It has been years since I posted to LW... Troll comments will be deleted, yes I know you are out there. I write for my own enjoyment. I tried to find an editor, but the ones I tried were busy. So stuck with MS grammar and spell check.
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Friday night, sitting out on the porch with our nightly glass of wine, we watch as the sun sets and the full super moon rises. Those gloriously, romantic, times that makes the moon look so much larger than normal. After watching it for a little while, John, my husband of 22 years, stands up. He is five foot eleven inches, in good health, and shape. He doesn't have broad shoulders or washboard abs, but he did play football for a year and a half, as a bench warming tackle dummy. He was just didn't have the bulk and speed for a starter position. He does weights occasionally, but it is his golfing, and eating right that keeps him fit. Chasing a tiny little ball every Saturday morning, as you walk eighteen-holes, is a decent work out. Taking our wine glasses, we head inside for bed.
The next morning with a peck on Linda's cheek of he goes with his golf clubs. It is a decent round for all the guys. Jokes about individual shots, and sexual exploits of the three single guys. With a little bragging thrown in by John once in a while about his lovely wife Linda. By the 19th watering hole bragging and pity bar is where everything comes to a head. Smack talk and bet payouts are finalized, as lost tiny balls and won holes are counted and rehashed. Side conversations such as when John will join the single ranks as the other three. They all jump on John about that one. Almost as one they say bet she is getting tired of that tiny dick and searches for bigger and better. Imagine how much she could learn from a real set of big cocks teasing her hidden sexual desires are brought out of her.
Maybe she might like another position other than missionary that you have to use just to penetrate her. The are all laughing as they clink there third beer since hitting the benches at the 19th hole. John isn't laughing and is looking at the others. He has seen them in the locker room. All of them are longer and wider than he is. John knows his Linda loves him and has never cheated on him and never would. He knows he has to set them straight and says in that half cocked attitude. "She would never cheat on me as we have a great sex life and she is very happy with what my cock does for her."
The table goes quiet as all three of them look at him, then at each other, as one, they say, "Want to bet?" John just sneers back at them and after another sip says, "Damn Right, I got a hundred and fifty, says she would never. The Tony says, we don't want your money. Fucking your wife would be good enough. So if can get our dicks dipped inside her tight pussy, say within the next three months. There will be no hard feelings. If you win you will have bragging rights about what a wonderful wife you have and a fifty from each of us that fails. John just smiles and says, "Done. Do you want to pay me now or in three months." Draining that last of their beers they get ready to head home.
Once home John gets some work around the house done as he waits for Linda to get back from shopping. As he helps her put the groceries away he says, "We are meeting up with the guys for dinner and dancing tonight." His wife smiles and says, "We have known them since his high school football days, and have rarely missed our weekends out for a night of dinner and dancing since they all got divorced.
Linda, John's wife, has been the only female of the group for the last couple of years. Being a dirty blond standing five foot, seven, and very happy with her 150 pounds. Especially since after her birthing Chris. He is off at Virginia Beach working near the beach during the summer this year while waiting for classes to start again. Over the twenty years after giving birth, she has only gained five pounds. John doesn't seem to mind those few, since all of it seems to be in her breast, and a touch more rounding of her hips. Being the only female at these nights out, the guys don't seem to not mind about that. This made Linda the target of a lot of flirting since two of the other three, Dave and Randy are recently divorced. While the third, Tony Handson happens to be John's boss, and is a self-proclaimed player. With the attitude of why marry when there are so many woman who want to play online and in person. Watching his friend's divorce just confirmed his decision that bachelorhood was right for him.
What caused the divorces were never really talked about, as to what happened. The only things ever brought up about them were the celebratory toasts to monetary slavery and sexual freedom. Most of the conversations at these gatherings were about sports, sexual escapades, and smack talk about their golf games. These topics seemed to fuel the endless little bets that ranged from who would win what football games, and on who would get laid next. Everyone, but John, and I were using a dating site to chat up women. They never seemed to have regular dates, even though all three are decent looking guys, with good jobs.
Even though it was a singles bar, none of the guys ever tried to get the other women to dance. This made Linda the stand in dance partner for everyone which she didn't mind because she loved to dance. The guys would take turns keeping Linda on the dance floor all night. John would take her out for a spin and always nodded approval for the others. Although, if someone other than one of the golf buddies asked for a dance, they were told to ask someone else. The drinks flowed as the night went on and the dancing seemed to flow with it.