Every so often, I find myself in this "gotta fuck something" mood. Honestly, it's even more specific than that: I find myself in a mood to go down on any moderately attractive woman in the area. And more honestly still, this mood doesn't come "every so often" but "every time my girlfriend leaves town."
It's a problem.
Every year she ventures off for about a month on a family vacation. I find myself as an attractive man living alone, but a far cry from single. It's tormenting, knowing that I was once many a woman's dream and now I can't help but dream of many a woman. I do my best to be faithful and won't go so far as to pick up just any girl off the street, but it is a very real, palpable struggle.
Last year, I just absorbed myself in my summer schoolwork and my new job. This worked for two weeks. Then the latest crop of freshman showed up on campus; the Greek Machine started spinning its gears and soon the freshman harvest was in full swing around me. I'm not a Greek subscriber and even find the institution repulsive. Hard to deny, however, that they know how to get the ladies up and moving.
The online classifieds are always miss-and-miss in the man-for-woman category. Even if real women were seeking men there, there are far too many brash, tactless, horny bastards looking for something quick and easy and more than willing to say so in as many words. I just want to give a woman thorough and attentive service. Reciprocation is welcome, but by no means required or requested. The issues with online classifieds, in reverse order of their importance, would be, one, the man-for-woman section is saturated with dicks (pardon the pun) and, two, only scammy personals websites send responses. I was fooled once by a site and even gave it a functioning email address; lesson learned.
This summer, the girlfriend left before I had anything into which I could lose myself. And, because of travel delays, she left well after I could have taken my own vacation before real life catches up again (college is endless for the dedicated). So I got anxious much sooner.
I haunted the one-for-one online classifieds again and was presented (surprise!) with the same old crap: too many men begging for favors, too few real women looking for service. Turns out that the young and hot don't need the internet to get guys. A single man wouldn't need the internet to get girls either, but something seems worse to me about appearing in a bar as an attached guy seeking four weeks of no-strings-attached fun. It's like a one-month stand.
I could be a hypocrite.
But if I am, I'm an attractive one. Don't think of me as arrogant; I know I look good and I do the work to keep it that way. I stand at six feet tall and have carved my body down to minimally functional body fat. A goal of mine is to always have superb muscle definition--I like my cuts to cast shadows. And more than one woman in my 21 years has told me I was a charmer. Life has been good to me, and to the ladies, I've been good right back. I haven't slept with many women--by choice--but I've served plenty and all have been grateful enough to spread the word. Hell, "the word" is what landed me with this girl and everything about her is fantastic. I do, truly, mean everything.
Except that she goes off for four or five weeks at a time and leaves me in this "gotta go down" mood.
Instead of skating down the same old path of wishing for a real chick to turn up on a site or plotting how to pick up a girl without actually picking her up, I decided to take a different approach. I told a lie once about having a threesome and the story stuck; I've yet to admit it to anyone. Perhaps I could make good on that story, even if the lied-about context would have to remain, in order to preserve my relationship.
Yeah, I could be a hypocrite.
But I cast a few lines in the man-woman-for-man pond, responding only to the choicest ads. This was after a night out with some of my boys and I figured nothing would come of it anyway. The ads were a few weeks old, after all. Surely hot couples don't have to wait long for quality responses. I called it a night, thinking the next day, a holiday, would be a good time to sleep in.
You could imagine my surprise when my phone shook me awake around 7 with a bite from one of those lines. Now take that surprise--already a blend of fascination, anticipation, and cool satisfaction with my smooth reply--and amplify it when you think of the jaw-dropping photos I got in response: I could just barely tell that this woman was a brunette and that her body was about as perfectly proportioned as a man could ever dream. The ad she and her husband had posted described her as an absolute bombshell at thirty-five years old, "99 out of 100 times the hottest person in a room", and I was thrilled to say no lie had been told. I couldn't even see her face.
The first photo was a level shot that she was leaned into. Her hair hung just into the top of the shot and I could see mischief in her smile. She was bent over at the waist, cupping firm, round tits with her short-nailed fingers teasing the nipples. I could see a mile of smooth, creamy legs falling away from beneath her bosom. My dick was swollen already.
The second picture was like an establishing frame in a tasteful porno: I had a wide view of a living room with a wooden coffee table in front of a leather couch on which was perched this cute long-legged minx, wrapped up in fishnet from her ankles to her navel. She wore red, three- or four-inch heels which were up on the edge of the table, her legs spread wide. I could scan right up those long legs, almost to her jewel, where the view was then interrupted by what looked like a very soft hand gently teasing at her pussy lips. Above the waist, she was completely naked and her other hand tugged at a taut nipple on those perfect breasts. Her eyes were slightly downcast in this picture and partially covered by the short cut of her brown curls. I could still see long dark lashes obscuring the coy look she wore. I could just see that she was nibbling her lower lip. There was an anxious stirring in my pants begging to be addressed.
But it got still better.
I had replied to this ad the night before the holiday, thinking these two working professionals (as the ad had claimed) might have the day off. Even if I had to cooperate with another guy, surely I would get to go down onto a beautiful woman and work somewhere warm, juicy, and welcoming. It turns out I was half right--she had the day off. Not her husband. And he was inviting me to have her...
"I have to work tomorrow but my wife likes what she saw. If you're up to it, come get her."
I almost came right then. He left a number and I was on the phone in a hurry. As though she had expected me, the cooing voice on the other end just started purring directions. I memorized every number and every inflection off her lips and was dressed and out the door as quickly as my legs would carry me.
.
I almost wish there had been some kind of awkward silence, nervousness, or hesitation between us when I arrived at this lady's doorstep. I would even like to throw in a comedic element and say I'd gotten lost or that she thought I was the postman. But after a rap on the door, there was only a moment's pause before a brown-haired goddess reached out a gentle hand to me through the door.
"You must be that gorgeous black stud that emailed. Please, come right in."
Who was I to do anything but obey? Don't be mistaken, I wasn't in the least intimidated by the situation. It would have been reasonable to be as this was possibly the most attractive woman I had seen in person since I worked as a bartender. But maybe that was just why things were so comfortable--this beautiful creature had *requested* me after all, so clearly I had the upper hand.
Regardless, the vision before me was draped in a deep red silk robe, bound lightly just below her full breasts, which served to highlight the thick, chocolate luster of her hair. Her skin was fair and her eyes gentle. She probably stood around five feet eight inches and I'd be damned if over half of it wasn't those sexy, smooth legs.
Like I said, I wasn't intimidated by the situation, but I was absolutely star-struck by the beauty in front of me. As she shut the door--it swung silently and settled with a click--she continued to hold my left hand and started purring to me again.
"Would you care for a drink, hon?"
It wasn't even 9am. But her southern lilt could talk me into most anything.
"I could be persuaded a little later. But perhaps some tea, it being morning?"
She seemed to even coo when she laughed, sort of a sultry lulling from the back of her throat that sent a shiver up my spine...and down into my pants.