to her. I am going to let her bring up the subject."

Ernie replied, "Well, just to keep me out of trouble I am going to tell my wife what happened. We don't keep secrets and I wouldn't want her to find out from anyone other than me."

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From the wife's point of view:

That evening at dinner I smiled coyly at Ed and asked, "So what did you think of your surprise today?"

Ed, trying to make the most confused look on his face, asked, "What surprise?"

His wife wasn't going to let it go. "You know, that little blowjob I gave you while you were under the car. I mean, I don't think you could have forgotten it already. I thought I did a particularly good job. I mean you sure had a load!"

Ed, wanted to string her along. "I didn't do any work under the car. That was Ernie. He came over to help so he pulled all the parts under the car and I cleaned them out behind the shop." While I already knew the answers, I continue, "So, are you trying to tell me that you gave Ernie a blowjob while he was working under the car? Sounds like Ernie had a good time. I didn't know you had a thing for Ernie."

The wife: "Oh my god, do you mean that was Ernie under the car and not you? You mean I gave Ernie a blowjob?"

Ed, trying hard not to laugh, answered, "Well, I guess so. You are going to have a lot of explaining to do to Ernie's wife."

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My wife knocked on the door at Ernie's house and his wife answered. My wife knew this was going to be embarrassing so she just wanted to blurt it out to get it over with. She did not know that Ernie had confided to his wife what had happened.

"I have something embarrassing to tell you, so please just let me explain," my wife began. "I tried to pull a prank on my husband and give him a surprise blowjob while he was working on his car out in the shop. I didn't know your husband had come over to help Ed."

My wife was starting to blush as she continued. "So, your husband was working under the car and I thought he was my husband. I mistakenly gave your husband a blowjob without knowing it was him. I'm sorry for the confusion. I am so embarrassed."

Ernie's wife put on her best stern face and replied, "Are you kidding me? Is this some sort of prank my husband cooked up?"

My wife answered apologetically, "No. It was my fault I am the one that started it all."

Ernie's wife decided this was too good to pass up, "OK, to even the playing field I want to give your husband a blowjob and I want you to sit and watch. And tell him to build up a good load. I don't want just a couple of dribbles, I want a full load. Bring him over Friday night about 6 and I'll get my pleasure. Then things will be equal."

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My wife was not aware that me, Ernie and Ernie's wife had all agreed to this plan ahead of time as a way to turn my wife's prank into a prank on her. Maybe that would teach my prankster wife a lesson.